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Title: Hash Grease Post by: FlappySocks on June 22, 2013, 07:25:30 PM http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3790/9108277085_00fa867ee1_o.pnghttps://dlcsrecycling.wikispaces.com/file/view/aerosol.jpg/33496307/aerosol.jpg
Introducing Hash Grease 8) In true Bitcoin style, I am taking pre-orders. Delivery expected September. Spray your USB and Ethernet cables to your mining rigs, and get at least 10% extra hashing power! Spray your mining rigs, to reduce heat, and hashing errors! CPU, GPU and FPGA compatible. ASIC ready. Approved by all good ASIC manufacturers. Just BTC0.99 per can. Also available: Reduce hashing jitter! Green marker pen to highlight the edges of your rigs. Just BTC0.50 ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: ZPK on June 22, 2013, 07:29:07 PM Awesome, give me 2.
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: Xialla on June 22, 2013, 08:27:56 PM +1.)) lol
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: TheSwede75 on June 22, 2013, 08:34:18 PM Hook me up!
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: jspielberg on June 22, 2013, 08:48:34 PM [Also available: Reduce hashing jitter! Green marker pen to highlight the edges of your rigs. Just BTC0.50 ;D ;D ;D Somebody was into hi-fi during the 90's. Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: FlappySocks on June 22, 2013, 08:51:09 PM Somebody was into hi-fi during the 90's. LOL I was wondering if anyone would get that. :D Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: slicko on June 22, 2013, 09:35:10 PM escrow ?
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: DontMineMe on June 22, 2013, 09:39:33 PM Is it open for pre-order now! finally a relible competitor to Avalon and BFL ;)
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: puffpuffpass on June 22, 2013, 10:22:16 PM Can I get high on it?
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: innovation on June 22, 2013, 10:22:39 PM Can you show a video about it?
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: FlappySocks on June 22, 2013, 10:52:43 PM No Escrow. Our product too good for that.
Videos? Send bitcoin now, and we buy video camera. Work with KNC Miner when ship. BFL also. Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: Tuxavant on June 23, 2013, 01:11:29 AM Does this make Monster Cables (tm) work any faster too?
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: FlappySocks on June 23, 2013, 01:32:21 AM Monster Cables inferior without our grease. Order now for full satisfaction.
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: KWH on June 23, 2013, 01:35:53 AM Will this help my ul/dl speeds for Comcast? It's already craptastic ya know.
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: FlappySocks on June 23, 2013, 01:40:40 AM No, Comcast is dead loss. However Hash Grease should help foil NSA, as it makes your bits more slippy, and capturing your data is like holding soap in the bath.
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: KWH on June 23, 2013, 02:02:42 AM Sounds like a product that will explode in value, thought about selling stock? ;D
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: Tuxavant on June 23, 2013, 04:18:25 AM I'm starting to smell a scam... why wouldn't they just keep all the hash grease for their own cables to rake in all the slippy bits for themselves?
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: RichG on June 23, 2013, 06:35:26 AM http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3790/9108277085_00fa867ee1_o.pnghttps://dlcsrecycling.wikispaces.com/file/view/aerosol.jpg/33496307/aerosol.jpg Introducing Hash Grease 8) In true Bitcoin style, I am taking pre-orders. Delivery expected September. Spray your USB and Ethernet cables to your mining rigs, and get at least 10% extra hashing power! Spray your mining rigs, to reduce heat, and hashing errors! CPU, GPU and FPGA compatible. ASIC ready. Approved by all good ASIC manufacturers. Just BTC0.99 per can. Also available: Reduce hashing jitter! Green marker pen to highlight the edges of your rigs. Just BTC0.50 ;D ;D ;D ROT f*cking L Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: mprep on June 23, 2013, 10:04:33 AM I'm starting to smell a scam... why wouldn't they just keep all the hash grease for their own cables to rake in all the slippy bits for themselves? Maybe he wants to share this magic with the world because he's a good person. ;DTitle: Re: Hash Grease Post by: FlappySocks on April 01, 2014, 09:53:35 AM April 1st special offer. Buy one and get one Free!
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: b!z on April 01, 2014, 09:54:51 AM Does it protect against viruses?
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: FlappySocks on April 01, 2014, 10:02:29 AM Does it protect against viruses? Of course! Hash grease is non-stick. Viruses just fall off. Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: Hexah on April 01, 2014, 10:04:17 AM Legit spray. Went from 5 Th/s to 5.5 Th/s.
Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: shorena on April 01, 2014, 10:12:39 AM This is pretty long going, how do I know that its no scam? Why are there no reports from happy customers?
Also the spraycan does not look like it has the logo on it. The one on the can is pointy while your logo isnt. I dont know about this... but on the other hand only .99 for 2. A whatever. Im gonna try this. Send you the BTC for 4 cans, please send to Frank C. Denzer Shabby Chic Inc. Qaanniviit 229 3905 Nuussuaq Greenland Title: Re: Hash Grease Post by: KWH on April 01, 2014, 02:35:26 PM Might be the time for a group buy! ;D
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