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I'm going to cut to the chase.  Right now I'm presenting you with the opportunity to use a provably guaranteed method that will maximize and guarantee your profits as a bettor.  This method is pretty simple, so I will go ahead and post it step by step.

1. Analyze your cash stack:  This method only works if you have a large cash stack so make sure you have lots of money to invest. 

2. Find Your Base Bet: According to Kelly's Criterion the optimized base bet is the same percent of your cash stack as the house edge.  To calculate it use this formula: (Cash stack) * (House Edge) = Base Bet

3. Increase your odds:  Before doing your base bet, bet 1 satoshi unless you lose 3-4 in a row.  This will increase your odds of winning the next set of bets.

4. If you win your base bet, go back to betting 1 satoshi until you are on a losing streak.

5. If you lose your base bet, follow this formula to calculate the next amount to bet: (Previous Loss) * 3 = Next bet

6. Find a site to bet on: There are two sites I would recommend betting on: Insanity Dice or Prime Dice. 
Note: It is recommended to find a site with a larger house edge as it will increase your profit per hour and overall profit.

Look at this example: Insanity Dice has a 20% house edge so if I have 10 bitcoins I will start off with betting 2 bitcoins.  The chance of losing 4 bets in a row on insanity dice is 13% so it is pretty unlikely for you to lose.  If you do happen to lose you now bet 6 bitcoins and you will have a 7.7% chance of losing 5 in a row.

Benefits of Insanity Dice:
 -Higher chance of losing so you can preroll 4 losses in a row faster.
 -Higher chance of losing so your bets are more likely to increase, hence increasing profit
 -Provably fair (They record all bets with camtasia) No other site offers this so the code can easily be changed at any time.

Here is a leak to Insanity Dice's Thread:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=255765.0

How much have you lost using this method?

Thank you for the support, feel free to email me at blobsrs@gmail.com if you have any further questions or concerns.

L. O. L.

Just in case someone never heard about:


See: Gambler's Fallacy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler%27s_fallacy)


See: Martingale (betting system) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martingale_%28betting_system%29) variation

P.s. "The house (Casinos)" should not be allowed to encourage people to follow that kind of strategies as it might lead them to a complete bankroll disaster.

That's a little bit imoral IMHO.

And as we can infere, you are the owner of "Insanity Dice".

WTF is this bullshit with every goddamn retard on the site posting some new martingale shit?

Thanks for your advice, if you have any further suggestions feel free to e-mail me at blobsrs@gmail.com

I have a suggestion. Take Probability 101 and see if it helps.

Thanks man, I'll take that into account next time I post a gambling method.  If you have any further suggestions feel free to e-mail me at blobsrs@gmail.com

Well, STFU suggests itself as a potential future course of action for you and similar martingale retards.

So much fail. I love your threads Insanity!! Please make more.

Any one who consider 13% or 7.7% chance of loosing as low had never gambled before  :D

As stated already, any operator of gaming "sites" who encourages punters to bet using martingale as a "sure win" strategy is totally immoral or idiotic: since there is a clear conflict of interest here: by posting a "winning" strategy, is the "house" prepared to loose everything to players. Obviously not. 

Thanks for all the input guys!

"start with 10 bitcoins.  bet and lose 4 in a row.  Now you should bet 6 btc. "


UMMMMM, math fail sir.

This and every post by "Insanity" has been a fail. I still am debating whether or not his comments are just a huge trolling. Also, Moneyman, I PMed you about what we talked bout on seals yesterday, thanks.

Let's see here

Fake imitation of a non-existent "Insanity Dice" RS dicing clan. Uses the claims "Trusted Hosts" (there aren't any, you spastic) and "Bils Paid Out" (irrelevant here)

A spammer who likes you to email him at his gay buttsex email.

Yeah, he need some red...

I simplified and improved the method:

1. Have a lot of money, count it.  Amount of money = C.

2. Calculate the Base Bet (B): B = C * (House Edge).

3. Bet 1 satoshi.

4. Bet B.
  4a. If win goto 3.
  4b. If lose bet 3*B.

6. Find a place to bet.  Pick place with highest house edge.

7. Now that you have a place to bet goto 3 and try again.


The best house edge is with Lottery tickets (50%).  You can't buy 1 satoshi lottery tickets so for step 3 buy a pretend lottery ticket, it has the same value to within 1 part in 10^7.

The expected return on this system is Your money (C) + your winnings (W) - your losses (L).  Profit, P = C + W - L.

This method is more difficult than just straight betting due to it's logical inconsistency but with the addition of step 7 this method will return P on your initial investment of C.

The original poster is most likely correct that this method has never been seen before.

Guaranteed money?

You have to bet 1 satoshi over and over until you lose at least 3-4 in a row to improve your odds.

This statement is so offensive to rational thinkers or anyone with a working understanding of independent probabilities I have to assume this is an elaborate troll.

Yep, he suckered me in once or twice but goes on ignore now. 

Successful troll is successful.

Hey guys, I can see this thread has brought up some touchy points.  This is not the martingale method as you 3x on loss not 2x.  Feel free to email me at blobsrs@gmail.com if you have any further questions.

If you believe in the OP's strategy I have a better way to "win money" for you.

I offer the same game as @Insanity but I only pay out 1.000001 when the 0-100 dice rolls exactly 100.
Obviously the winchance is very low but due to the smart @Insanity you now have a way to fuck me with my odds. I will go bankrupt. So send me your BTC and I will beg you to stop.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/410874/you-so-clever

Sigh. Martingale? Really? We all know that shit don't work

You're right. That's not the original Martingale. It's even more destructive...

For those interested in that stuff there's A Review of Progressive Betting Systems here (http://www.bjmath.com/bjmath/progress/prog1.htm).

Have a good time reading.

Thanks for the positive feedback, feel free to e-mail me. blobsrs@gmail.com

NOBODY, not one, has given you any positive feedback. That was clearly stating your method is BS. Do you miss the sarcasm?

I'd appreciate if you keep those images off my thread.

Thanks for the positive feedback, feel free to e-mail me. blobsrs@gmail.com

No problem vlees.

The "Trash Can" welcome you ,seriously. /me finding a mod
http://funnypictures.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/funny-pictures-humor-happy-trash-for-me-can-meme.jpg

"Benefits of Insanity Dice:
 -Higher chance of losing"

My God, this guy is hilarious!

For anyone following this advice looking for a site with a high house edge, PM me and I can make you a custom account on Just-Dice.com with as high an edge as you like.

Other dice sites ripping you off with their lazy 1%, 1.9% or 20% edges?  Just drop me a PM and I'll set you up with a 30%, 50% or even 99% house edge account.  Hell, why not go the whole hog and request the top-of-the-range 100% house edge account where every bet is a guaranteed loser?  Maximise your profit per hour as you fail to win a single bet!

Sign me up for a 101% House Edge please?

I forgot to mention the optimized house edge is around 10-25%.  Anything higher is too risky for the reward.

Epic troll is epic lol.

This defies logic! Optimal house edge is lowest as possible... Aside from the fact that your method is BS, it is much better on a 1% house edge.

A higher house edge increases your chance of losing therefore increasing your bet faster.  Therefore you win more high bets per hour and make more profit.

*genius*

Memes make almost everything better.

What I love about your posts is that it's just about plausible that you actually do believe what you're saying.

I speak the truth, but I guess thats a foreign language to yall

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