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Title: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: godslove0 on June 10, 2013, 04:53:16 PM
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: Svennisen on June 10, 2013, 05:00:00 PM
You cant really expect that someone will give you a loan with no security that they will have their money back :)


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: godslove0 on June 10, 2013, 06:48:09 PM
You cant really expect that someone will give you a loan with no security that they will have their money back :)
yea I know that but what should i provide


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: Illimensky on June 10, 2013, 06:52:36 PM
You should really try btcjam.com (http://btcjam.com) - it's a much safer way to get loans.


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: datascape on June 10, 2013, 07:25:23 PM
Yep, give BTCJam a try.


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: mprep on June 10, 2013, 07:27:02 PM
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)
You have 4 posts and poor grammar. You expect anyone to just give you a loan?  :D


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: xboxgames on June 10, 2013, 07:28:03 PM
I have 10x posts and good grammar.  AND.................................

<~~~ this guy not getting a loan.


So try BTCJam lol


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: mprep on June 10, 2013, 08:20:41 PM
I have 10x posts and good grammar.  AND.................................

<~~~ this guy not getting a loan.


So try BTCJam lol
I just pointed out his 2 main flaws. There are tons, some of which may apply to you. Usually people want lots of rep from other people so that they could be sure they aren't gonna get scammed.


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: TheEmperor on June 10, 2013, 08:21:02 PM
Seriously? You don't know how to use Google?

https://www.coinlenders.com/





Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: r3wt on June 10, 2013, 08:22:54 PM
Seriously? You don't know how to use Google?

https://www.coinlenders.com/





this is the best place to get  a loan. downside is their is a loan request fee. if the loan is denied you get the fee back. if accepted they hold it until you have repaid the loan.


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: xboxgames on June 10, 2013, 08:44:17 PM
I have 10x posts and good grammar.  AND.................................

<~~~ this guy not getting a loan.


So try BTCJam lol
I just pointed out his 2 main flaws. There are tons, some of which may apply to you. Usually people want lots of rep from other people so that they could be sure they aren't gonna get scammed.

I wasnt trying for a lloan, I was making a smart assed comment lol.


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: Welsh on June 10, 2013, 08:49:18 PM
If you can't provide collateral then there is no point in asking, in my opinion. If a well respected user came to me and asked for a loan, I would still ask for collateral, treat everyone the same.


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: Bitcoin Merchant on June 10, 2013, 08:54:32 PM
How do you get a bitcoin loan other then posting in loan section?


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: Peter Lambert on June 10, 2013, 09:00:04 PM
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

Sure, I could give you a loan.

7% interest per week, compounded hourly.

First send me: a scan of your government issued ID, a scan of a recent piece of mail showing your current address, your telephone number, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, your credit card number (and expiration date and security code from the back of the card), and a picture of you with a shoe on your head. And a one page description of what you are going to use the money for and how you plan to pay it back. Oh, and you will have to give your bitcoin address to send the funds.

How much do you need?


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: Bitcoin Merchant on June 10, 2013, 09:01:53 PM
I want a loan also


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: xboxgames on June 10, 2013, 09:09:29 PM
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

Sure, I could give you a loan.

First send me: a scan of your government issued ID, a scan of a recent piece of mail showing your current address, your telephone number, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, your credit card number (and expiration date and security code from the back of the card), and a picture of you with a shoe on your head. And a one page description of what you are going to use the money for and how you plan to pay it back. Oh, and you will have to give your bitcoin address to send the funds.

How much do you need?
4,500 BTC.  PM sent :)


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: r3wt on June 10, 2013, 09:10:18 PM
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

Sure, I could give you a loan.

First send me: a scan of your government issued ID, a scan of a recent piece of mail showing your current address, your telephone number, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, your credit card number (and expiration date and security code from the back of the card), and a picture of you with a shoe on your head. And a one page description of what you are going to use the money for and how you plan to pay it back. Oh, and you will have to give your bitcoin address to send the funds.

How much do you need?

well, with the terms you stated, i think he'd need enough to dissapear with permanently. LULZ


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: JimboToronto on June 10, 2013, 09:15:31 PM
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

Sure, I could give you a loan.

7% interest per week, compounded hourly.

First send me: a scan of your government issued ID, a scan of a recent piece of mail showing your current address, your telephone number, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, your credit card number (and expiration date and security code from the back of the card), and a picture of you with a shoe on your head. And a one page description of what you are going to use the money for and how you plan to pay it back. Oh, and you will have to give your bitcoin address to send the funds.

How much do you need?

>>> a scan of your government issued ID, a scan of a recent piece of mail showing your current address, your telephone number, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, your credit card number (and expiration date and security code from the back of the card), and a picture of you with a shoe on your head.<<<

***Starts photoshopping frantically***


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: godslove0 on June 10, 2013, 09:16:58 PM
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)
You have 4 posts and poor grammar. You expect anyone to just give you a loan?  :D
what is wrong with my grammar?
are you a teacher or what?


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: xboxgames on June 10, 2013, 09:18:17 PM
Quote
What is wrong with my grammar?
Are you a teacher or what?

FYP.


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: r3wt on June 10, 2013, 09:19:04 PM

***Starts photoshopping frantically***

+1


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: Peter Lambert on June 10, 2013, 09:20:11 PM
Hello i I need a bitcoin loan plz please [verb: (send, tender, offer)] me your offer and rate(interest).
You have 4 posts and poor grammar. You expect anyone to just give you a loan?  :D
what is wrong with my grammar?
are you a teacher or what?

FTFY


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: AlexanderScott on June 10, 2013, 09:27:14 PM
I'd take a different approach to get a loan. How about telling people how they will benefit from loaning to you?


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: xboxgames on June 10, 2013, 09:29:08 PM
I'd take a different approach to get a loan. How about telling people how they will benefit from loaning to you?

A feeling of charity and warmness throughout your body.


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: xboxgames on June 10, 2013, 09:29:38 PM
I'd take a different approach to get a loan. How about telling people how they will benefit from loaning to you?

A feeling of charity and warmness throughout your body.

Or you can buy a hooker and get the same thing, although that warmness turns to burning pretty quickly


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: TheEmperor on June 11, 2013, 09:29:58 AM
I'd take a different approach to get a loan. How about telling people how they will benefit from loaning to you?

A feeling of charity and warmness throughout your body.

Or you can buy a hooker and get the same thing, although that warmness turns to burning pretty quickly

But the memory's and scars last forever!  ;D

godslove0: Just get a payday loan and buy some BTC. They take anybody ;)


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: b!z on June 11, 2013, 11:48:13 AM
Maybe you could at least try to leave Newbie jail.


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: awsww on June 11, 2013, 01:01:07 PM
you need 2 leave the newbies area before u can get loans. gud luck man!! :)

hope u get a good loan and be honest


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: gromiko on June 11, 2013, 01:06:39 PM
thx for the loan's sites that i didn't know ! cool  :D


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: nottm28 on June 11, 2013, 01:08:48 PM
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)
You have 4 posts and poor grammar. You expect anyone to just give you a loan?  :D
what is wrong with my grammar?
are you a teacher or what?

Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

Hello i need a bitcoin loan. Please me your offer. And rate(interested/not interested)


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: TheEmperor on June 11, 2013, 01:18:02 PM
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)
You have 4 posts and poor grammar. You expect anyone to just give you a loan?  :D
what is wrong with my grammar?
are you a teacher or what?

Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

Hello i need a bitcoin loan. Please me your offer. And rate(interested/not interested)

Hello I need a Bitcoin loan. Please send/make me your offer and rate of interest.

FTFY  ;)





Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: cr1776 on June 11, 2013, 01:25:14 PM
Hello i I need a bitcoin loan plz please [verb: (send, tender, offer)] me your offer and rate(interest).
You have 4 posts and poor grammar. You expect anyone to just give you a loan?  :D
what is wrong with my grammar?
are you a teacher or what?

FTFY

+1


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: cr1776 on June 11, 2013, 01:27:26 PM
If you need a loan, go to a bank, use your credit card, get a pay day loan, ask friends etc.  Then you can purchase some bitcoins or you can purchase hardware to mine bitcoins.  Or you can find something that you have to sell and earn bitcoins that way.

There are lots of options, but it will be nearly impossible to find someone to give you a loan here with an opening like that.
 :)

Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: NoBit on June 11, 2013, 01:35:12 PM
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

how much do you need?


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: threedrules on June 11, 2013, 02:11:17 PM
checked the btcjam site, looks promising


Title: Re: I need a bitcoin loan
Post by: xboxgames on June 11, 2013, 02:41:04 PM
Grammar teachers in this thread, A+ :)