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Title: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 01:45:47 PM
Well it's as the topic states. I am selling my soul for 1 bitcoin, but I'm taking offers as well.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Birdy on May 18, 2013, 01:51:23 PM
You need to provide more information regarding your product.

How do we know you haven't sold it to someone else yet?
What quality is it? Is it tainted in any way?
How will you manage the transfer and are there any shipping costs?


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: kickinyou on May 18, 2013, 01:53:57 PM
Boy or girl ?
If i own your soul what could i do with it ?


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: BitErotic on May 18, 2013, 01:59:38 PM
I'm always interested in buy souls ;) You can always make a handsome profit off them.....


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: CRkfx1 on May 18, 2013, 02:02:47 PM
Well, since I sold my soul to rock & roll (or the devil, can't remember) awhile back, I guess I could use a new one.

What's the going BTC:HSO (human soul) rate?  I don't think my body could handle a christian soul, so if you're christian, I need a refund policy or warranty in case it's rejected.

 :)



Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: WishIStartedSooner on May 18, 2013, 02:03:38 PM
im curious about this too...

guessing its a religious thing, so the actual process to sell one's soul would vary from religion to religion.

if anybody wants to buy my soul let me know how to go about it.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 02:15:39 PM
souls are very fragile, if I were to describe it in too much detail it would break its integrity.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: SRG on May 18, 2013, 02:17:13 PM
I thought this had already been tried: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=159024.0


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Anon136 on May 18, 2013, 02:17:39 PM
bid 0.001btc


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TheJackster on May 18, 2013, 02:18:55 PM
Wow this is a good technique of earning Bitcoins. I think I need to get in on this to reach my target :)


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 02:28:41 PM
bid 0.001btc

Sold to Anon136, to complete the transaction send the aforementioned amount to 1AhcnoTjvPEFaXaGLd3uAR88WZ7websA7a my soul will be sent instantly.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Malawi on May 18, 2013, 02:47:46 PM
I'd sell my soul at 0.99BTC


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Akka on May 18, 2013, 02:51:18 PM
As you want to get rid of your soul it's probably tainted or somehow elso not good anymore.

I would take care of your soul for 2 BTC (you give me 2 BTC).


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Malawi on May 18, 2013, 02:54:34 PM
As you want to get rid of your soul it's probably tainted or somehow elso not good anymore.

I would take care of your soul for 2 BTC (you give me 2 BTC).

Nah, It's fine. Done ll the services and stuff.

I also have a guaranteed space in heaven I would be willing to sell for BTC.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Stephan21 on May 18, 2013, 03:03:45 PM
BTC is heaven...


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Anon136 on May 18, 2013, 03:25:50 PM
bid 0.001btc

Sold to Anon136, to complete the transaction send the aforementioned amount to 1AhcnoTjvPEFaXaGLd3uAR88WZ7websA7a my soul will be sent instantly.

you cant send me your soul while you are still alive dork  :P

i will take possession after you die. in the unlikely even that such a thing as a soul exists you will be my ethereal servant for all of eternity ;D. Granted it is pretty unlikely that such a thing as a soul exists but ill pay 10 cents on the off chance it does considering the magnitude of the reward should it happen to be a thing that exists. I'll send payment later this afternoon sometime.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 03:28:55 PM
bid 0.001btc

Sold to Anon136, to complete the transaction send the aforementioned amount to 1AhcnoTjvPEFaXaGLd3uAR88WZ7websA7a my soul will be sent instantly.

you cant send me your soul while you are still alive dork  :P

i will take possession after you die. in the unlikely even that such a thing as a soul exists you will be my ethereal servant for all of eternity ;D. Granted it is pretty unlikely that such a thing as a soul exists but ill pay 10 cents on the off chance it does considering the magnitude of the reward should it happen to be a thing that exists. I'll send payment later this afternoon sometime.

Glad to be doing buisness with you. If anyone else wants to buy my other soul just let me know.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Anon136 on May 18, 2013, 03:30:56 PM
bid 0.001btc

Sold to Anon136, to complete the transaction send the aforementioned amount to 1AhcnoTjvPEFaXaGLd3uAR88WZ7websA7a my soul will be sent instantly.

you cant send me your soul while you are still alive dork  :P

i will take possession after you die. in the unlikely even that such a thing as a soul exists you will be my ethereal servant for all of eternity ;D. Granted it is pretty unlikely that such a thing as a soul exists but ill pay 10 cents on the off chance it does considering the magnitude of the reward should it happen to be a thing that exists. I'll send payment later this afternoon sometime.

Glad to be doing buisness with you. If anyone else wants to buy my other soul just let me know.

hey now you cant do that! you haven't sold it to anyone else before me have you?


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 03:36:08 PM
bid 0.001btc

Sold to Anon136, to complete the transaction send the aforementioned amount to 1AhcnoTjvPEFaXaGLd3uAR88WZ7websA7a my soul will be sent instantly.

you cant send me your soul while you are still alive dork  :P

i will take possession after you die. in the unlikely even that such a thing as a soul exists you will be my ethereal servant for all of eternity ;D. Granted it is pretty unlikely that such a thing as a soul exists but ill pay 10 cents on the off chance it does considering the magnitude of the reward should it happen to be a thing that exists. I'll send payment later this afternoon sometime.

Glad to be doing buisness with you. If anyone else wants to buy my other soul just let me know.

hey now you cant do that! you haven't sold it to anyone else before me have you?

Cmon be serious you know everyone gets an infinite amount of souls. What makes you think everyone only has one? BTW I'm also selling the right to be king of the afterlife, and rest assured there is only one spot for that, .001 BTC.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Anon136 on May 18, 2013, 03:42:44 PM
bid 0.001btc

Sold to Anon136, to complete the transaction send the aforementioned amount to 1AhcnoTjvPEFaXaGLd3uAR88WZ7websA7a my soul will be sent instantly.

you cant send me your soul while you are still alive dork  :P

i will take possession after you die. in the unlikely even that such a thing as a soul exists you will be my ethereal servant for all of eternity ;D. Granted it is pretty unlikely that such a thing as a soul exists but ill pay 10 cents on the off chance it does considering the magnitude of the reward should it happen to be a thing that exists. I'll send payment later this afternoon sometime.

Glad to be doing buisness with you. If anyone else wants to buy my other soul just let me know.

hey now you cant do that! you haven't sold it to anyone else before me have you?

Cmon be serious you know everyone gets an infinite amount of souls. What makes you think everyone only has one? BTW I'm also selling the right to be king of the afterlife, and rest assured there is only one spot for that, .001 BTC.

im calling this deal off. you aren't playing fairly.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Explodicle on May 18, 2013, 03:43:55 PM
ByteSoul


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 03:48:15 PM
bid 0.001btc

Sold to Anon136, to complete the transaction send the aforementioned amount to 1AhcnoTjvPEFaXaGLd3uAR88WZ7websA7a my soul will be sent instantly.

you cant send me your soul while you are still alive dork  :P

i will take possession after you die. in the unlikely even that such a thing as a soul exists you will be my ethereal servant for all of eternity ;D. Granted it is pretty unlikely that such a thing as a soul exists but ill pay 10 cents on the off chance it does considering the magnitude of the reward should it happen to be a thing that exists. I'll send payment later this afternoon sometime.

Glad to be doing buisness with you. If anyone else wants to buy my other soul just let me know.

hey now you cant do that! you haven't sold it to anyone else before me have you?

Cmon be serious you know everyone gets an infinite amount of souls. What makes you think everyone only has one? BTW I'm also selling the right to be king of the afterlife, and rest assured there is only one spot for that, .001 BTC.

im calling this deal off. you aren't playing fairly.

You can't call this deal off, if you break off a deal of souls in the middle, you lose your soul!


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: darkcrayon on May 18, 2013, 03:56:16 PM
For me it'd depend on what skills you've accumulated throughout your life that I can gain use of once I assimilate your soul.  For example fly fishing, cookie baking, soccer goalie, etc.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Anon136 on May 18, 2013, 03:58:00 PM
bid 0.001btc

Sold to Anon136, to complete the transaction send the aforementioned amount to 1AhcnoTjvPEFaXaGLd3uAR88WZ7websA7a my soul will be sent instantly.

you cant send me your soul while you are still alive dork  :P

i will take possession after you die. in the unlikely even that such a thing as a soul exists you will be my ethereal servant for all of eternity ;D. Granted it is pretty unlikely that such a thing as a soul exists but ill pay 10 cents on the off chance it does considering the magnitude of the reward should it happen to be a thing that exists. I'll send payment later this afternoon sometime.

Glad to be doing buisness with you. If anyone else wants to buy my other soul just let me know.

hey now you cant do that! you haven't sold it to anyone else before me have you?

Cmon be serious you know everyone gets an infinite amount of souls. What makes you think everyone only has one? BTW I'm also selling the right to be king of the afterlife, and rest assured there is only one spot for that, .001 BTC.

im calling this deal off. you aren't playing fairly.

You can't call this deal off, if you break off a deal of souls in the middle, you lose your soul!

psh ill take my chances. someday when we die we can take this to soul court and the soul judge will rule in my favor, just wait.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 04:03:53 PM
For me it'd depend on what skills you've accumulated throughout your life that I can gain use of once I assimilate your soul.  For example fly fishing, cookie baking, soccer goalie, etc.

You didn't see my other offer? I'm selling the position of king of the afterlife for .001 BTC That beats being the owner of any one soul any day. King of all souls is a priceless position.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 04:05:48 PM
bid 0.001btc

Sold to Anon136, to complete the transaction send the aforementioned amount to 1AhcnoTjvPEFaXaGLd3uAR88WZ7websA7a my soul will be sent instantly.

you cant send me your soul while you are still alive dork  :P

i will take possession after you die. in the unlikely even that such a thing as a soul exists you will be my ethereal servant for all of eternity ;D. Granted it is pretty unlikely that such a thing as a soul exists but ill pay 10 cents on the off chance it does considering the magnitude of the reward should it happen to be a thing that exists. I'll send payment later this afternoon sometime.

Glad to be doing buisness with you. If anyone else wants to buy my other soul just let me know.

hey now you cant do that! you haven't sold it to anyone else before me have you?

Cmon be serious you know everyone gets an infinite amount of souls. What makes you think everyone only has one? BTW I'm also selling the right to be king of the afterlife, and rest assured there is only one spot for that, .001 BTC.

im calling this deal off. you aren't playing fairly.

You can't call this deal off, if you break off a deal of souls in the middle, you lose your soul!

psh ill take my chances. someday when we die we can take this to soul court and the soul judge will rule in my favor, just wait.

You didn't see my other offer? I'm selling the position of king of the afterlife for .001 BTC. If you buy now you can secure your fate because you will be the one making the judgement in the afterlife. For only 10 cents you might as well.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Akka on May 18, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Hey, you didn't say in your title I'm selling on of my souls for BTC.

An average person would think you are selling you one and only soul. If you happen to have more than one soul, by what you implied with your offer you have to give all your souls to Anon136.

You tried to sell a good here that gets it's value from scarcity and difficulty to obtain.

If this good is now after the purchase unlimited, that's fraudulent behaviour.


Give Anon136 all your souls or get a scammer tag.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Anon136 on May 18, 2013, 04:16:12 PM
Hey, you didn't say in your title I'm selling on of my souls for BTC.

An average person would think you are selling you one and only soul. If you happen to have more than one soul, by what you implied with your offer you have to give all your souls to Anon136.

You tried to sell a good here that gets it's value from scarcity and difficulty to obtain.

If this good is now after the purchase unlimited, that's fraudulent behaviour.


Give Anon136 all your souls or get a scammer tag.

+1 someone contact jon ;D


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 04:21:07 PM
Hey, you didn't say in your title I'm selling on of my souls for BTC.

An average person would think you are selling you one and only soul. If you happen to have more than one soul, by what you implied with your offer you have to give all your souls to Anon136.

You tried to sell a good here that gets it's value from scarcity and difficulty to obtain.

If this good is now after the purchase unlimited, that's fraudulent behaviour.


Give Anon136 all your souls or get a scammer tag.

Sorry but selling a soul is like selling a song. If I sell you an mp3 that doesn't suggest I'm giving you the only mp3 of that song I have, and it doesn't suggest that the mp3 I sold you somehow disappears from my computer once i've sold it to you. And there is no implied scarcity or difficulty to obtain, thats why he offered such a low price, and why I accepted his price. I have an infinite number of souls in the same way I have an infinite number of mp3's to sell. And yet when I sell an mp3 I don't say "Selling my mp3's". I say "I have an mp3 to sell".


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Akka on May 18, 2013, 04:25:52 PM
Hey, you didn't say in your title I'm selling on of my souls for BTC.

An average person would think you are selling you one and only soul. If you happen to have more than one soul, by what you implied with your offer you have to give all your souls to Anon136.

You tried to sell a good here that gets it's value from scarcity and difficulty to obtain.

If this good is now after the purchase unlimited, that's fraudulent behaviour.


Give Anon136 all your souls or get a scammer tag.

Sorry but selling a soul is like selling a song. If I sell you an mp3 that doesn't suggest I'm giving you the only mp3 of that song I have, and it doesn't suggest that the mp3 I sold you somehow disappears from my computer once i've sold it to you. And there is no implied scarcity or difficulty to obtain, thats why he offered such a low price, and why I accepted his price.

No, it's more like selling a Idea. If you sell someone a Idea you therefore agree to not use this Idea for yourself or sell it to someone else.

You can have and sell other Ideas of course, but they have to be different. Selling unlimited Ideas of the exactly same contend and not even change the name of the Idea after you sold it is cheating.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 04:31:42 PM
Hey, you didn't say in your title I'm selling on of my souls for BTC.

An average person would think you are selling you one and only soul. If you happen to have more than one soul, by what you implied with your offer you have to give all your souls to Anon136.

You tried to sell a good here that gets it's value from scarcity and difficulty to obtain.

If this good is now after the purchase unlimited, that's fraudulent behaviour.


Give Anon136 all your souls or get a scammer tag.

Sorry but selling a soul is like selling a song. If I sell you an mp3 that doesn't suggest I'm giving you the only mp3 of that song I have, and it doesn't suggest that the mp3 I sold you somehow disappears from my computer once i've sold it to you. And there is no implied scarcity or difficulty to obtain, thats why he offered such a low price, and why I accepted his price.

No, it's more like selling a Idea. If you sell someone a Idea you therefore agree to not use this Idea for yourself or sell it to someone else.

You can have and sell other Ideas of course, but they have to be different. Selling unlimited Ideas of the exactly same contend and not even change the name of the Idea after you sold it is cheating.

Well I can't help it if you disagree with the music buisness. Because selling a song is in essence selling an idea.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Akka on May 18, 2013, 05:15:32 PM
Hey, you didn't say in your title I'm selling on of my souls for BTC.

An average person would think you are selling you one and only soul. If you happen to have more than one soul, by what you implied with your offer you have to give all your souls to Anon136.

You tried to sell a good here that gets it's value from scarcity and difficulty to obtain.

If this good is now after the purchase unlimited, that's fraudulent behaviour.


Give Anon136 all your souls or get a scammer tag.

Sorry but selling a soul is like selling a song. If I sell you an mp3 that doesn't suggest I'm giving you the only mp3 of that song I have, and it doesn't suggest that the mp3 I sold you somehow disappears from my computer once i've sold it to you. And there is no implied scarcity or difficulty to obtain, thats why he offered such a low price, and why I accepted his price.

No, it's more like selling a Idea. If you sell someone a Idea you therefore agree to not use this Idea for yourself or sell it to someone else.

You can have and sell other Ideas of course, but they have to be different. Selling unlimited Ideas of the exactly same contend and not even change the name of the Idea after you sold it is cheating.

Well I can't help it if you disagree with the music buisness. Because selling a song is in essence selling an idea.

Nope. When you would buy the Idea you would get the copy right to the song.

You only buying a medium that contains the song.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 06:08:21 PM
Hey, you didn't say in your title I'm selling on of my souls for BTC.

An average person would think you are selling you one and only soul. If you happen to have more than one soul, by what you implied with your offer you have to give all your souls to Anon136.

You tried to sell a good here that gets it's value from scarcity and difficulty to obtain.

If this good is now after the purchase unlimited, that's fraudulent behaviour.


Give Anon136 all your souls or get a scammer tag.

Sorry but selling a soul is like selling a song. If I sell you an mp3 that doesn't suggest I'm giving you the only mp3 of that song I have, and it doesn't suggest that the mp3 I sold you somehow disappears from my computer once i've sold it to you. And there is no implied scarcity or difficulty to obtain, thats why he offered such a low price, and why I accepted his price.

No, it's more like selling a Idea. If you sell someone a Idea you therefore agree to not use this Idea for yourself or sell it to someone else.

You can have and sell other Ideas of course, but they have to be different. Selling unlimited Ideas of the exactly same contend and not even change the name of the Idea after you sold it is cheating.

Well I can't help it if you disagree with the music buisness. Because selling a song is in essence selling an idea.

Nope. When you would buy the Idea you would get the copy right to the song.

You only buying a medium that contains the song.

There is no such thing as copyright in the kingdom of god!


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: CryptoJunky on May 18, 2013, 06:10:06 PM
Do you have proof of ownership over your soul? How do I know you haven't sold your soul before?


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: TimeChild on May 18, 2013, 06:28:02 PM
Do you have proof of ownership over your soul? How do I know you haven't sold your soul before?

Sure it's inscripted right on my soul plain to see.


Title: Re: Selling my soul for bitcoin
Post by: Anon136 on May 18, 2013, 08:32:06 PM
Hey, you didn't say in your title I'm selling on of my souls for BTC.

An average person would think you are selling you one and only soul. If you happen to have more than one soul, by what you implied with your offer you have to give all your souls to Anon136.

You tried to sell a good here that gets it's value from scarcity and difficulty to obtain.

If this good is now after the purchase unlimited, that's fraudulent behaviour.


Give Anon136 all your souls or get a scammer tag.

Sorry but selling a soul is like selling a song. If I sell you an mp3 that doesn't suggest I'm giving you the only mp3 of that song I have, and it doesn't suggest that the mp3 I sold you somehow disappears from my computer once i've sold it to you. And there is no implied scarcity or difficulty to obtain, thats why he offered such a low price, and why I accepted his price.

No, it's more like selling a Idea. If you sell someone a Idea you therefore agree to not use this Idea for yourself or sell it to someone else.

You can have and sell other Ideas of course, but they have to be different. Selling unlimited Ideas of the exactly same contend and not even change the name of the Idea after you sold it is cheating.

Well I can't help it if you disagree with the music buisness. Because selling a song is in essence selling an idea.

They aren't selling you the song. They are selling you a promise that they will not use the machinery of the state to murder you should you happen to listen to a song.