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Introducing VaginaCoin (VAG)! A coin commissioned by a client who requested that I personally release it. This is likely the only chance you'll have to get VAG in your entire life, so take advantage of it!

Features:
Scrypt
420 coins per block
690 blocks til retarget
69 million total coins
69 minutes between blocks
First 4000 blocks worth 1 coin to prevent instamine. Block 4000 has been hit, full payout is in effect
120k premine for bounties, giveaway etc
Its a vagina on a coin

Listen port is 16900 (Forward this port if you have connection issues)
RPC Port is 16901 (For solo mining)

IMPORTANT! Please use this as your vaginacoin.conf file


Free VagCoins
Giveaway thread: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=221227.0

Download

Windows Binary: http://www.mediafire.com/download/6jcp35xc2qsl6nl/vaginacoin-qt.zip
Source: http://www.mediafire.com/download/irl7swg5ckoc7yv/vaginacoin-master.zip

If you have issues downloading the blockchain, get it from here: http://www.mediafire.com/?6hh2n1fokp2u9h9 and put it in your vaginacoin folder

 :-X

great! peniscoin is coming too i hope?

Holders of vaginacoin and peniscoin would be eligible for PoS blocks every 9 months :D

Well...that's enough internet for one day. See you guys tomorrow

does it vibrate ?

also i only clicked in here for the logo, and no i wasn't dissapointed !  ha ha .

its a fine peice of pussy , bit lose looking maybe done the US challenge a few too many times?

ha ha ha ha !

same !

i can't believe i beat blast and spoid  here ?

edit** just

I request lulzworthier rpcusername&password!

It's actually a fleshlight. :D

god.

Another worthless Hazard coin is born.  I won't be mining this one

can i put my penis into this coin,lol

another failed hazardcoin for your weekend enjoyment!

Funniest part is just like feathercoin2/firecoin, and weedcoin, people will actually mine this!  Im sure hazard is loving it.

Um...I started early.  Is that ok?

Get your miners ready! This is going to be a big release

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefwt4Qw5u1rf2utio1_400.jpg

penis is ready

Within minutes of the release of any Hazard coin, there will be 300 newbie accounts who all have 10k - 30k coins to sell at any price

That's true of every altcoin. Surely you don't think I'm behind every altcoin release here?

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003499799/262326544_conspiracy_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg

how many coins you made so far. hazard?
i lost the count

Really internet? I logged on for this?
 

Altcoins are like bitches, I can't remember how many I've done.

The nice thing about this crap is it draws Hazard botnet away from other coins and makes them, temporarily, more profitable to mine

I couldn't contain myself. I released 1 minute early!

Enjoy.

You are one classy dude...

If you are having connection issues / cant download initial blockchain, I have mirrored it here: http://www.mediafire.com/?6hh2n1fokp2u9h9

Drop it in your vaginacoin folder.

Good God! Crypto-currency finally becomes Hard currency!

Hehe...I've been laughing at my desk all day just from the alt-crypt sub-forum but I thought I was going to die when I read this too.

Customer wanted you specifically to give it up?  Put it out there?  What?

Make a coin called VaginaCoin and release it :D

 SIG'D.

 8)

OP has been updated with more nodes

~100500 altcoins, ~0 bitches?  8)

shit......who stale my vag's  >:(    ;D ;D

 [2013-06-01 01:27:19] Started cgminer 3.2.0
 [2013-06-01 01:27:21] Probing for an alive pool
 [2013-06-01 01:27:25] Pool 0 slow/down or URL or credentials invalid

all setting is ok but this message ?

Incorrect port / client is not in server mode / no connections to network

I think all vaginas are busy already.

so what are everyones Thrush rates?

i made a shortcut with -server param, help me
port:16901

I guess at least when you fuck around with this coin, it just gives you orphans. So it's technically safer then a real vagina.

I got more stale vagina with this now than I have in my whole life lol

share someones!

my cg miner shutdowns after a few secs..

after saying "no suitable for long pool mining" its supposed to start finding blocks.. but it closes.

i have all the conf. file, and everything good for solo mining

It's not stale, just used up. You prob got some vagina I already 'mined out'  ;D

Dude, you can't even MINE vagina? :)

hahaha i dont even mine any alt shitty coin.. i just wanted to mine this because the name was so funny..

er and a bad smell started coming from my computer...

the dog seemed interested though

One thing is clear, I am NOT fucking 'Pool mining' Vagina. Shit's just nasty!

20MHash currently being pointed at VAG! Such a slutty coin!

Let's get a gangbang going... 2k VAG bounty for the first pool!

Well, you probably just have a lot of alt coin wallets rotting in there :)

It's okay, everyone's first time is bad...

When you get more experienced, you'll last longer.

lol 48 to be exact

Oh...My...GOD!

SHIT that was funny!  People have been looking at me all day when I laugh because of some of these threads but I had to get up and walk away I was laughing so hard.

*wipe tear*

90% Rejected!  :(

well.. in first place i wont share a goddamn vagina with idk how many goddamn miners.. so. already out of this gang and stopped wasting my time

Fuck dude, like high school all over again.  Sucks...

All vaginas are essentially shared. This coin is no different.

lot of transaction but balance:0.00 VAG ?

agreed...if your not first or second in line.... walk away...

For the love of Jesus

Good news..

After a while, a group of researchers found what it seems to be the face of the vagina who everybody are mining.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d50/cdugas8/DSCF1136.jpg

I'm getting 'Mad Vag!' right now!
I am also enjoying the fact that coin was mined 24 days ago and we are 2800 blocks in :)
No doubt the initial 1k blocks or so also had prob a 10k block reward vs. 1 now, but who cares. It's fucking VAG coin!

More like 'for the love of Mary' but I agree.

Source code is available for you to peruse! There was a 120k block reward on block 2 and that was it.

190 vaginas, all stale.. damn gurl!

Confirmed.

annnd with this, I am done for awhile. Ugh.  ::)

Lol..

this is unbelievable.. there are even some users complaining about this like if this coin could have some more value than just to laugh at it.

yeah VaginaCoins are ten a penny, always another round the corner  :D

I am in talks with E.T. Bokep Inc. (parent company of PornHub) to get VaginaCoin accepted on their network of websites. Stay tuned.

I am not proud over how many 'Immature' vaginas I am in possession of :(

This ^^

Anyone feel like sending a few Vaginas so I can see what a real one looks like? All mines are stale or immature :)

UoRVoFuGE4qvaWCdwu2K6RHraTGjC3VkaF

lmao, the amount of innuendo in this thread is epic!

I think when you mine a new VaginaCoin, you aren't allowed to spend it for a while.

It takes 18 blocks for a mined block to mature.

They need to be 18 blocks old!

Edit: too slow! lol

haha Im glad you 2 followed my lead, EXACTLY what I was hoping someone would put ^< <

loooooolz

It's actually 69 blocks to mature. Technical oversight by yours truly.

Sorry guys. You're getting old VAG.

ahh you missed a trick there! :(

Only thing I don't understand is how I went from stale vaginas to immature? Seems backwards somehow.

Yeah yeah, i will miss the vaginas if i had the chance to make a transaction  :-[

I am actually secretly hoping that you are. Would be so damn funny!

I changed my mind, we DO need a ganbang* for this Vagina. I don't care how loose it gets, I will take quantity over quality right now..  ::)

*Pool

aka. This vagina needs a pool party.

600 blocks until full payout!

This is bullshit.. Hazard, you don't need this shit.

We're talking about cryptocurrency, how to make it mainstream and masses to adopt it yet childish behavior like this..

luckily I landed on some more serious things when I learned about cryptos, I would probably show it my PenisCoin and never looked back if I had a chance to see crap like this.

I assure you no one's first experience with cryptocurrency will be with VaginaCoin :D

It's all in good fun :)

I know it's fun but I think we're going over the borders recently.. let's drop the ball a bit, there's really no need for this.

The altcoin scene has been a ridiculous ever since FTC, releases like this are needed to bring it back in line ;)

I don't agree, I think that releases in last few weeks are fantastic things for cryptocurrency. The scene was pretty much dead and everyone was happy to bank the money from BTC and LTC despite both of them being pretty outdated.

There is already lot of improvements in many alts created recently and it could only lead to creation of better and better ones that could just enrich crypto scene.

As long as it is not bizarre like this, nobody should really have any problems with new released coins except those that think that would stop them getting rich with the one they're loaded with, something I personally couldn't care less about.

Ok, now I'm sure you're 14 years old.

Read the following:

Oh, that makes it better. You DO have standards !

You can always say your client to put that request where there's no sun  ;D

I got 6 kids to feed, I need to pay the bills!

In other news, we're currently at 10MHash.

In Hazards defence, if he didn't offer a service to do these alt-coins, someone else would of.

He saw an opportunity and jumped on it while it lasted, and I would imagine that he's making a nice little income for the time being from it.

Plus, this thread lightened up my day a great deal!  Legacy financial institutions are serious enough already, lets not follow that trend with something that's new.

I don't mind Hazard service, of course he is entitled to do it. If I could bother with it later, I'd probably order one for myself, if nothing, just for lulz :)

But I can't support this one.

Due to the inherent sexism of this coin, I will be releasing Robert Downey Jr Coin (RDJC) sometime this week to appeal the females of this forum.

http://www.carfab.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/robert-downey-jr.jpg

RDJC will be the first coin to feature the magnificent face of RDJ, and also the first coin to use a 4 letter acronym.

and thats when my vaginacoin wallet lost all connections. I am sort of conspiratorial right now...

Block 4000 has been hit

"networkhashps" : 28254796,

lol wow

Do you have some more nodes? I have 1 single shaky connection through wallet.

Let me guess,
Mr Lam + 5 other :)

GIMME FREE VAGINA!!! UxrA6RqkJutxU6RRLQ23ZKDdoerqg5XcRe

Donno maybe steve too

I'm not sure, between the two it would be 45 MH/s so they are prob just 'lazy mining' at low intensity :)

Dude,
I love vagina! Send me a few of your 420 blocks dude :)

Got like 10k of these worthless things now lol

No more vaginas?

Where is the banhammer, Hazard is just creating a mess of these forums.

Dude.. You can't ban Vagina... it's just wrong!  :o ::) ;D

Mine away just don't come crying when you catch an std...

The fact that your username reads like 'igotGspots' and you have 10k+ of pussy makes me happy.
Also: Send me some vag dude! UoRVoFuGE4qvaWCdwu2K6RHraTGjC3VkaF

No way, we need asscoin

WTS www.vaginacoin.com and www.peniscoin.com

Any bids? :)

Sites have been linked to this post to prove I own them.

with an std, probably will come crying :P

I haven't been able to get a connection for the past 2 hrs I have the addnodes in my config, and it was working earlier. Hmmmm..

I haven't been able to get a connection since before i realized this coin was a pile of steaming .....

Ethical alternative can be found here (all is not lost!): https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=221375.0

Fail. grow up kids

This

A new wave of alt is coming we won't tolerate this BS

You certainly pro actively help to make many/most of them :)

Its true. I'm behind every altcoin release since CHNCoin.

Except fastcoin. Definitely not fastcoin. :D

FTFY  :D

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Hazard is deliberately flooding us with useless alts and making BTC at the same time.

Evil but genius.

Of course, I have been saying it for a while now, this is a great way to keep the BTC and LTC hash rate lower than it would be if people were not scrambling to mine these other coins.

If i were a Bitcoin miner or Litecoin miner I would be loving this.

He is a core Bitcoin supporter (old school purist who may as well be a banker) with a new account trying to discredit all alt coins through the shitty alts he is creating.

Hazard - I hear Ethicoin need some help with their LTC merge mining. Want to help?

Nice theory, but BTC and LTC difficulty are higher then ever with no sign of going down any time soon...

Correct but what would people be mining if there were now all of these alts? BTC and LTC.

Nope, your wrong. I would not be mining along with a good chunk here. There is no way in hell I could mine with 300khash.
If it was not for BBQ when I first started I would not have stuck around. Many are in the same boat as me, just silent.

This is absolutely terrible for cryptocoins, and a complete joke, the only good thing i can see in this is that people will stop mining these new pump and dump coins, and we can go back to focusing on 5-15 coins out there instead of this complete free for all. I wish there was a way to comment on this thread without bumping but alas there is not. This is a terrible idea. I hope this is the nail in the coffin for un-innovative crypto. Enough is enough people, I've about had enough with this subforum, and with the addition of shitcoin, vaginacoin, and the like I am sure i won't be missing much if i leave. NO MORE OF THIS SHIT, stop making crypto a joke.

Quite the contrary, I believe this is what we need to get back on track. Maybe then we can get some real innovation rather than 2-5 litecoin forks being released per day.

I never said EVERYONE would be mining BTC and LTC but many people would be. You can not deny this. There are some serious miners with a lot of hash power mining these alts, a lot of this hash power would be added to the BTC and/or LTC network if no other coins were available to mine. Do you really think the BTC and LTC networks would be exactly as they are now if there were no other alts?

No but then you would not have as much interest either. Why would anyone new mine if they cant mine the handful of coins?

You needs people to get the feet wet before they think about maybe investing a bit to mine the big guns. 300 or 500 khash aint gonna cut it when your talking about the difficulties hitting ungody heights.

Well that wasn't the point I was trying to make, I never said whether I was for or against the alt coins, I was just stating that if I were a Bitcoiner I wouldn't mind it. I like the alts personally, I have almost every one of them but I also know that if you make people look the other way (towards 100 different alts), then you get more of the share of Bitcoins.

I wanna hear pussy farts with every 420th block mined !  NOOOW ! ;D

Honestly, if it was not for some of the alt coins you guys would have much less miners.
Can mine BTC
Cant mine LTC
Then what to mine?

I want this (http://www.listentobitcoin.com/) for VaginaCoin

LOL The link won't work with IE9 and I don't care for any of the other browsers... I'll bet its the sweeet sound of one labia flapping. :P

I can't get the QT to connect... System down ?

We've had plenty of those over the pass month.

Let's mine YAC instead  :)

https://bter.com/trade/yac_btc

[ANN] YAC P2P Pool http://yacpool.cloudapp.net:8336 (fast, reliable, 1% fee)
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=223827.0

Translation:

you are a bad man for pointing this out

Is it for prostitute ?