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Title: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on June 30, 2011, 11:19:26 AM http://forbitcoin.com/Other/889/be-your-wife (http://forbitcoin.com/Other/889/be-your-wife)
I will cook, clean, shop, do laundry, run errands, organize, decorate....or whatever you wish. NO SEX just like a real wife. 1.00 BTC per hour ($17.50) D.C. area Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: shakaru on June 30, 2011, 08:25:44 PM BEST AD EVER!
Where were you when I was I posed my {WTB} Bithooker post? Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 01, 2011, 12:22:06 AM BEST AD EVER! Where were you when I was I posed my {WTB} Bithooker post? Bithooker? :o :o I am a domestic slave. (Wife for rent) Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Oldminer on July 01, 2011, 12:25:28 AM Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: TiagoTiago on July 01, 2011, 12:27:22 AM Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon?
Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MoonShadow on July 01, 2011, 12:43:25 AM NO SEX just like a real wife. This is hilarious! But if you were a real wife, you'd just complain about how hard your day has been and the lack of decent cable programming, while asking for a maid to come in and do the housework! Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Nesetalis on July 01, 2011, 12:55:21 AM XD so awesome... sadly I /am/ the 'wife' of the house :P i do the cooking and much of the cleaning.
Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: billyjoeallen on July 01, 2011, 03:43:52 AM I wish I lived in the DC area. What a great Idea!
Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Anonymous on July 01, 2011, 03:45:24 AM Selling aspirin for 2btc.
:D Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 01, 2011, 10:36:20 AM Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon? We can spoon. Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Raoul Duke on July 01, 2011, 11:03:17 AM NO SEX just like a real wife. That's why girls never reach the wife level with me... Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: stick_theman on July 02, 2011, 04:25:43 AM Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon? We can spoon. BEST AD EVER! Hahahaha! People, Digg this! Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Keninishna on July 03, 2011, 06:21:03 AM oh wow I'm in the DC area, I might have to do this for sheer glory. ;D
Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: wumpus on July 03, 2011, 07:00:42 AM Wonderful ad, but no, I've already got mine :D
Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 03, 2011, 12:09:41 PM oh wow I'm in the DC area, I might have to do this for sheer glory. ;D Just do it...you know you want to. :D Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: CNMOH on July 03, 2011, 12:21:56 PM NO SEX just like a real wife. That's why girls never reach the wife level with me... Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Dansker on July 03, 2011, 02:20:27 PM She looks a tad bit scary on the pic on forbitcoin.
Also, how can people know you are for real, female and not some big man who is going to rape them? Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: wumpus on July 03, 2011, 03:58:02 PM She looks a tad bit scary on the pic on forbitcoin. A wife should be scary :)Though I think it's simply because the photo is distorted as it's the wrong size. Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: deslok on July 03, 2011, 10:25:57 PM Too bad no sex a bithooker have the perfect market : p
Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 04, 2011, 12:25:35 AM She looks a tad bit scary on the pic on forbitcoin. A wife should be scary :)Though I think it's simply because the photo is distorted as it's the wrong size. Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Keninishna on July 04, 2011, 04:59:24 AM oh wow I'm in the DC area, I might have to do this for sheer glory. ;D Just do it...you know you want to. :D lol, I'm trying to think what you could do for me. I'm thinking something like you following me around for a day in dc and I pretend I'm famous and your my secretary. Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 04, 2011, 10:21:15 AM oh wow I'm in the DC area, I might have to do this for sheer glory. ;D Just do it...you know you want to. :D lol, I'm trying to think what you could do for me. I'm thinking something like you following me around for a day in dc and I pretend I'm famous and your my secretary. I could do that....beats doing dishes. ;D Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: cripperz on July 04, 2011, 05:29:05 PM definitely one of the best ads so far ..haha
Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: zerokwel on July 05, 2011, 09:11:26 AM Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon? We can spoon. spooning leads to forking. :) :) Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 05, 2011, 09:58:43 AM Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon? We can spoon. spooning leads to forking. :) :) Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Keninishna on July 05, 2011, 12:47:23 PM Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon? We can spoon. spooning leads to forking. :) :) It's probably safer than knifing imo. Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 05, 2011, 01:19:24 PM Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon? We can spoon. spooning leads to forking. :) :) It's probably safer than knifing imo. True. O.K.....I will not fork anyone for a Bitcoin. I will not knife anyone for a Bitcoin. Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: CNMOH on July 05, 2011, 02:20:11 PM True. ... two bitcoins?O.K.....I will not fork anyone for a Bitcoin. I will not knife anyone for a Bitcoin. Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: TiagoTiago on July 05, 2011, 07:24:53 PM rentawife2day:
Spooning is ok. But don't try forking unless you want some knifing Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 06, 2011, 11:20:13 AM True. ... two bitcoins?O.K.....I will not fork anyone for a Bitcoin. I will not knife anyone for a Bitcoin. Will you sign a disclaimer? 8) Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: PandaMiner on July 07, 2011, 05:33:22 PM This thread is hilarious!
What's your safe word, btw? Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 07, 2011, 05:54:30 PM This thread is hilarious! What's your safe word, btw? Why would I need a safe word? ::) Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Nesetalis on July 08, 2011, 12:05:47 AM every maid needs a safeword :O
Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: newMeat1 on July 08, 2011, 02:42:06 AM She's got a good sense of humor to put up with you guys. I think somebody should try it
Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: whenhowwho on July 08, 2011, 02:47:08 AM I would if i happened to live in the DC area she is kinda cute after all 8)
Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Keninishna on July 08, 2011, 07:35:09 AM I would if i happened to live in the DC area she is kinda cute after all 8) I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder... I mean I know women are crazy an all and as a general rule of thumb I try to keep craziness to a limit. Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: XIU on July 08, 2011, 07:46:32 AM Posting in an epic thread! Please, somebody try this and let us know :D
Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 08, 2011, 11:02:48 AM I would if i happened to live in the DC area she is kinda cute after all 8) I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder... I mean I know women are crazy an all and as a general rule of thumb I try to keep craziness to a limit. Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Raoul Duke on July 08, 2011, 11:23:26 AM I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder... I dunno... It's the fact that you recognize a bottle of injectable haloperidol from such a small pic that makes me wonder... ::) Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 08, 2011, 02:13:59 PM I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder... I dunno... It's the fact that you recognize a bottle of injectable haloperidol from such a small pic that makes me wonder... ::) Wonder what? Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Raoul Duke on July 08, 2011, 03:39:21 PM I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder... I dunno... It's the fact that you recognize a bottle of injectable haloperidol from such a small pic that makes me wonder... ::) Wonder what? If you need to ask you're not very bright and you really should get married instead of just renting your wife services :D Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: lowlevel on July 08, 2011, 03:43:11 PM http://forbitcoin.com/Other/889/be-your-wife (http://forbitcoin.com/Other/889/be-your-wife) I will cook, clean, shop, do laundry, run errands, organize, decorate....or whatever you wish. NO SEX just like a real wife. 1.00 BTC per hour ($17.50) D.C. area Thanks.. everyones coming into my office now asking me whats so funny. Just like a real wife... sigh ;) -lowlevel Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 08, 2011, 04:35:53 PM I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder... I dunno... It's the fact that you recognize a bottle of injectable haloperidol from such a small pic that makes me wonder... ::) Wonder what? If you need to ask you're not very bright and you really should get married instead of just renting your wife services :D How bright do I need to be? I am basically Rent-A-Wife/Slave. Marriage is forever, it is a long term contract. I suppose one could always rent with an option to buy. Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: Keninishna on July 09, 2011, 02:38:25 AM I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder... I dunno... It's the fact that you recognize a bottle of injectable haloperidol from such a small pic that makes me wonder... ::) Lol hard to tell from that pic however this one is much more clear http://twitter.com/#!/MindFunk2 (http://twitter.com/#!/MindFunk2) edit: linkfix Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: PandaMiner on July 09, 2011, 02:48:04 AM Lol hard to tell from that pic however this one is much more clear http://twitter.com/MindFunk2 FIFY (Fixed It For You) Also, straight to the image: http://a2.twimg.com/profile_background_images/268696443/Haloperidol_5.jpg (http://a2.twimg.com/profile_background_images/268696443/Haloperidol_5.jpg) Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: MindFunk on July 09, 2011, 11:52:20 AM Lol hard to tell from that pic however this one is much more clear http://twitter.com/MindFunk2 FIFY (Fixed It For You) Also, straight to the image: http://a2.twimg.com/profile_background_images/268696443/Haloperidol_5.jpg (http://a2.twimg.com/profile_background_images/268696443/Haloperidol_5.jpg) I "borrowed" that image from here: http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=2164.msg32795#msg32795 (http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=2164.msg32795#msg32795) 8) Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: mc_lovin on July 12, 2011, 09:12:42 PM I would if i happened to live in the DC area she is kinda cute after all 8) I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder... I mean I know women are crazy an all and as a general rule of thumb I try to keep craziness to a limit. LOL I was thinking the same thing! Hmm.. I wonder as well. Title: Re: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC Post by: bcpokey on July 14, 2011, 01:03:28 AM Haha, I needed a good laugh, enjoyed this thread. I should scope out the Service section more often!
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