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Title: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: El Cabron on June 08, 2013, 03:29:02 PM So, on my chopper after having a few at the local pub, pull out and almost crash into a guy on an elephant!
Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: laughingbear on June 08, 2013, 03:30:48 PM automatically your fault farang.
Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: organofcorti on June 08, 2013, 03:34:12 PM A pink elephant, you mean? I hate it when that happens. Time to knock off the boozing, goat ;D
Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 08, 2013, 05:07:16 PM Now that you've listened to the lies by that fuckin' drunk goat, let me tell you what really happened! ;D
http://pictures.historicimages.net/pictures/264000/263033.jpg First, officer, do I look massive to you? No! Do you see a rider? No! Do you smell alcohol on the goat's breath? Yes! Case closed! Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 08, 2013, 05:18:12 PM After speaking with Elephant, Officer started piecing together what really happened after Goat left the bar.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-axzBUC_2_8Q/UC5kKauKDfI/AAAAAAAAAsA/C4rAWaYlFcU/s400/goat+1.jpg Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 08, 2013, 05:25:10 PM http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/192x/03/9f/61/039f618cc6af0f36fb3733c20a2d7652.jpg
Nothing wrong with sex with a goat! Just ask Jesus or my wife! Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 08, 2013, 05:29:47 PM http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/192x/03/9f/61/039f618cc6af0f36fb3733c20a2d7652.jpg Nothing wrong with sex with a goat! Just ask Jesus or my wife! I think you found the only public photo of Jesus with my wife. Impressed! That was from the old album. Here's something more recent. http://swoonsandsnarls.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/brokeback-mountain-006.jpeg?w=500 Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: Lohoris on June 08, 2013, 05:30:57 PM On a somewhat related topic, apparently during the last months near my home the seagulls fought with the parrots, driving them away from their trees.
Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups. A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots! Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 08, 2013, 05:35:08 PM On a somewhat related topic, apparently during the last months near my home the seagulls fought with the parrots, driving them away from their trees. Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups. A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots! You drink some wicked shit! http://beetchawawa.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/elephant-109-29.jpg?w=800 Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: mprep on June 08, 2013, 05:37:07 PM On a somewhat related topic, apparently during the last months near my home the seagulls fought with the parrots, driving them away from their trees. Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups. A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots! You drink some wicked shit! http://beetchawawa.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/elephant-109-29.jpg?w=800 Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 08, 2013, 06:50:15 PM Goat walks up to the bar.
Bartender: Not you again! Goat: I'll have what I had last night. <Playing on the TV behind the bar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY> Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: philips on June 09, 2013, 01:26:29 AM So, on my chopper after having a few at the local pub, pull out and almost crash into a guy on an elephant! While the elephant: So, going home after my mud bath, I almost crash into a goat on a chopper! Pretty weird huh? Title: Re: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 09, 2013, 01:32:18 AM http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc114/eddiemon_1955/Elephant-motorcycle-transport.jpg
Now, let's get the goat! |
