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Title: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 07:28:58 AM
https://i.imgur.com/1VbZyNJ.png
logo by spoid, I'd give him a bounty, but all my blocks are orphaned :(
Tagline: Why mine coins when you can GROW them‽

THIS IS THE BEST ALTCOIN SINCE GOLD ITSELF!
This is an altcoin that defies physics, rides whales and doesn't take shit from anyone.
It is the LEAST* valuable altcoin, and it doesn't care.
Mine this coin when you don't want to mine the newest altcoin to earn xp for your gpu or cpu!
THERE IS NO PREMINE, I HAVE NO COINS!
I'll put the source up since people are interested in actually doing something with it...
Source:
https://mega.co.nz/#!3wYnxIZC!H54OnG6QHJJlMUbcucn4g1JjF4MHEyb2OyOllcMtR0k (https://mega.co.nz/#!3wYnxIZC!H54OnG6QHJJlMUbcucn4g1JjF4MHEyb2OyOllcMtR0k)

Specs:
Abbreviated TCS
Block every minute
reward of 1 Tulip initially
reward doubles every 17000 blocks forever
scrypt
readjusts every 170 blocks

this was a true jokecoin idea me and a friend had to make a coin that hyperinflates (hence tulips, like tulip-mania). This is made to be the ultimate joke of a coin as it is GUARANTEED to be a horrible investment!

enjoy
Windows Binaries: here (https://mega.co.nz/#!3wYnxIZC!H54OnG6QHJJlMUbcucn4g1JjF4MHEyb2OyOllcMtR0k)

*I don't know if it really is or not...

The critics agree!

This makes me tingle.  ;D Every amazing thing should be released this way.
WARNING: VIRUS / TROJAN WALLET STEALER. BE CAREFUL

NO GITHUB

NO SOURCE CODE = VIRUS. THIS WILL BE REDACTED WHEN SOURCE IS AVAILABLE
as soon as I'm level 5 I'm going to spec up the following perks:

- ADVANCED MINER - +50 mhash bonus to each gpu
- THE CONSERVATIVE - 10% power reduction cost
- THE MAD PROPHET - +1 belief in copypasta altcoins
I'm still mining this  :P
Best coin release of the week so far in my opinion. 61 blocks found, only 8 of which were orphans. This is much better than the usual instamine orphanfest.
WTF is this flower power, fag garbage?
:o coin logo of the day !!!
omg  ;D
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https://i.imgur.com/ce35qVA.png


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips
Post by: spoid on May 29, 2013, 07:30:09 AM
smells like trippers


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 07:30:46 AM
smells like trippers
you always post so fast spoid...


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: spoid on May 29, 2013, 07:37:29 AM
I jump on [ANN] threads like a fly on fresh poop. Definitely no scripts involved. Certainly no scripts that give off a grunting noise when they find a new [ANN] thread. Sure love that pig grunt.


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 07:38:52 AM
I jump on [ANN] threads like a fly on fresh poop. Definitely no scripts involved. Certainly no scripts that give off a grunting noise when they find a new [ANN] thread. Sure love that pig grunt.

Well, you do a mighty fine job.


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: spoid on May 29, 2013, 07:40:11 AM
that logo rocks. couldn't have done it better myself. if you keep it up you might actually make me click that link >_>


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 07:42:32 AM
that logo rocks. couldn't have done it better myself. if you keep it up you might actually make me click that link >_>

Shit, What' other stupid crap do people add to announces to make people click on the link?


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: spoid on May 29, 2013, 07:42:53 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ce35qVA.png

hope that helps


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: mullick on May 29, 2013, 07:43:56 AM
reserved :)


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: Sondey10mg on May 29, 2013, 07:44:18 AM
no connections to network  :P


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 07:45:03 AM

hope that helps

fuck yes


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 07:46:01 AM
no connections to network  :P

that's the best part! you have to make peers yourself!


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: Quartx on May 29, 2013, 07:50:09 AM
no connections to network  :P

that's the best part! you have to make peers yourself!

TROLOLOL haha


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: mullick on May 29, 2013, 07:51:12 AM
block size = 1 trollion


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 07:51:38 AM
block size = 1
shhhh! you'll spoil the fun!


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: spoid on May 29, 2013, 08:05:29 AM
https://i.imgur.com/1VbZyNJ.png


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 08:12:57 AM
Spoid +1 your rep! :)


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: willhash4food on May 29, 2013, 08:25:41 AM
This makes me tingle.  ;D Every amazing thing should be released this way.


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 08:31:06 AM
to get the publicity up, as long as I feel like it, all feedback I see will be added to post 1!


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: 🏰 TradeFortress 🏰 on May 29, 2013, 08:32:29 AM
WARNING: VIRUS / TROJAN WALLET STEALER. BE CAREFUL

NO GITHUB

NO SOURCE CODE = VIRUS. THIS WILL BE REDACTED WHEN SOURCE IS AVAILABLE


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: willhash4food on May 29, 2013, 08:52:54 AM
WARNING: VIRUS / TROJAN WALLET STEALER. BE CAREFUL

NO GITHUB

NO SOURCE CODE = VIRUS. THIS WILL BE REDACTED WHEN SOURCE IS AVAILABLE

Slow down, red. I scanned my computer 37 times for coinware. Negative on all 37 accounts.


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Wilderness on May 29, 2013, 08:55:55 AM
lols so the longer the coin has been out the easier it is to mine?

give this man an ironic metal. I'm mining it in protest to all the shitcoins currently out there. 6 coins already, pretty sure my rigs are going to ding soon as this rate.

as soon as I'm level 5 I'm going to spec up the following perks:

- ADVANCED MINER - +50 mhash bonus to each gpu
- THE CONSERVATIVE - 10% power reduction cost
- THE MAD PROPHET - +1 belief in copypasta altcoins


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: willhash4food on May 29, 2013, 09:05:41 AM
lols so the longer the coin has been out the easier it is to mine?

give this man an ironic metal. I'm mining it in protest to all the shitcoins currently out there. 6 coins already, pretty sure my rigs are going to ding soon as this rate.

as soon as I'm level 5 I'm going to spec up the following perks:

- ADVANCED MINER - +50 mhash bonus to each gpu
- THE CONSERVATIVE - 10% power reduction cost
- THE MAD PROPHET - +1 belief in copypasta altcoins

How about block reward that is relative to an individual's time spent mining? Oooo...  :o


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: 🏰 TradeFortress 🏰 on May 29, 2013, 09:08:05 AM
WARNING: VIRUS / TROJAN WALLET STEALER. BE CAREFUL

NO GITHUB

NO SOURCE CODE = VIRUS. THIS WILL BE REDACTED WHEN SOURCE IS AVAILABLE

Slow down, red. I scanned my computer 37 times for coinware. Negative on all 37 accounts.
Anti viruses do not detect malware, they detect specific bytes. I can tell you none of the trojan wallet stealers I've seen was detected by ANY anti virus when it was released in the wild.


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: skyangel on May 29, 2013, 09:20:07 AM
WARNING: VIRUS / TROJAN WALLET STEALER. BE CAREFUL

NO GITHUB

NO SOURCE CODE = VIRUS. THIS WILL BE REDACTED WHEN SOURCE IS AVAILABLE

Slow down, red. I scanned my computer 37 times for coinware. Negative on all 37 accounts.
Anti viruses do not detect malware, they detect specific bytes. I can tell you none of the trojan wallet stealers I've seen was detected by ANY anti virus when it was released in the wild.

Oh no, it's going to steal the SexCoins I have on the same VM  :o

Seriously though, anyone running an unknown .exe on the same machine as their Bitcoin wallet is looking for trouble.

I'm still mining this  :P


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Petr1fied on May 29, 2013, 12:12:22 PM
Best coin release of the week so far in my opinion. 61 blocks found, only 8 of which were orphans. This is much better than the usual instamine orphanfest.

I'd transfer the proceeds from those blocks to my Blackjack site and give people the opportunity to grow some more tulips but unfortunately

no source = no daemon = no blackjack

Maybe you should consider asking Hazard for the source code Noitev?


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 12:17:55 PM
Best coin release of the week so far in my opinion. 61 blocks found, only 8 of which were orphans. This is much better than the usual instamine orphanfest.

I'd transfer the proceeds from those blocks to my Blackjack site and give people the opportunity to grow some more tulips but unfortunately

no source = no daemon = no blackjack

Maybe you should consider asking Hazard for the source code Noitev?

I'll post the source, It'll ruin the surprise (of what the reward specs are), but oh well, I'll let someone find it themselves, especially if you do a blackjack game!


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Petr1fied on May 29, 2013, 12:19:26 PM
I'll post the source, It'll ruin the surprise (of what the reward specs are), but oh well, I'll let someone find it themselves, especially if you do a blackjack game!

It's not really a surprise. It's already in README.txt in the archive. ;)


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 12:21:58 PM
I'll post the source, It'll ruin the surprise (of what the reward specs are), but oh well, I'll let someone find it themselves, especially if you do a blackjack game!

It's not really a surprise. It's already in README.txt in the archive. ;)

crap, lol I'll post it here


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 12:27:30 PM
Best coin release of the week so far in my opinion. 61 blocks found, only 8 of which were orphans. This is much better than the usual instamine orphanfest.

I'd transfer the proceeds from those blocks to my Blackjack site and give people the opportunity to grow some more tulips but unfortunately

no source = no daemon = no blackjack

Maybe you should consider asking Hazard for the source code Noitev?

If you add it, I'll probably go ahead and tip you a bitcent or 2 :)


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Hydroponica on May 29, 2013, 12:55:26 PM
WTF is this flower power, fag garbage?


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 01:00:52 PM
WTF is this flower power, fag garbage?
>:(


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: bizz on May 29, 2013, 01:05:58 PM

:o coin logo of the day !!!


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: digitalindustry on May 29, 2013, 01:24:44 PM

spoid you are clearly a fucking artist . lol - love the work.

shooting for tshirt of your nibble design.


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: digitalindustry on May 29, 2013, 01:25:49 PM

I vote for that as the logo - (if this is a real currency)


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Hazard on May 29, 2013, 01:27:01 PM
WARNING: VIRUS / TROJAN WALLET STEALER. BE CAREFUL

NO GITHUB

NO SOURCE CODE = VIRUS. THIS WILL BE REDACTED WHEN SOURCE IS AVAILABLE
Don't be a clown... I made this coin a while ago. There's no virus.


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 01:27:18 PM

I vote for that as the logo - (if this is a real currency)

ok, added it to the bottom so you can have both, and of course it's real!


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Petr1fied on May 29, 2013, 01:38:37 PM
I've compiled a daemon but there's something wrong with it. Attempting to run it outputs:
Code:
tulips: Unable to bind to 0.0.0.0:9116 on this computer. tulips is probably already running.
tulips: Failed to listen on any port. Use -listen=0 if you want this.

Oh well, no blackjack I guess.

Before you ask, no tulips is not running.  ;)


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: digitalindustry on May 29, 2013, 01:48:38 PM

I vote for that as the logo - (if this is a real currency)

ok, added it to the bottom so you can have both, and of course it's real!

love the symbol

not touching it.


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 01:53:16 PM
I've compiled a daemon but there's something wrong with it. Attempting to run it outputs:
Code:
tulips: Unable to bind to 0.0.0.0:9116 on this computer. tulips is probably already running.
tulips: Failed to listen on any port. Use -listen=0 if you want this.

Oh well, no blackjack I guess.

Before you ask, no tulips is not running.  ;)
NO! HOW CAN I HELP?


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: marcetin on May 29, 2013, 01:54:29 PM
omg  ;D


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: willhash4food on May 29, 2013, 04:56:31 PM
TLC -> TCS -> 2LP maybe...

"Hey babe, would you like a job planting tulips?"  :D


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 29, 2013, 06:56:29 PM
Only got 1 connection, whoever mines can have quite a big stake of tulips!


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: MaGNeT on May 29, 2013, 08:52:49 PM
Tulips from Amsterdam!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHwpIEOaBIs


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: mullick on May 30, 2013, 01:04:15 AM
Anyone want to start a tulip giveaway? I'll donate all 20 of mine I just don't have time


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 30, 2013, 05:09:58 AM
Anyone want to start a tulip giveaway? I'll donate all 20 of mine I just don't have time

that'd be cool


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: emerefer on May 30, 2013, 05:12:37 AM
is there a addnode?  i cant get a connection anymore


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 30, 2013, 05:25:42 AM
is there a addnode?  i cant get a connection anymore

I just restarted, lets see what happens


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: willhash4food on May 30, 2013, 05:36:05 AM
Here you go, fam. Let's get these lips back up and running in full swing!

addnode=37.59.68.144
addnode=188.24.101.120
addnode=24.209.133.75


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 30, 2013, 02:44:53 PM
At least let it adjust rewards once... :(


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on May 31, 2013, 08:43:01 AM
http://cryptoblackjack.kicks-ass.net/index.php?coin_type=17

blackjack HOORAY


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: ondratra on May 31, 2013, 05:17:47 PM
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this epic logo make me love this coin :D:D much better then lot of other coins


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: shantee on June 01, 2013, 02:03:15 PM
I don't think I am gonna grow it for the moment...But I like it ! So maybe later, beside the logo is soooo cute :)


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on June 01, 2013, 03:39:17 PM
I don't think I am gonna grow it for the moment...But I like it ! So maybe later, beside the logo is soooo cute :)

Be sure to thank Spoid!


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Sondey10mg on August 27, 2013, 03:02:48 PM
No nodes for this beautiful coin  :'(


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: digitalindustry on August 27, 2013, 03:44:31 PM
honestly I'd mine tulips for the economic/historic value rather than some/most of the crap coming out of here of late.


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: digitalindustry on August 27, 2013, 03:47:24 PM
downloading -

i heard from a friend that i gotta get onto to this ! 


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Adamlm on August 27, 2013, 04:41:29 PM
Actually it reminds me a real story from the past:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania


Title: Re: [ANN] Tulips, the coin with no value...
Post by: Bfljosh on August 27, 2013, 05:19:39 PM

This my son, is fucking amazing!


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: Noitev on August 30, 2013, 09:49:00 AM
Actually it reminds me a real story from the past:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania

That's what it's named after. :)

I wanted it to have 0 chance of gaining value and for hoarding, and I have succeeded with my brilliant doubling reward payout strategy!


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: digitalindustry on August 30, 2013, 11:29:59 AM
these things are going to go thought the roof !

2 DA MOONZ !

its not like they grow on trees !

or double or multiple irrationally .


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: tiker on August 30, 2013, 03:00:39 PM
No windows binary?  The link provided downloads the source files.


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: emerefer on December 25, 2013, 11:56:47 PM
anyone got the windows client?


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: ISAWHIM on December 26, 2013, 06:04:07 AM
(TLC) Love it... but don't love it more than it loves you!

Give a little TLC to everyone! Just a little...

Three years from now, this is going to be impossible to mine!

Should have made 2-min blocks... and have it adjust per diff. But 2x doubler reward is great! Now, where can I exchange this for tulips? My GF is mad at me, I need to get her some...

Wait, it says "Abbreviated TCS"... I am confused... TCS or TLC, the title says TLC?!?!


Title: Re: [ANN] [TLC] Introducing Tulips! amazing thing | amazing thing | LAUNCHED
Post by: ISAWHIM on December 26, 2013, 06:11:26 AM
anyone got the windows client?

^^^ What he said...

Binaries are for programmers, not users... Why would we (users) want to compile?

Leave the technical-crap on git-hub, programmers know where to find that junk... Users want actual user-crap, and have no clue how to do that programming junk. :P