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Imagine a robot that is basically like a remote control car with stronger wheels and a re-enforced frame so that it can handle being top heavy (something like the gas powered skate board). But it has a sensor on it that lets it know if it is about to run into something (like rumba) and it can steer in all directions.

Then on top it has a scare crow, so it's more efficient than a regular scarecrow, because it moves. And it could listen for bird noises and when it hears one, it could reply with a mosquito tone that birds can hear, but not humans (so as not to disturb sleep).

It should probably be equipped with a flash-light or headlights also, and a way to alert you when it is being tampered with.

And eventually it could be mixed with Baxter-Bot technology and taught how to farm.

Couldn't we just replace all birds with robot birds?  Then the Scare-C'Robot could easily get rid of them with a simple EMP blast.  Unless someone invented angry-robot-birds.  I don't know if angry-robot-birds would be vulnerable to EMP.

I'm pretty sure scare crows would be easier than replacing all birds. And they already have robot birds.

It wouldn't be that difficult.  Start out with a bunch of climber-bots, like monkeys.  Yes, robot-monkeys.  The robot-monkeys are programmed to climb through all of the trees looking for bird nests.  When they find nests they distract the birds and then replace any eggs with robot-bird-eggs.  The real birds won't know the difference and will look after the robot-bird-eggs until they hatch.  They'll even teach the little robot-birds how to fly.

Lol everyone knows angry-robot-birds are only vulnerable to angry-robot-pigs.

Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.  ;D