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my neighbour has been really mean and unfriendly and even uncivil so to teach him a lesson i decided to troll him for 2 weeks

currently im on day two and he still hasn't called the police on me lol

i work nights from 8pm to 8am so what i do is i open my balcony door at 7pm and play this full blast on my laptop and leave it on while im at work , i only wish there was a 14 hour version :(

http://youtu.be/NI_fgwbmJg0

i wonder how long it will take before he starts going insane :)

maybe that will teach heim about being nice to people

i think i might start playing this next week as it is less annoying but still ten hours long

http://youtu.be/iqT0iFZifgw

Remember that thought when he punches your face in.

The fuck?! LOL!

really ? you think someone would just be stupid and resort to violence like that? that would just work towards my favour as would be inclined to call the police


lol all im looking for is an apology 

By passively agressively antagonizing him? Yeah, that'll work.





Tell me Mr. Kawaii, what good is a call to the police if you can no longer dial?

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^loool that mad me lol man

i doubt he we give me a mafia beating for something this small

i just want to put him in the same position that i was in , all i expect from him is to ask me politely like a civilized human being

haha nice try dude ;)

So how exactly has he been "mean and unfriendly"?  Your neighbours aren't exactly under an obligation to be nice to you.

these people dont even work and they blare their music on during the day , i tried to reason with them and explain that i work night and sleep a bit during the day to no avail

theyre just rude people with no respect for their neighbours so i am fighting fire with fire

lets see how long this will last , luckily i live in canada where not many people own or are able to obtain handguns easily

that's ear rape LOL

But you don't need handguns to bash someones face in with a hockey stick.  ???

lol now you got me worried bro every post you made was about someone getting their face bashed in or their fingers broken :S

I'm sorry. I didn't want to disturb you. It's just that these things happen. Now I'm not saying that your neighbour will hockeystick your face in or run you over with his car, because mostly people value their hockeysticks and cars, I'm just saying that it could happen.

Especially with someone who is staying home all day everyday listening to your 10 hour japanese animes singsongs, again and again without an end, all day, driving him up into a frenzy and he can't wait to see that guy that was all up in his face yesterday about some noise for a few minutes and when he'll get him he's gonna teach him good and now there he is on the corner and "ELIZABETH. GET OUT HERE AND BRING ME MY HURTY STICK. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA GET HIS FACE BAS ......(oh, wait, Canadian) - I'M GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND HAVE A POLITE TALK WITH OUR YOUNG NEIGHBOR OVER A BEER AND SOME POUTINE."

haha yeah man right on if he offered me poutine to make amends i will definitely turn off the 10 hour anime theme songs :D

Instead of face bashing, maybe he'll key your car, let the air out of the tires, or something like that.

Anyway, I think you'd be more effective at annoying him if you played a soundtrack in a language he can understand. That will force his attention away from what he's doing.

did you stop to consider the possibility that if people in canada were able to obtain handguns maybe these guys would have been a little more polite to start with?

If my neighbors did this while I knew they weren't home, I would just take the laptop. Especially if I'm young and unemployed.

I would've shot that laptop with an airsoft to make my point. Also hard to prove.

why not just be a reasonable person ? im not asking for any preferential treatment im just asking to turn his music down to normal levels , its not as if there is a once a week party going on on the weekend this is going on every day

im not fucking moving because of this asshole

i just found a 24 hour nyan and think this is the most annoying thing in the entire earth

http://youtu.be/EErY75MXYXI

maybe hell end up punching himself in the face from insanity

Ask him politely. If that doesn't work, call the police.

The fact you are wasting your time and nerves to devise these tactics and waste electricity already makes him a winner.

perhaps if this approach doesn't solve the problem :) you and your neighbor might be interested in adjudication?

Here is my analysis of the case and here is how i would rule if you chose to utilize my services. (i work for tips cuz im a noob anyway)

He is imposing a cost on you by listening to loud music. You are imposing a cost on him by choosing to live near him and work at night. After examining all of the possible solutions it would appear that him putting on a pair of headphones is the least costly solution to the problem. But then again the only reason why he has to put on the headphones is because you imposed a cost on him by choosing to work at night and live near him. therefor he should wear headphones in lieu of playing music loudly but you should pay for the headphones.

also clearly music is important to this person so blue light special headphones wouldn't cut it.

play the barney song on repeat... "i love you , you love me" all day long will surely drive him insane. i was going to do that to some neighbors of mine... but i decided against it. also, you need to hook you laptop up to a big stereo.. or its pointless  ;D

When my neighbor annoys my i blast death metal on a 1100 watt home theater with tower speakers, 12" woofers, 2 12" subs. after doing that i wont hear him make a sound for months, probably because his gf beats him for starting a sound war.

Fleshgod Apocalypse is a great death metal... just gotta have big speakers. its more obnoxious that a construction crew full of jackhammers.

there is always a way to troll harder lol

This is a pretty good solution, but a better one would be to just soundproof the adjoining wall.

Thanks :)

i considered that option, it seemed more costly over all though i could defiantly be wrong. If they did go with that option they should split the cost.

Probably more expensive, yes, but also easier than trying to force your neighbor to wear a pair of headphones.

Although, a gift of a nice pair couldn't hurt his chances of sleeping well. ;)

right with the headphone solution their is the additional cost associated with the inconvenience of using headphones instead of speakers. Since obviously if he prefered headphones to speakers he would already be using them. So yea that makes things a bit more murky.

probably what would be best is giving the neighbor the option to chose from which ever one of these two solutions he prefers.

But they have hockey masks.  And I bet they can get hold of chainsaws easily.

Prawns in the curtain rods works wonders.

Yeah, how? Great job though.

ok i just got punched in the nose by my neighbour

i called the police and he got arrested , the cop was super cool and understanding , he was about my age and told me that on tuesday i should file for a restraining order taht way he wont be able to go near me there for he will be forced to move , he wont even be able to personally pack his things one the restraining order comes in effect lol he;ll have to hire movers or get his friends to do it

aside from getting a bloody nose today i guess everything worked out for the best

 :D

im also glad my laptop didnt catch fire after playing music full blast for 10 hours straight :)

For some values of "best," I suppose. Nobody ended up dead.

This is awesome....I can't imagine this for 10hrs straight....

Thank you for making this thread kawaii. I found it to be a very entertaining read.

When getting a restraining order for a neighbor they are still allowed to pass within the allotted distance in order to live in their home. I looked into this for a neighbor that had to pass by my house every day to get home. He would have still been allowed to pass by the house.

See? I told you that would happen:

Now you have a bloody nose and he has to move... 

this is such an inefficient solution compared to my suggestions  :'(

a much cheaper solution though.

Idk moving can be pretty expensive.

Post police report or it didn't happen.

Especially compared to a set of quality headphones.

if this is effective, they will plan a revange

It looks like a waste of electricity. A pillow, 2 ear plugs and a turned on TV disables the effects. Or the police. In my country, most people would simply call the police if it's after 11 pm which they are allowed by law. Guess he's deaf or something. Anyways, good luck. You never now, he might even become a better neighbour...or your worst nightmare.

Didn't read all the way through, didja? OP got a bloody nose for his efforts, neighbor a restraining order.

Sorry then. I tend to loose interest if I see that the page count is bigger then 1. Especially in this kind of heat we're having here, in my country.