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Title: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: davout on December 03, 2010, 06:21:01 PM I'll start, the rules are simple, someone tells a joke and has/posts a BTC address :
- you smile -> .5 BTC - you laugh -> 1 BTC - you ROFL -> 2 BTC I'll start with one, courtesy of reddit If you cheat, it's your karma points :D A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables. Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: tyler on December 03, 2010, 06:37:18 PM I'll start, the rules are simple, someone tells a joke and has/posts a BTC address : - you smile -> .5 BTC - you laugh -> 1 BTC - you ROFL -> 2 BTC I'll start with one, courtesy of reddit If you cheat, it's your karma points :D A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables. *groan* you owe me 1 BTC Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: davout on December 03, 2010, 06:41:35 PM I'll start, the rules are simple, someone tells a joke and has/posts a BTC address : - you smile -> .5 BTC - you laugh -> 1 BTC - you ROFL -> 2 BTC I'll start with one, courtesy of reddit If you cheat, it's your karma points :D A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables. *groan* you owe me 1 BTC You made me smile... Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: ribuck on December 03, 2010, 06:42:54 PM Satoshi met a banker who had a horseshoe above his front door. When Satoshi asked what the horseshoe was for, the banker said it was a good luck charm which kept interest rates favorable.
Satoshi snorted and asked the banker how he could believe such superstitious nonsense, to which the banker replied "Of course I don't believe it! But I've been told that it works, whether or not you believe." 1dMYrvEfCw3HaVtNS5tTDtwnLc9L3Vbwm Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: grondilu on December 03, 2010, 09:15:43 PM Tyler's answer was way funnier than the joke itself !
Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: tyler on December 03, 2010, 09:53:50 PM Tyler's answer was way funnier than the joke itself ! Ok you made me laugh, now i owe you Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: bober182 on December 03, 2010, 10:10:52 PM Whats the hardest thing about walking in a fields of dead babies.
Your penis. Use my forum address. Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: grondilu on December 03, 2010, 10:19:13 PM Whats the hardest thing about walking in a fields of dead babies. Your penis. Dude, is that supposed to be funny ? Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: davout on December 03, 2010, 10:45:32 PM Whats the hardest thing about walking in a fields of dead babies. Your penis. Dude, is that supposed to be funny ? Probably not, I still owe him half a coin though XD Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: bober182 on December 03, 2010, 11:13:22 PM grondilu Your response made me smile got an address.
Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: davout on December 03, 2010, 11:28:41 PM What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor. Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: tyler on December 04, 2010, 12:30:02 AM What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor. wow, threw up in my mouth a little Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: bober182 on December 04, 2010, 12:45:05 AM For a /b/ mask wearing avatar you seem weak in your soul destroying ways.
Whats worse then 10 babies in a dumpster. 1 baby in 10 dumpsters. Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: tyler on December 04, 2010, 12:58:18 AM For a /b/ mask wearing avatar you seem weak in your soul destroying ways. Whats worse then 10 babies in a dumpster. 1 baby in 10 dumpsters. the mask is from V for vendetta, not my fault the b tards hijacked it Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2010, 04:18:46 AM I swallowed some viagra. My neck has been stiff for 4 hours.
Title: Re: Let's have some fun and make money ! Post by: hogofwar on December 04, 2010, 05:41:53 PM Read this one ages ago:
A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. “I’d like some raisin bread, please,” the man says politely. The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view. As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction. Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng. “Is yours raisin too?” the clerk yells testily. “No,” croaks the feeble old man... “But it’s startin’ to twitch.” Address: 13JCtCtmLibqbBzuYxPLBqTZ9fXagttY8k |