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Title: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: awesome31312 on June 03, 2013, 03:01:51 PM
1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: laughingbear on June 03, 2013, 03:04:42 PM
I cant believe no one else has thought of this!  You just brought down bitcoin.


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: dandannn on June 03, 2013, 03:08:57 PM
Wow! I'll be sure to try this later!


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: wazz187 on June 03, 2013, 03:14:47 PM
or you could copy the .dat file of say an old fc2 wallet with 1000's of coins to the bitcoin wallet folder. lol


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: escrow.ms on June 03, 2013, 03:17:15 PM
1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)


I have tried this in 2010 (Silly me), what i did is, I made an image on vm and spent bitcoins and then restored image.
It will show bitcoin in wallet but you can't do anything with them, and after you sync client they will disappear.

Look blockchains have data of every incoming and outgoing transactions
so if you copy wallet and then send bitcoin to someone your other bitcoin wallet will become empty automatically because your wallet doesn't stores bitcoin it's blockchain that stores bitcoin transactions.



Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: datascape on June 03, 2013, 03:17:50 PM
::)


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: Chrithu on June 03, 2013, 03:20:51 PM
1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)


I have tried this in 2010 (Silly me), what i did is made a image on vm and spent bitcoins and then restored image.
It will show bitcoin in wallet but you can't do anything with them, and after sync it they will disappear.

Look blockchains have data of every incoming and outgoing transactions
so if you copy wallet and then send bitcoin to someone your other bitcoin wallet will become empty automatically because your wallet doesn't stores bitcoin it's blockchain that stores bitcoin transactions.



This is because 1) is wrong.

Whats stored in the wallet are pairs of adresses and private keys. The Blockchain is where Bitcoin or better put transactions are stored. Your account balance is calcuzlated from all transactions where adresses you own were involved. This is why after syncing the blockhain your Bitcoin would disapear.


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: ironcross360 on June 03, 2013, 03:21:59 PM
LOL.


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: escrow.ms on June 03, 2013, 03:22:45 PM

This is because 1) is wrong.

Whats stored in the wallet are pairs of adresses and private keys. The Blockchain is where Bitcoin or better put transactions are stored. Your account balance is calcuzlated from all transactions where adresses you own were involved. This is why after syncing the blockhain your Bitcoin would disapear.

That's ^ what i have written in my post. >:(


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: syn999 on June 03, 2013, 03:24:04 PM

This is because 1) is wrong.

Whats stored in the wallet are pairs of adresses and private keys. The Blockchain is where Bitcoin or better put transactions are stored. Your account balance is calcuzlated from all transactions where adresses you own were involved. This is why after syncing the blockhain your Bitcoin would disapear.

That's ^ what i have written in my post. >:(

lol


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: wazz187 on June 03, 2013, 03:24:35 PM
Aww, .. but i was gonna be a millionare   :'(


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: evilscoop on June 03, 2013, 03:26:10 PM
You can also send your coins, then roll back your machines clock to get your client to think its not sent them as it cant send in the future.....

lol


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: Nik1ab on June 03, 2013, 03:26:56 PM
Aww, .. but i was gonna be a millionare   :'(

No, because there would be a hyperinflation making bitcoins worthless.


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: syn999 on June 03, 2013, 03:27:45 PM
Aww, .. but i was gonna be a millionare   :'(

you can
spend 999k to buy bitcoin and wait price goes up to 1m


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: ironcross360 on June 03, 2013, 03:28:54 PM
How to ddos via bitcoin. Send 1 satioshi to the same person 10000 times. make sure they have the wallet hosted on their OLD pc. 1:Glitch 2:Anger  3:??? 4: Lol


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: yvv on June 03, 2013, 03:31:23 PM
Yeah! You can eat the same hamburger twice too. After you poop it out, collect the crap and eat it again. No need to spend money for food anymore!  ;D


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: Chrithu on June 03, 2013, 03:38:22 PM

This is because 1) is wrong.

Whats stored in the wallet are pairs of adresses and private keys. The Blockchain is where Bitcoin or better put transactions are stored. Your account balance is calcuzlated from all transactions where adresses you own were involved. This is why after syncing the blockhain your Bitcoin would disapear.

That's ^ what i have written in my post. >:(

 I am aware of that I just wanted to elaborate more on WHY EXACTLY the BTC will be gone after the syncing process.


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: ironcross360 on June 03, 2013, 03:39:31 PM
Yeah! You can eat the same hamburger twice too. After you poop it out, collect the crap and eat it again. No need to spend money for food anymore!  ;D
Yeah!!!! +1 I'd done this before very tasty :D It taste exactly like hamburger but fermented, Just make a soup with it and drink it


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: tom1 on June 03, 2013, 04:13:38 PM
1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)
It worked :o


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: awesome31312 on June 03, 2013, 04:16:53 PM
can't believe 1 dude actually took this seriously

It was a sarcastic post mocking the Fox News anchor who said this back in '12


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: bitcoinbear on June 03, 2013, 04:33:01 PM
1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)

Here is how to get unlimited Dollars:

1) Place dollar bills into a safety deposit box at a bank
2) Just copy the deposit box key to get more dollars!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)

Exactly the same thing, how do banks stay in business?


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: dkameleon on June 03, 2013, 04:39:32 PM
1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)

WOW!!!! Thanks! Just doubled 'em!!  ;D


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: syn999 on June 03, 2013, 04:40:07 PM
1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)

Here is how to get unlimited Dollars:

1) Place dollar bills into a safety deposit box at a bank
2) Just copy the deposit box key to get more dollars!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)

Exactly the same thing, how do banks stay in business?

do the same thing to the federal reserve


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: ranlo on June 03, 2013, 04:41:07 PM
Aww, .. but i was gonna be a millionare   :'(

No, because there would be a hyperinflation making bitcoins worthless.

This right here. As a gamer that has seen some MMO's attacked by gold hacks, the massive flood of new currency inflates existing prices massively (since the average amount each person has is much higher, prices of items must raise to compensate).


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: pluMmet on June 03, 2013, 07:25:27 PM
LOL


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: zeocrash on June 03, 2013, 07:48:10 PM
This is because 1) is wrong.

Whats stored in the wallet are pairs of adresses and private keys. The Blockchain is where Bitcoin or better put transactions are stored. Your account balance is calcuzlated from all transactions where adresses you own were involved. This is why after syncing the blockhain your Bitcoin would disapear.


http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090720220818/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg


:P


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: HeroC on June 03, 2013, 07:54:05 PM
1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)

Nope! 
1. Bitcoins are stored on blockchain

2. The only REAL way to do this it to send me your unencrypted wallet.dat and allow me to do the rest.  ;)


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: mprep on June 03, 2013, 07:57:15 PM
^This is what happens when a joke is posted in these forums^


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: steelcutoatmeal on June 03, 2013, 09:14:50 PM
What a genius


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: MrMochi on June 03, 2013, 09:46:39 PM
It worked.
Used the money to buy another computer.
Now I can do this process twice as fast!


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: ranlo on June 03, 2013, 10:02:03 PM
It worked.
Used the money to buy another computer.
Now I can do this process twice as fast!

Make sure you put a Honda sticker on your PC. It will make it go at least 2x faster.

If you're really daring, add an Alienware one as well. Heard it increases by up to 3x when used in conjunction with Honda, but most people die from never wanting to leave their PC after (starvation and whatnot). So it's risky.


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: MrMochi on June 03, 2013, 10:04:30 PM
Thanks for the tip!
I'm just using flame stickers for now and they seem to do the job.

Thanks for the tip!
I'm just using flame stickers for now and they seem to do the job.


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: ranlo on June 03, 2013, 10:28:30 PM
Thanks for the tip!
I'm just using flame stickers for now and they seem to do the job.

Thanks for the tip!
I'm just using flame stickers for now and they seem to do the job.

NO! NO! Those will cause more heat to be expelled and you're going to catch it on fire!


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: jackinloadup on June 03, 2013, 10:38:49 PM
1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)

^^ OMG How has no one ever thought of that. I will make a shell script for this and become a bitcoin trillionaire.

/sarcasm

Looks like the best anyone can do is be bitcoin millionare since the cap is at 24Million.Looks like "Who wants to be a Millionaire" is going to need to change their name. Maybe in the future it will be. Who wants a Bitcoin!!!!! Lawl


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: bitcoinbear on June 03, 2013, 10:40:07 PM
1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)

^^ OMG How has no one ever thought of that. I will make a shell script for this and become a bitcoin trillionaire.

/sarcasm

Looks like the best anyone can do is be bitcoin millionare since the cap is at 24 21 Million.Looks like "Who wants to be a Millionaire" is going to need to change their name. Maybe in the future it will be. Who wants a Bitcoin!!!!! Lawl

FTFY


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: kinger1331 on June 03, 2013, 10:40:54 PM
Its like a whole new world just opened up to me...


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: ranlo on June 03, 2013, 10:46:31 PM
1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 8) :o ;D :D ;)

^^ OMG How has no one ever thought of that. I will make a shell script for this and become a bitcoin trillionaire.

/sarcasm

Looks like the best anyone can do is be bitcoin millionare since the cap is at 24 21 Million.Looks like "Who wants to be a Millionaire" is going to need to change their name. Maybe in the future it will be. Who wants a Bitcoin!!!!! Lawl

FTFY

Just to add on to this fix... "Bitcoin Millionaire" I think would be in relation to the value of the bitcoins being worth at least a million. Since the cap is over a billion, it would be possible to be a "Bitcoin Billionaire."


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: Thalum on June 03, 2013, 10:47:08 PM
Wait, you can do this with fiat money as well! Right, where's my photocopier?


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: awesome31312 on June 04, 2013, 05:25:20 AM
Wait, you can do this with fiat money as well! Right, where's my photocopier?

But for that, you can ACTUALLY DO IT. lol.



Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: The second coming on June 04, 2013, 05:38:55 AM
Truly, Bitcoin is infallible and could never be destroyed from such devilish tricks.


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: tehsoto on June 04, 2013, 06:09:06 AM
Bitcoins need to be verified by the network i believe..


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: hasher87 on June 04, 2013, 06:24:19 AM
reminds me of this LOL http://www.cadred.org/Images/Gallery/Originals/5148_troll4.jpg


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: awesome31312 on June 04, 2013, 06:58:06 AM
What about these ones?  ;D

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Troll_7fe5bf_1131294.jpg
http://trollscience.com/image/f/full/c644ff8aa044bb3f2086b6738a50658d.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/249/0/2/bbi__troll_logic_by_sandman_ivan-d4932re.png
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Troll_701654_1018362.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y84gs_DnK4E/TtD5aCs8qQI/AAAAAAAAAas/qtYafM8sIOY/s1600/4wesomness_troll_logic+%25283%2529.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc2zclaeEn1qehfnho1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxarnmYu9v1r9sh2go1_500.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bijJ6i96GVQ/TtD5dICohHI/AAAAAAAAAbI/bMq9E9vgWcY/s1600/4wesomness_troll_logic+%25287%2529.jpg


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: ranlo on June 04, 2013, 07:09:17 AM
lol, I love the troll physics/life guy. Some of that stuff is great! BRB, finding a time machine...


Title: Re: How to get unlimited Bitcoins
Post by: theehat on June 04, 2013, 08:45:10 AM
How on earth could anyone take this seriously? lol