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Jun 28 14:40:26 <bitcoin303>   can i make bitcoin off this site?
Jun 28 14:40:34 <add1ct3dd>   what site
Jun 28 14:40:59 <bitcoin303>   Ifthis one...
Jun 28 14:41:34 <add1ct3dd>   this is an irc channel
Jun 28 14:41:44 <add1ct3dd>   so no
Jun 28 14:41:47 <bitcoin303>   what is an IRC Channel
Jun 28 14:41:59 <bitcoin303>   nd what does it have to do with bitcoin
Jun 28 14:42:09 <Mikej0h>   ;)
Jun 28 14:42:35 <add1ct3dd>   not falling for the troll
Jun 28 14:43:11 <bitcoin303>   its not a troll its a genuine question Im a noob to al this
Jun 28 14:43:17 *   FastLizard4 is now known as FastLizard4|zZzZ
Jun 28 14:43:50 <UukGoblin>   hai
Jun 28 14:43:53 <UukGoblin>   how do I short bitcoins
Jun 28 14:44:35 <Mikej0h>   bitcoin303; this is IRC; a chat protocol; you can talk about other people about bitcoin
Jun 28 14:46:19 *   ChanServ gives channel operator status to eir
Jun 28 14:46:20 *   eir removes ban on *!*@*80.137.173.218
Jun 28 14:46:20 *   eir removes channel operator status from eir
Jun 28 14:47:13 <UukGoblin>   damn, no-one fell for my troll either :-[
Jun 28 14:47:31 <MICHAGOGO>   UukGoblin: Find someone willing to let you short them.

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08:15    imking    tiberius i am a pothead with $90k i have invested in mining equipment, i am clearly a basement dwelling loser who lives in their parents basement
08:15    neotic    :D
08:15    tiberiusiv    imking case and point
08:15    sydna    no, you're just someone bullshitting on IRC.
08:15    imking    ya d00 u have aspergers
08:15    tiberiusiv    bitcoin mining the dream job of any pothead

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<lokote_jones> There are not any current bitcoin laws. So how would you be a bitcoin lawyer?

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08:27:15 (393) <DeCiB3l> So this guy on the securities forum made a ponzi scheme
08:27:33 (393) <DeCiB3l> he called it "Garet's non-ponzi investment scheme"
08:27:35 (393) <DeCiB3l> and guess what
08:27:37 (393) <DeCiB3l> it was a ponzi
08:27:39 (37369) <GoodGame> let me guess
08:27:44 (37369) <GoodGame> aww shit i was gunna guess that
08:27:49 (37369) <GoodGame> you didn't give me a chance

Why does this site attract so many nutjobs?

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08:31:17 (13833) <MRKLYE> I have a caffiene addiction
08:31:36 (13833) <MRKLYE> Literally cannot be arsed to wake up until I have 200mg of caffien in me
08:32:37 (1) <dooglus> I have caffeine addiction too. Try to give it up, but it hurts bad.
08:33:16 (44635) <EatCookies> I got all the caffiene you could want $5.00 12grams

Quote from: infested999 on July 22, 2013, 09:11:50 AM

Why does this site attract so many nutjobs?

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08:31:17 (13833) <MRKLYE> I have a caffiene addiction
08:31:36 (13833) <MRKLYE> Literally cannot be arsed to wake up until I have 200mg of caffien in me
08:32:37 (1) <dooglus> I have caffeine addiction too. Try to give it up, but it hurts bad.
08:33:16 (44635) <EatCookies> I got all the caffiene you could want $5.00 12grams

Was that guy serious? 12 grams of caffeine would kill you. Hell, *one* gram probably would!

I am not a scientist. Don't listen to me.

Just saving my old signature quotes incase I need them again.

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11:14:12 (748) <lordsonkit> Now IRC's “I" stand for Idiot....

Quote from: etheral on April 30, 2013, 01:48:37 AM

the only function this forum serves is to spread wrong information so someone can profit

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(In response to Zerocoin) - It's helpful because the name tells you how many BTC you should trust it with.

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Jun 28 21:30:49 <itsnotlupus> the long term price of bitcoin can be expressed as a fraction that has a zero either above or below the line.

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19:59:11 (382) <Mooshire> I wish I knew how to be a good web developer :/
20:00:54 (382) <Mooshire> dooglus: Make me a good web dev ._.
20:01:11 (54652) <daffy> Mooshire, what sort of skills do you have?
20:01:24 (382) <Mooshire> I'm in highschool, so none lol.
20:01:31 (382) <Mooshire> It's what I want to go to college for.
20:02:02 (54652) <daffy> well, where abouts do you live, do not be specific since you are a minor
20:02:19 (382) <Mooshire> Midwest america.
20:02:52 (54652) <daffy> How far are you from Winona Minnesota?
20:03:08 (393) <DeCiB3l> We could have really used that when celeset started
20:03:16 (382) <Mooshire> Pretty far.
20:03:21 (393) <DeCiB3l> It looks compleatly fair, just that one part from when cici/nakowa was betting
20:03:29 (54652) <daffy> darn, because i need someone to mow my lawn

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01:28:04 588 faraday: kelvin, you still mine ltc ?
01:28:26 1 kelvin: I don't mine
01:29:13 588 faraday: ok, i did this as a fact cause you showed me a big ltc transact, and you said you collecteed from many miners
01:29:31 1 kelvin: ah yes, but that was from testnet

Common mistake, someone shows you a big transaction and you think he is rich.

Quote from: gangplank on September 24, 2013, 11:08:01 AM

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اور آرچر سرخ ذکر نقصان بھی شامل ہے انٹرپرائز کم نمائندگی ہے جہاں کی کمان مرکز درج کریں:
کمانڈر میں واقعی میں ہر چھوٹی تفصیل کو گرفتار کر لیا اور یہاں درج ہے کہ یقین نہیں ہوتا. دیکھو، مجھے بالکل بیرونی شیل کے ساتھ فیری کی جگہ کے معائنے پر سال پہلے کر دیا ہے.
آرچر: میں تم سے اس پر پینٹ کر سکتے ہیں نہیں بتایا تھا؟
میں نے پہلے تھا جلد ہی ....
اگردوت
اس کے کوارٹر فائنل میں کے ساتھ بیٹ

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Archer and red represent significant losses including at Enterprise Command Center where enter:
Commander-in fact, every little detail is captured and recorded here do not believe. Look with me at all rounds of the outer shell has inspection a year ago.
  Archer: I can tell you did not paint it?
  Soon I was before ....
  Precursor
  The quarter-finals with a bat

Quote from: infested999 on July 26, 2013, 06:04:19 PM

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19:59:11 (382) <Mooshire> I wish I knew how to be a good web developer :/
20:00:54 (382) <Mooshire> dooglus: Make me a good web dev ._.
20:01:11 (54652) <daffy> Mooshire, what sort of skills do you have?
20:01:24 (382) <Mooshire> I'm in highschool, so none lol.
20:01:31 (382) <Mooshire> It's what I want to go to college for.
20:02:02 (54652) <daffy> well, where abouts do you live, do not be specific since you are a minor
20:02:19 (382) <Mooshire> Midwest america.
20:02:52 (54652) <daffy> How far are you from Winona Minnesota?
20:03:08 (393) <DeCiB3l> We could have really used that when celeset started
20:03:16 (382) <Mooshire> Pretty far.
20:03:21 (393) <DeCiB3l> It looks compleatly fair, just that one part from when cici/nakowa was betting
20:03:29 (54652) <daffy> darn, because i need someone to mow my lawn

Hey look I'm famous.

Quote from: gangplank on September 24, 2013, 11:08:01 AM

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His name is gangplank from LoL?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fcjnSmRyu5o/0.jpg

Quote from: Mooshire on September 24, 2013, 12:36:05 PM

Quote from: infested999 on July 26, 2013, 06:04:19 PM

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19:59:11 (382) <Mooshire> I wish I knew how to be a good web developer :/
20:00:54 (382) <Mooshire> dooglus: Make me a good web dev ._.
20:01:11 (54652) <daffy> Mooshire, what sort of skills do you have?
20:01:24 (382) <Mooshire> I'm in highschool, so none lol.
20:01:31 (382) <Mooshire> It's what I want to go to college for.
20:02:02 (54652) <daffy> well, where abouts do you live, do not be specific since you are a minor
20:02:19 (382) <Mooshire> Midwest america.
20:02:52 (54652) <daffy> How far are you from Winona Minnesota?
20:03:08 (393) <DeCiB3l> We could have really used that when celeset started
20:03:16 (382) <Mooshire> Pretty far.
20:03:21 (393) <DeCiB3l> It looks compleatly fair, just that one part from when cici/nakowa was betting
20:03:29 (54652) <daffy> darn, because i need someone to mow my lawn

Hey look I'm famous.

F*ck you

http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-otc/logs/2013/06/16

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15:32    arnie1988    hello iam new with bitcoins
15:32    DeCiB3l    We need to setup a bitcointip bot in this channel
15:33    arnie1988    i have a question that maybe someone can answer
15:33    Shrugged    arnie1988: be careful to learn what is happening here before making a trade with anyone
15:33    DeCiB3l    Don't ask to ask
15:33    grubles    rg,
15:33    rg    i wouldnt bring a gun
15:33    rg    but i definitely wouldnt go anywhere private
15:33    rg    grubles,
15:33    DeCiB3l    Go to a Burger King
15:33    DeCiB3l    All my deals go down at the Burger King
15:35    Shrugged    rg: no gun?
15:38    pyroarchy    bring all ur guns
15:38    pyroarchy    and knives

arnie1988 never did ask his question, he must have been scared away by #bitcoin!

Quote from: infested999 on October 02, 2013, 03:33:15 AM

http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-otc/logs/2013/06/16

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arnie1988 never did ask his question, he must have been scared away by #bitcoin!

Yeah, they did make bitcoin sound very dangerous.

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<tokyopotato> out of curiosity, what does feminism have to do with bitcoin
<brady2600> Once they hit the market with their liberal arts degree...
<tokyopotato> i guess bitcoin cuts out the pimp

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<DeCiB3l> so i only get one message in slow mode huh? well, if i only get one message, i'll make it sweet and sharp. These authoritarian mods will not be tolerated. Bitcoin was based on the premise of the free market, and it has been corrupted by NAZI mods in chat who are power hungry. Don't ruin the Bitcoin and #bitcoin chat experience. Thanks
* You have been kicked from #bitcoin by jcorgan (shoo)

Feb 26 19:56:33 <hollowcost> If you say fees really fast is sounds like thiefs

Great advice that they give people on IRC right?

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Feb 27 01:53:57 <SrPx>   if I am buying a very high end miner, which consumes 2250 watts, will it... oh ok
Feb 27 01:54:04 <SrPx>   so what I am supposed to do with it
Feb 27 01:54:23 <D3CiB3l>   SrPx, it should have two power supplies
Feb 27 01:54:26 <sodomizer>   well you can get a 20 amp fuse that will increase your wattage to 2200watts rated at the wall
Feb 27 01:54:55 <D3CiB3l>   SrPx, DO NOT INSTALL A 20 AMP FUSE INTO A SOCKET NOT RATED FOR 20 AMPS
Feb 27 01:55:00 <D3CiB3l>   Your house will burn down

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Feb 27 02:09:59 <sflw>   Can anyone recommend an OS X native password generator like KeePass?
Feb 27 02:10:21 <D3CiB3l>   sflw, KeePass
Feb 27 02:10:53 <bolkin>   Sflw, there is a keepass for osx
Feb 27 02:13:54 <D3CiB3l>   What about KeePass 2?
Feb 27 02:14:08 <sflw>   Hm, yeah maybe. Thanks a lot.

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Feb 27 02:22:35 <D3CiB3l> I am also going to sleep
Feb 27 02:22:43 <homsar> D3CiB3l: I am not surprised, not offended, and generally not concerened

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 27, 2014, 10:10:08 AM

so do you have a BNC and just read everything every day to find funny stuff and post it here? :D

I am all-knowing, that is how I have every quote on hand.

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00:19 danieldaniel I spend a few hours every day cleaning my glasses

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00:11 Ph0x I am now taking PayPal from verified accounts and shipping paper wallets to verified addresses
00:12 vite wait freenode became stupid

- http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-otc/logs/2014/03/01

I don't see how this can end badly...

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9:46:57 (840931) <jaysanna marie> most whales decide to start their own site after they lose

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19:48:30 (834637) <amberly> 8k btc, yep knew this site would run with the coins
19:48:40 (840931) <jaysanna marie> ??
19:48:43 (556935) <dank> lol
19:48:45 (843949) <misty rain> stupid retard troll
19:48:56 (778360) <may> lol
19:49:04 (778360) <may> would we be talking here if doog had decided to run?
19:49:07 (778360) <may> troll logic
19:49:18 (834637) <amberly> I came here few weeks ago it was at 50k now 8k
19:49:20 (834637) <amberly> yep
19:49:29 (834637) <amberly> I was gonna bet today too
19:49:31 (834637) <amberly> now I wont
22:08:51 ### [betting-and-depositing-disabled-on-jd] ###
19:49:46 (834637) <amberly> wtf
22:09:02 muted (834637) <amberly> for 60 seconds

The least helpful programmer ever:

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-Need reverse engineering services? Want to find out if an exe is malicious? PM me and depending on what you want, I may or may not be able to help. I come cheap.

- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=13942

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02:54:50 (393) <@DeCiB3l> I can probably get a job at a mental heath clinic because of my experience moderating this chat

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