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Title: Josh walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 03, 2013, 07:38:30 PM Josh: Is the beer brewed yet?
Bartender: Making beer is hard. Josh: This is ridiculous! Bartender: I feel your pain. We now sell the hops so you can make your own beer. Josh: I'll take a bushel. Customer: Unfair! I've been waiting for beer to be made with that hops for almost a year. Bartender: What an idiot! The hops I'm selling to Josh is not the core ingredient for YOUR beer. But if I we're selling yeast, that would be a different story. Josh: Where can I buy some yeast? Bartender: Luck for you I own this other company... Customer: When does it end? Al the Alpaca: When Sonny says so! Title: Re: Josh walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 04, 2013, 04:55:23 AM Josh: There you go again! Fuckin' lying your ass off. If you had one functioning brain cell in that thick...
Bartender: Dude, dude! You know you don't need to vocalize what you're typing in some forum, don't you? Josh: Sorry, dude! What's my queue position again for that yeast ordered I've been waiting on for awhile now. Bartender: You know what! I don't need your type as a customer. Here's your refund, and consider yourself banned for life in the ability to place orders in this here fine bar, though you're more than welcome to hang around. Title: Re: Josh walks into a bar... Post by: RichG on June 05, 2013, 02:40:26 AM Josh: Alright! I'll give you an ASIC in 12 months if you don't ban me.
Bartender: It's a deal. 12 months later: Bartender: So, Josh, where's my ASIC at? Josh: Umm.... It doesn't exist yet. Bartender: You are officially banned from USD/Alcohol exchange. You are not allowed to trade. You can hang around here, though. Title: Re: Josh walks into a bar... Post by: cryptopi on June 05, 2013, 11:00:55 PM so true; it's like a portal into real life
Title: Re: Josh walks into a bar... Post by: mprep on June 05, 2013, 11:12:36 PM so true; it's like a portal into real life Why? ??? I'm confused after reading this thread... |