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You dont even have to tell me what to say, just give me a category/subject of what to talk about.
I Will talk about anything!

I knew you were a troll when you started to insult me in my threads.
 ;D

Little kid...

Uhh, I wasn't trying to troll you?

Was not even paid... IF I can get paid BTC to talk i'd do it 24/7...

I offer you 1 satoshi

Are you serious? Lol... I wont do it for anyone else but you get 5 post free... Im not accepting 1 satioshi...

100 satoshi

Take it. It's probably one of the highest offer you'll get.  ;D

No... minimum .1btc ill do 5 post free for you

RME Doesnt want free you want it?

Online only?
Would you make a phone call and leave angry messages to someone at their workplace?
Would you talk live to the person? perhaps call a bunch of times?

Just curious what this is. 
I love everyone ;)

Ha yeah, if you phoned people up and trolled people would pay for that.

Yes that would be funny to pay someone to prank call someone else and hear it on a youtube video ;)
I'd pay for that! =D

I feel trolled by this thread, and i didn't even have to pay you anything.

Sorry to see you are such a victim.  Nobody would pay to troll you if you troll yourself that easy.

Of course I would do that too...

Okay, bro you're new. I have to tell you the rules of Twitch (Owner of Interwebs).
1) Kiss my boots.
2) After you kiss my boots, tell my why you did so.
3) Bow to Twitch.
4) Send me a video of you slamming your body on bare, cold, solid, and freezing ice.

After that, I'll upload it to YouTube and get your trolling career started. You have to obey these rules. I'm going easier on you this time, but the next time: Interwebs ban.
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Ok ill have a black guy make a video of that.

No, I think you'd like yourself doing it. Fun to almost kill yourself by slamming into bare ice.
I have ladies making ice, wearing Dinosaur costumes. I repeat, strike that, repeat this opportunity won't come up again.

If you can successfully troll this thread, it would be a great indication of your skills and would serve to promote you well:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=243464.0

That would be... trollception.

Lol first person who ask will get 5 free trolls

I guarantee if you can troll this post you'll receive accolades for your trolling prowess:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=243464.msg2594862#msg2594862

Im trolling you right now, where you live?

This is now a troll thread. Oh yes, you all lose The Game : ]] 8)

This is happening to me a lot recently.

I Loooooose!

I would hire you to troll somebody, how about 10 mB a month, but I stop paying if your ignore button turns orange?

I actually own cointroller.com

I think you should buy it from me so u can automate the pre-orders for your trolling, maybe even put up some shares for sale on btct.co

LOL what is 10mB to me? How bout around 1BTC A month and ill make your victim angry as hell

What do you mean "what is 10mB to me?"? You said to name a price, so I started with what I consider a reasonable price for the service you suggested.

Reasonable LOL... I was thinking 50$ At least per month... but Ill do 5 post of trolling for free because im bored, PM me.

Has obviously drunk too many shots of pudding. Paying somebody $100+ USD to troll online is... Well, that person deserves to get trolled if they do pay you that much per month.

You def deserved to be trolled sir... Would you like to be trowlled?

Yes. Right after I have my fourth glass of milk. Milks is addictive for me. It's like a llama and a crab had a baby, and gave it milk to spit out. Would you like a glass? Or are still high off of pudding?

Troll Bitwhizz for a bit and I'll give you 0.1BTC. If you really piss him off I'll double it. Lol this could be fun...  ;D

Start here:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=244797.0

EDIT: Start monday, he's away this weekend.

By definition a troll is ~required~ to piss someone off.  Otherwise they are just making conversation.

Online posts for "trolling" doesnt impress many people.
Troll wallmart and prank call them, put that on youtube,, and include your username from here and you will have a resume for people to admire your work!

I would pay for an actual series of phone call pranks, uploaded to youtube so I can enjoy it..
and I would pay Hmmm..  about 0.01 per minute of hearing that person.
You could call them back as often as you want.  Dialing the phone doesnt count, time counts when they are on the line with you.
Max up to 100 minutes worth for me to check out your work.
That is many times more than minimum wage.  Considering the post call video edit + upload effort I believe that is very fair.
Minimum wage is like $10USD or so. 
I would double it if you make them scream (Which would be near impossible to do as they are a professional at a workplace.)

This topic is a serious troll now  ;)

How much do I have to pay for you to stop posting on this forum?  ::)

Finally, some kind of market opens for trolls.. all the best. :)

can you troll OBAMA?

Who?  The OP?

Anyone want to pool in on this for an Obama troll?  By phone? for youtube?  =D

I'm sure some finance guy will turn this into a tradeable security for us  ;D

I will troll for 5% less than what the OP charges.

And here comes the downward financial pressure due to the low barrier of entry.

I suggest someone set up a school/academy/institute of trolling so that qualifications can be earnt.

Perhaps some sort of professional body that can oversee the quality of trolling?

There will be an annual mandatory joining fee.

If that doesn't raise the standard and cost of professional trolling, nothing will.

It's a dying industry - the glory days are behind us.

It's been taken over by the big guys - no room for a small entrepreneur any more.   :)

http://blogs.computerworld.com/17852/army_of_fake_social_media_friends_to_promote_propaganda

... and for my fellow Canadians - Harper see, Harper do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpVUYGcgtjw

Are you a troll? Yes or no?

Probably yes.

Alas, the mom and pop shop just aren't profitable anymore. Every week, hundreds go out of business.

Once you've factored in keyboards, training and all the reading you have to do, there's just no money in it.

It doesn't help with H1B visas flooding the market with cheap trolls.

We should lobby for stricter controls on quality trolling.

We only need 100,000 votes to get a governmental response.

Even the documentation is out of date. It's a disgrace.

http://www.woodmann.com/searchlores/trolls.htm

This thread brings out everyone's inner troll. It's scary - what have we become?

I'm putting together a b-plan to open a franchise of troll sweat shops using chinese prisoners and child labor.

Who is down to invest? HUGE PROFITS!  ;D ;D ;D

We've become like a Michael Bay's movie. You have my blessing to buy air-soft pistol, and then try to commit suicide with it. Where did I put that Wal-Mart gift card..

It is not a dying industry.  There will always be people that go fanatical online, endlessly bitching about some wild cause that they take personally as if they were a lone crusader.  Crazy people do it to "be right" or to have a high number of posts on a forum, or because they think they will always be anonymous online and can talk all the shit they want.  Trolling will never die.

Corporations will always need spam and trolling to create FAKE popularity in a product.  Myspace is full of wana-be music now, and they go around "friending" everyone to spam them.  Facebook and Myspace and Twitter "friends" and "followers" are nothing more than a score board now.  Nobody honestly KNOWS who all those people are even on their own profile.  It is just another means of personal trolling by collecting "friends" as if they are just numbers.  Faceless people they will never actually talk to or get to know.

As for a quality control for trolls, the paying market will only pay when they can see a resume or example of work.
I have suggested they prank call someone and upload it to youtube for us to see how well they do.
No "trolls" have the balls to step up and prove anything as of yet.  :D

Not impressed.
Youtube, or an argument?

Is that "theymos" under a new name asking why he was being banned? 

I did not intend this, but I have posted on this thread more than the troll-for-higher!
Good thing that just posting doesn't count.

  Hahahaha

These days the media portrays anyone that insults and is just a horrible person online as a "troll". Seriously is annoying when that happens, trolling is usually to annoy someone or maybe upset them, some kind of emotional response, without being detected. Posting a comment for a shitty music video like "Your music is shit" is not trolling, neither is posting "Trololololo".

I agree about saying you think music is shit.
But "Trolololol" is totally trollish.  ha ha

Maybe at the end when you're revealing it was a troll, maybe, but trolling is about people thinking you're a serious person just like they are.

You believe trolling only counts as trolling if you reveal it was a troll, and even then only "maybe"?
I suspect you are trolling, because that logic is.. sad.

Trolling is not about people thinking you're serious.
It takes many forms.
You cold be genuinely serious, you could be faking it, or you could merely be harassing someone with mindless insults.
Most people agree that trolling requires the element of "many unwanted comments" in a thread.

That is called spam.  ;)

True!   :D
What would you define trolling as?

   The professional troll is the one that puts you down, makes you look miserable, but at the same time, pose as the "good guy", so he is never banned or whatever. Usually persons in a situation of power, such as forum mods and IRC ops have a good position to unleash their troll side, although the real professional troll is the one that doesn't rely in such positions.

   I do not see this thread in a good anyway. OP wants to get paid to insult people, etc. This is not a healthy activity. Although people is taken this as joke, it is not. I just hate trolls, they are miserable.

What I'm wondering is why we can't troll someone ourselves, do you have some sort of special skill or something?  Yes, we can disguise ourselves to be someone else too.

Perhaps trolls are miserable power tripping individuals with an inferiority complex or a deficit of life accomplishments and this helps them feel good to put others down.  Having said that I feel sorry for trolls but I only hate them when they attack me personally.

This guy is a shitty troll.  When I troll people, they don't even realize they're being trolled.

totally true, although i don't like to see them trolling the others also, not just me.

There's this guy named ironcross360, I'd like to see him trolled.

He did troll himself, this thread led to him being banned, for now at least.

He does not appear to be banned to me.

Look harder I guess?

Nothing on his profile says "banned" or "deactivated".
I suppose you being a Moderator gives you x-ray vision?  ;D
(Which is to suppose that you have an "account status" indicator you see that the little people cannot?)

There's nothing in the profile to see if someone is banned or not.

I know he's banned because I put the request in, and most bans are semi public in the staff forum.

Good call.  It couldn't be more obvious that he was marked for death with his whole nazi theme.
I guess you telling me to look harder wasn't much help though.  ha ha.
Unless I can go to the staff room and raid the employee fridge?  ;)

This is... not brilliant, if I may.

Well played. I believe this makes you the winner of this thread.

He showed back up again as Ironcross3602 to talk about how he was banned. You can also look at his post history, he was posting about 100 times a day and now he has not been active since June 29th.

This is hilarious, and now you have a place to register and really go Pro !!

www.trollsforhire.com

See the full thread at https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=741811.0



Hi All,

Now you can pre -register at www.trollsforhire.com

We're building the real site in the background and think of it as Elance for Trolls.

People and organisations have always used people to push their barrow for or against another political party or brand etc.

Please register your details, tell us your interest groups and what your charging regime would be


Best,

Mr T

How many twitter followers do you have?  Is this a one time deal or are you looking for extended service?

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I recommend that you use dogeparty to issue trolltokens so that trolls can get paid for their trolling

although i have heard that trolls actually like gold, a lot

so maybe create shinygoldcoinz

http://www.dogeparty.io/  it's really cheap

The dick tree industry is expanding rapidly however...

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=777829.msg8766980#msg8766980