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The box looks very expensive.

Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.

Estimated Deliver date for pre-orders is around April 1, 2140 A.D.

Are you including some fire extinguishers with the Miner?

The box has an internal temperature monitor and fire elimination system combined with fire resistant shell made from compacted unicorn horns covered with alien dung (strongest glue known) mixed with titanium particles. Once dry, the case is buffed to a shiny off-white as pictured. The lightning bolt appears to indicate successful operation.

I hope you also used dilithium crystals as a backup, for the case it would need to go to a place without thunderstorms or even to the Space Station...

Looks nice, but is it cooled by liquid nitrogen?

And guess what? It's Made in China  :D

Does it include the lightning rods?

How much is the preorder?

If I strap it to my car, and travel at 88mph, will pre pre-mine at last years difficulty?

If I send you 500BTC, can I also send you an extra 1000BTC just as a thank you gift?  Will you accept it?

Minimum donation is 2000 BTC

It is cooled by the tears of a 1000 GPU miners

Not necessary, the is an automatic difficulty minimization feature

While it is true these state-of-the-art Bitcoin generators are put together by very inexpensive child laborers in the mountains of Beijing, the parts are created by fire-breathing dragons in Mexico with the assistance of gnomes and trolls.

WHERE DO I SEND MY BTC!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FIND ADDRESS.

GIVE ME LIGHNING BOX NOW.

Does it have the flux capacitor working?

Can the box travel back to 2010 and mine for me from back then?

If so, I am in!

Flux Capacitor will be an available Add-on after the 3rd Batch. Currently in testing phase and moderately stable.

This goes to show anybody who buys ASICMINER is INSANE!!  Why would anybody invest in a block eruptor

b-but it doesn't have a liquid nitrogen generator!

take my money ::)

Our independent studies show that mining rigs with liquid nitrogen generation systems actually have a lower hashrate due to inefficient energy usage.

For those of you GENIUSES that pre-ordered, you can now add-on 1000 TH/s Upgrades for only 100 BTC!

Send us ur moneyz NOW!

I'm beginning to think the lightning box picture is just a mac mini.  But just in case I've sent the 100BTC upgrade fee.

If only...

If I preorder now, can I sell my preorder for 10X the price on ebay or the bitcointalk.org forums?

If not, i'm not interested.

And this is exactly how I viewed BFL and their supposed 1TH/s mini rig for $30,000 almost a year ago.

Hind sight is 20-20 but current sight can be 20-20 if you pull your head out of where the sun don't shine.

I'll take 20, and i'll pay 5 x over price if you sell to me and nobody else.

 :-*