Title: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: Global BTC on May 29, 2013, 04:00:11 PM OK, I'm joking. There's no such thing as a free potato in this thread. However, as I just listed this awesome Potato clock kit (https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/35867-potato-clock-kit-science-educational-toy?ref=1836) on Bitmit, I'm giving one away for FREE!
If you want the kit, here's what you gotta do: Make up a joke about potatoes. Post it in this thread. I will select the winner from all submitted jokes. Rules:
https://www.bitmit.net/en/img/trade_uploads/2013/05/29/potato-clock-kit-science-_89d37.jpg (https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/35867-potato-clock-kit-science-educational-toy?ref=1836) By the way, if you wanted to power a Block Erupter USB ASIC miner like this, you would need approximately 7000 large potatoes. Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: mc_lovin on May 29, 2013, 08:48:40 PM By the way, if you wanted to power a Block Erupter USB ASIC miner like this, you would need approximately 7000 large potatoes. Talk about HASH browns! </ba dum tss> Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: ironcross360 on May 29, 2013, 09:12:13 PM Load up all em black taters into the back of the truck!
Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: danieldaniel on May 29, 2013, 09:44:22 PM Bitmit is Conductive to success.
Get it? Like conducive, except conductive! Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: Xqisit on May 29, 2013, 11:27:48 PM By the way, if you wanted to power a Block Erupter USB ASIC miner like this, you would need approximately 7000 large potatoes. Talk about HASH browns! </ba dum tss> Winner ;) Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: bennett616 on May 30, 2013, 06:53:04 PM Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives? A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Q: What do you call a stolen yam? A: A hot potato. Q: What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden? A: "Medi Tators." Q: What do you call a potato that is never motivated, but are content to watch others? A: "Speck Tators"! Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Q: How do you describe an angry potato? A: Boiling Mad. Q: What do you call a baby potato? A: A small fry! Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato? A: Anything, just butter him up. Q: What does a British potato say about a sunny day? A: It’s mashing! Q: Why did the potato cross the road? A: He saw a fork up ahead. Two potatos; One day two potatos, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured potato called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured potato was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured potato, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life". Potato, Potato, & Penis; A potato, a Potato and a penis were talking about their awful lives. The potato said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me. The Potato said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out! Doctors Office; A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a potato in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly." Im here all week (copy and pasting) ;P Andy B Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: Global BTC on June 05, 2013, 08:47:54 PM By the way, if you wanted to power a Block Erupter USB ASIC miner like this, you would need approximately 7000 large potatoes. Talk about HASH browns! </ba dum tss> Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: deepceleron on June 05, 2013, 08:56:51 PM I'm late...
What's the difference between a potato clock and the internet? The potato clock is a series of tubers. Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: Arcas on June 06, 2013, 03:40:48 AM Is the potato included, or do I have to provide my own potato?
If so, will any potato work? Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: Welsh on June 06, 2013, 09:06:12 AM Yeah, I just saw these on amazon and was like wtf? Anyway it's a interesting concept
Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: Inglewood on June 06, 2013, 09:45:19 AM Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives? A: Because they keep their eyes peeled. Q: What do you call a stolen yam? A: A hot potato. Q: What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden? A: "Medi Tators." Q: What do you call a potato that is never motivated, but are content to watch others? A: "Speck Tators"! Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Q: How do you describe an angry potato? A: Boiling Mad. Q: What do you call a baby potato? A: A small fry! Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato? A: Anything, just butter him up. Q: What does a British potato say about a sunny day? A: It’s mashing! Q: Why did the potato cross the road? A: He saw a fork up ahead. Two potatos; One day two potatos, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured potato called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured potato was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured potato, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life". Potato, Potato, & Penis; A potato, a Potato and a penis were talking about their awful lives. The potato said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me. The Potato said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out! Doctors Office; A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a potato in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly." Im here all week (copy and pasting) ;P Andy B Must take some real hardcore skillz to copy-paste like that Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: ironcross360 on June 06, 2013, 11:42:59 AM How many mexicans does it take to finsh eating 1 potato? 0.5
Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: thaayb on June 06, 2013, 05:43:45 PM Girl (to boy) : Say something no other boy ever said to me <3!
Boy (to girl) : potatoe. Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: jdebunt on June 06, 2013, 06:48:04 PM So a French potato walks to an American potato and says "pomme, pomme, pomme..."
Title: Re: Bitmit promotion: FREE potato Post by: thaayb on June 08, 2013, 11:39:01 PM Some sentences do not end like you potatoe.
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