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Title: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: bonker on May 07, 2013, 07:06:53 PM Why hasn't anyone tried this yet? I mean there are plenty of men with duff jizz/lesbians wanting an unholy fraud of a 'family'. So why hasn't anyone offered BTC for spooge? And if they did what would be a good price for baby gravy/spunk/jizz/man juice/splodge?
Personally, I wouldn't due to a sense of responsibilty. Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: SaltySpitoon on May 07, 2013, 07:09:43 PM Sperm banks go through a lot of medical testing and protective measures to make sure that you aren't donating any dangerous traits or STDs in your semen. I'd guess thats the reason it isn't widely done.
Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: bonker on May 07, 2013, 07:12:35 PM Sperm banks go through a lot of medical testing and protective measures to make sure that you aren't donating any dangerous traits or STDs in your semen. I'd guess thats the reason it isn't widely done. Yes, but I'm thinking more of the anonymity angle for this. For anonymous donation you can simply put a used condom in a cold thermos flask and post it. BTC sent the other way gives true anonymity. Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: pheaonix on May 07, 2013, 07:26:04 PM theres no girls in bitcoin doe and only 10% of people are gay
needle in haystack Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: Wardrick on May 07, 2013, 10:42:16 PM Donate a kidney for 100 BTC
Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: johnniewalker on May 07, 2013, 11:22:20 PM Why hasn't anyone tried this yet? I mean there are plenty of men with duff jizz/lesbians wanting an unholy fraud of a 'family'. So why hasn't anyone offered BTC for spooge? And if they did what would be a good price for baby gravy/spunk/jizz/man juice/splodge? It is literally harder (no pun intended) to be a viable sperm donor than it is to get into Harvard. Good luck.Personally, I wouldn't due to a sense of responsibilty. Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: TheSwede75 on May 08, 2013, 07:01:21 PM OBVIOUSLY for this project we need a new altcoin :)
Maybe 'Splooge$' or 'JizzCoin'? Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: chungenhung on May 08, 2013, 09:30:06 PM Why hasn't anyone tried this yet? I mean there are plenty of men with duff jizz/lesbians wanting an unholy fraud of a 'family'. So why hasn't anyone offered BTC for spooge? And if they did what would be a good price for baby gravy/spunk/jizz/man juice/splodge? It is literally harder (no pun intended) to be a viable sperm donor than it is to get into Harvard. Good luck.Personally, I wouldn't due to a sense of responsibilty. Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: Craynon on May 08, 2013, 09:44:08 PM OBVIOUSLY for this project we need a new altcoin :) I'll take 1,000,000 for 0.1 BTC and I'll pay a 'mining' contract fee too ;)Maybe 'Splooge$' or 'JizzCoin'? Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: bennett616 on May 08, 2013, 09:44:58 PM SIGN ME UP!! haha
Andy B Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: TheSwede75 on May 09, 2013, 04:13:37 PM Just think of the possibilities. You can tip with it at a strip club and LITERALLY make it rain 'Jizz' :)
Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: Gabi on May 09, 2013, 04:21:34 PM This project should be merged with Girls Gone Bitcoin :D
Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: FreedomCoin on May 09, 2013, 07:42:19 PM be careful donating sperm, some woman recently got child support from a "anon" sperm donor.
Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: dmartig on May 09, 2013, 11:19:04 PM be careful donating sperm, some woman recently got child support from a "anon" sperm donor. not a problem can be handled with a "pre-eruptual" agreement Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: johnniewalker on May 11, 2013, 03:12:42 AM Just think of the possibilities. You can tip with it at a strip club and LITERALLY make it rain 'Jizz' :) That is just absolutely disgusting.Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: bonker on May 11, 2013, 07:13:31 AM Just think of the possibilities. You can tip with it at a strip club and LITERALLY make it rain 'Jizz' :) That is just absolutely disgusting.It does raise an interesting point though. If waste jizz can be commodised then there is a fortune to be made. Even if its turned into fertiliser or paint thickener or something Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: film2240 on May 11, 2013, 07:41:22 PM be careful donating sperm, some woman recently got child support from a "anon" sperm donor. That can't be good.I wish I knew more about how things worked in the UK for this kind of stuff as there's clearly people who wish to pay for it. Title: Re: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? Post by: johnniewalker on May 11, 2013, 11:43:57 PM No offense to anyone wishing to donate sperm, but I meant it when I said it is harder to be chosen as a sperm donor than it is to get into Harvard. The sperm banks run tests on you like you wouldn't believe. Its not like they're trying to find alpha male sperm or anything, but they do absolutely everything in their power to make sure that that sperm would make a healthy baby.
As far as paint thinner and fertilizer-I had no idea sperm could be used for those. I also have no idea how I got into this conversation. |