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Title: I've noticed something interesting Post by: greyhawk on May 17, 2013, 08:39:59 AM Risto "Supernode" Pietilä
http://hopeapankki.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/risto.jpg Anders "Supernord" Breivik http://static3.kleinezeitung.at/system/galleries_520x335/upload/6/5/2/2992042/breivik_ap.jpg How can this be? Are there even more? Is it a secret experiment? What does the government not tell us? Title: Re: I've noticed something interesting Post by: Foxpup on May 18, 2013, 04:16:40 AM Yes, it is a secret cloning experiment. But what the government isn't telling you is that the experiment was a failure. You see, the cloning process has a horrible flaw. For reasons which are still being investigated, all clones have a different eye colour to the original person. However, unless you already know the original person's eye colour, there is still no way to tell which is the clone and which is the original (clones are usually evil, unless the original person was evil, in which case the clones are usually good, so that's no help either).
Title: Re: I've noticed something interesting Post by: Elwar on May 18, 2013, 04:22:41 AM There are many expiriments working toward getting a hand to grow out of your shoulder. It appears the the first person had this successfully done.
Title: Re: I've noticed something interesting Post by: Foxpup on May 18, 2013, 04:36:56 AM There are many expiriments working toward getting a hand to grow out of your shoulder. It appears the the first person had this successfully done. Ah, yes. That was the other goal of the cloning project: to clone spare body parts, so that if you lose one, the doctors have a convenient transplant option. Although you can't see it, both these guys also have a bunch of ears growing out of their backs.Title: Re: I've noticed something interesting Post by: myrkul on May 18, 2013, 05:32:12 AM While most people have heard of Genghis Khan's legendary promiscuity, and the resultant wide spread of his genes, fewer know that most Nordic people are actually all descended from one particularly wide-ranging viking, Rolf the Randy.*
*may or may not be true Title: Re: I've noticed something interesting Post by: organofcorti on May 18, 2013, 05:47:59 AM [ ... ] *may or may not be true Even more interestingly, it can be shown that the above statement is true for any given proposition, Title: Re: I've noticed something interesting Post by: myrkul on May 18, 2013, 06:03:37 AM [ ... ] *may or may not be true Even more interestingly, it can be shown that the above statement is true for any given proposition, except for some paradoxes. All generalizations are false.* *may or may not be true* *Warning: Thinking this through may have undesirable side effects (https://dl.dropbox.com/u/146411/headsplosion.gif). Title: Re: I've noticed something interesting Post by: organofcorti on May 18, 2013, 06:07:35 AM [ ... ] *may or may not be true* [ ... ] *may or may not be true* Title: Re: I've noticed something interesting Post by: Deafboy on May 18, 2013, 06:09:54 AM I nearly spit my coffee all over the table ;D
Title: Re: I've noticed something interesting Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 18, 2013, 08:12:55 PM While most people have heard of Genghis Khan's legendary promiscuity, and the resultant wide spread of his genes, fewer know that most Nordic people are actually all descended from one particularly wide-ranging viking, Rolf the Randy.* *may or may not be true That explains why all my sisters look like Dank. Title: Re: I've noticed something interesting Post by: Malawi on May 18, 2013, 08:45:58 PM I just found a picture that looks very much like Greyhawk.
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