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There is a possibility that I might need to spend about 200 USD worth of bitcoins on something worthless in the near future. I'm thinking 200 crumbled paper balls. I'm not buying right now and might not buy at all, but I need the security of knowing that I have someone to go to if I do. Any takers?

Be careful man, I once bought a few crumpled balls but they turned out to be totally crisp and flat.  F*&$ing scammers.

Ohhh, you should post that this is a "feeler" post in the title. I'm sure you'll find someone-check BitMit?

Love that ;D

My English is not very good... Do you mean you want to buy 200 of this for 200$ ? :o

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2011/08/crumpledball.jpg

ill sell em for 50 cents each

That is correct!

Unacceptable. I will only purchase them for the equivalent of $1 USD in BTC each.

lol ok

are you serious?

Yup.

lol I will if you really want, i will even use multi-colour paper haha ;P

Andy B

My girlfriend will do the cumbled paper balls personalized each one for you really happy.  :)

If you're interested we got a deal!

$1 each and u pay shipping

I'd be happy to ship you these as requested - with tracking if you like.

Escrow if you would prefer, to be released on shipping confirmation.  Shipping at my cost if you want.

I can ship same day whenever I receive notification from you here.

Hello.

I'd like to show you what my company can do for you!

We specialize in all types of paper shapes including square's, circles, rectangles, and many more. 

We are currently running a special right now that I can qualify you for.  We have our Master Paper Smasher with us for a week, and he's willing to show you the quality of the ancient paper smasher culture.  Please respond if you are interested with further details and we will get to work for you as soon as possible! 

In Regards,

sLide.

^^^^

:0

I cant compete with the Master Paper Smasher..... Im out... sorry dude :(

Andy B

I'll sell you a DIY kit for $190!

http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/resized/741/00363676-258741_catl_600.jpg?k=713441bc&pid=363676&s=catl&sn=nbcuniversalstore

Wonderful! My favourite show atm :)

Absolutely serious. Like I said, I might not have to do this. But if I do, it's to help prove a point to my friend.

I'll help you prove a point to your friend

I'm sure I have $200 of worthless stuff lying around.

OMG, I knew I was saving all of these for a reason! Who would have thought that my collection of crumpled paper balls was going to be of real value some day... My prayers have been answered... Now I can start my glossy crumpled ball collection, and tinfoil crumpled ball collection!

lol...

I have a ghost in a jar too...

For the holidays, I have a snowman in a jar...

For that special occasion, I have hope in a jar... (Don't open it, or it will be lost forever!)

And for emergencies, a packet of dehydrated water... Just add water and stir!

I'll do it, shipping included, I'll send first. Why not? I got some extra stamps...

PM Me if ur seriojus

He has already indicated that he's serious.

I can send you 400 post consumer waste handmade paper balls embedded with catnip for what you are offering.  Free shipping worldwide.

Why just crumbled paper, if you want to prove the point buy used toilet paper.

I can provide several choices:

1.  Plain & crumpled.
2.  With almost useful math and/or chemistry doodling on them in #2 pencil.  Slightly smudged.  Guaranteed to have been thrown across the room and into a trash can in 1 attempt.  Occasional coffee watermark included at no extra charge.
3.  A variety of fluorescent colors, shipped in a nice acrylic container from the Container Store.
4.  Acid free cotton rag heirloom version.

No wadded paper balls. However you can have your pick between a bag of shredded US currency or one red paperclip. What say you?

The irony of purchasing shredded US currency, for bitcoins is sooooo ironic... lol.

Since you plan to throw your money away... why not buy worthless money to "symbolically" throw it away, while keeping it as a collectible!

I can get you 1000 Crumbled paper balls for 1000$ You pay shipping.

I have a bag of money that came pre-shredded from the US Treasury. After weeks of trying to tape it all together, I haven't gotten anywhere... I thought maybe someone else would like to try. ;)