Bitcoin Forum

Hey everyone.  You may not have noticed, but I try to change weekly the slogan which is displayed in the changing banner box at the top of the page over at SquareWear.biz (http://squarewear.biz/).  I need some help coming up with next week's slogan.  The name the whale contest (http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=16868.0) we did went so well last week, I thought this would be fun too.  Post your best slogan(s) here and I'll pick at least one to use.  I'll break a bitcoin in two and then ship one half along with a whole coin to the talented winner.

One other catch.  To win you have to sign up on SquareWear to get the newsletter. (Go to the account page (http://www.squarewear.biz/index.php?route=account/login)) If you already have an account, then you're eligible too.

To get an idea of what I'm looking for, here are some of my past slogans:

“So lame, they wrap back around to cool”
“If a Jaguar and a robot had a baby it would be a SquareWear shirt.”
“It’s like they mixed gold, fire, and magic to make SquareTees.”
“When I sleep in a SquareWear shirt, I feel twice as refreshed.”
“SquareWear is to t-shirts what Jesus is to Christians” (I took this one down, more it wasn't that funny than because of its irreverence)
“Voted #1 US-based, cryptocurrency accepting, geeky-humor t-shirt site with a superscript in the name."
“Helping nerds become nerdier”

Thanks B. Porn.  I sometimes forget not everyone can post in the main forum.  Entries posted here will count fully towards the contest.  Let's hear what you got.