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Welcome to the world of Fartcoin, the new commerce system build for the future and backed by a tangible, smellable asset.

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There will be a total of 511,350 tokens issued. This represents the number of days for the next 100 years multiplied by the average amount of farts a person has daily.

Each token is backed by a ball jar filled with a single fart and sealed to keep freshness and intrinsic value intact.

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If you wish to claim your fart token for a jar of my farts you will simply sign a transaction with your shipping address and send it to the developers and I will ship it to you. There will be a minimal charge to cover the shipping costs and there will be a month waiting time before you can actually claim your jar of farts, in order to make sure I have enough supply and there wont be a run on the bank.

You may be thinking “How is the currency fungible, if every fart is different?” Well to that I respond that I will be eating the same diet that promoted healthy bowel movements in order to maximize the amount of farts and the consistency over a long period of time. True connoisseurs will be able to tell the difference between my brand and the brand of impostors who wish to try and pawn off their cheap stank as authentic.

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The ICO will start in exactly seven days from now and we will limit the investment to 100 million dollars. Anymore than that im afraid we will have to turn down. We believe in a world where one day we can build an economy off the product of my hard earned eating labor. Tell all your friends about this once in a lifetime opportunity.

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 Will be bounty?

Well i have to say ... this is certainly a smelly thread! but hey that is what we are here for!
make novelty coins as such have all had its fair share of fortune and i truly wish that for this coin also!
Best of wishes and stay on that diet!
good job!

WHAT THE FART!!!

Yes I will have bounties for translation so I can send my farts to the end of the earth.

Im getting ready, my farts are starting to have a specific smell to them. I am eating one specific food to distinguish authentic farts from counterfeit ones

Which platform will you fart upon?

I will ICO through ethereum because I should fit in perfectly with all the other farty ICOs there.

So people will be able to send their farts as investment method to increase the size of farts from all around the world with different smells. I think this will be interesting option to receive farts and make this more realistic ICO ever that is just a thought.

hey guys ,funny picture  ;D ;D

Nice one...but this has been done...By the true first FARTers https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1965901.msg19546018#msg19546018 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1965901.msg19546018#msg19546018)

If you wish to share this Kingdom of Farts
I offer a treaty, and we shall share the flatulence and enjoy the abundance and maybe falconing.
But be warned...


FART is an HONORABLE clan.


Our farts are noble. We do not pass gas lightly.


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I did not know we both venture towards such an honorable cause. I accept your treaty, together the world shall kneel in the farting position as we spread our cheeks towards our manifest destiny.

Very well.
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We shall honor this time of peace with celebrations of the Holy Song and music from the anus flute.

As is tradition.

Fartcoin?
I can not stop laughing :D :D :D :D :D
This project has an unusual idea, very unique and arguably weird, how did you create a project with that name? This is really funny ;D
Okay, I'll see the progress of this project for the next few days, good luck dev
Bytheway, do not fart too often ;D ;D

Yeah, because that would cause inflation.

The main thing is the correct calculation of the tokens :)

Not original, we had this coin before.

yes but my coin is claimable. I will send you a jar of my farts in the mail.

Oh my God, sometimes I am shocked learning about some of the alt coin name. Honestly, people's creativity has no end. Each day new coins are introduced with new ideas and I couldn't stop laughing reading about this coin.

Dev, you are hilarious. Take care and all the best with your project. I wish that you bring in some real use of this coin.

You are really thinking about the number of tokens with the average number of farts people in the space of 100 years, very detailed thoughts, somehow you care so much about it, meaning in this project you will distribute your fart for everyone to enjoy? I hope you do not eat a lot of carbohydrates.  ;)
However, good luck

Take care?? No you invest, all the monies! BUY MY FARTS

this thread need some power put into it!Fart token is a really awesome proof of a personalized product! each one is unique! and these cannot be counterfarted!a great way to monetize your your true inner-self!

Very interesting , you have just given me an idea about a product of mine i should invest in instead of being wasted !  ;)

Smells like shit though.

Is this another shit coin?   Sure smells like one.   :D

What is the recommended gas fee?  ;D

I recently aquired 100k fart tokens in a contest! super exited to be part of this smelly family!
I do however have a couple of question.

1. How do you plan on preventing piracy markets? i mean how easy would it be to fill a kazillion jars with fars if you own a Cambodia sweatshop.
2. If i redeem a token for a fart in a jar, how will i know that the package have not been tampered with, and someone has taken out the fart along the way? Do you have any seal on the jars?
3. Do you have any whitepaper (toiletpaper)?
4. Are you compliant with national regulations on import/export of biogas?
5. How does this company massur it's Carbon footprint. do you consider the storingof farts in jars as a Carbon storage?
6. Do you see yourself expanding into other markets such as farts from livestock or maybe farts of animals on the IUCN redlist?

Thanks in advance.

interesting , you have just given me an idea about a product of mine and hope  should invest in to soon