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Hi invest in Amethyst today. We are offering 1 million shares at 1btc each. We have already been paying divs for the last month "ask on irc" and will continue to do so......probably.
End Contact.

Awesome week here at Amethyst we have earned our share holders 1btc in divs this week, please leave your btc address below to collect your .1 div.

I take all

Sorry, appreciate the enthusiasm, but we are only selling a special pre limited offer of a 10btc limit per purchase. Amethyst is a very hot asset and alot of people want in and we have to be fair to everyone to make sure they get their shares before being on an exchange.

I'll pay a premium of 1.5 BTC per share if you'll let me take all 1 million!

Are you planning to provide any information on your security? Or just the fact that you want to raise 1 mil BTC for it...?

And I'm on IRC all the time, don't recall anybody discussing this.

Only 1M BTC market cap with no business plan?

Bargain!

Still better deal than BFL

Thanks guys, appreciate the support. We have some incredible news coming up...in just 2 weeks. Thank you to everyone who desperately wants to get in on the next hottest thing in the bitcoin world. Emails have been sent.

Amethyst will continue leading the way in this industry.

Where is the countdown? You cannot make such an announcement without a countdown. Best with a flashy red button saying that over 90% of the shares have already been sold, last chance to get some!

rofl :)

good one :)

Cheers

I have 1000 shares and now I own a yacht. Thanks Amethyst.

No probs, awesome few weeks for trading, sorry for lack of updates but wow just been intense week of trading, i managed to sell 100 asicminer shares for 3 btc each and i purchashed 150btc and in labcoin and 150btc in btcgarden


NAV per shares is now at 2btc a share.

I'm all in

arrr.. shoot.. if he's going all-in, I want in on this too... 2BTC per share? with a max. of 10BTC? 5 Shares? is that all i can get?

QG
PS> btw, wtf am I in for?

+1 My favorite parts are:  
ContRact. End Contact.

And the
Hi invest in _____.
 
That was fun to read.  Clearly a native English speaker wrote this.  ::)

-1 for not leaving a wallet address where we can send you our hard earned btc.

At times I do feel like people falling for such obvious horseshit deserve what they get.  But then I remember the thieves are more skilled at their craft than the meek.


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This guy is more transparent than glass...

Quick, where can I send my BTC?!?!

dont b jellus u bcorz u missed out on the speshal pre pre ipo shares of 1btc.

QFT; these n00bs don't know what they missed out on. I managed to get 23 million shares and now I have 46 million BTC. Deyjellyukno. Maybe next time they'll be smart and jump on awesome deals like this. Until then they'll remain peasants. PEASANTS!

To the sun!!!

I'm looking to diverify in some low risk securities and this looks promising. Anyone willing to sell their shares at a premium?

sorry..what is this ?

That is irrelevant, you just need to make sure you own some!

5000 TH by December

500000 TH by July 2014

To the moon guys!

Highfives everyone.

I cant wait ;)

Moon is too close. To the Sun

how to buy this ?

?????????? ??? ???

Due to the very high demand we will be releasing a third batch of shares of 1 million shares at 3btc each.

Emails have been sent with the details where you can claim these new 3btc shares.

Thank you and really appreciate the support and high demand.

We will be hosting a Q&A session feb 2014.

these are "trust" shares. You just claim that you have enough BTC to buy them and automatically shares are yours. Everybody trusts you.

Perfect. I'll just sell my yacht to buy 1000 more shares. Your contact already answers all the questions we have but a Q&A won't hurt. As a shareholder I'm worried about the competition out there. I'm sure you already have a plan to defeat them.
BitHub for president!
To the Sun!!! 8)

Yeah, every time you stop to ask a question, you miss another IPO! Questions are for losers!

Shut up and take my money! BTCBTCBTCBTCBTC  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Amethyst is the new hotness!

I just took out a mortgage, personal loan and borrowed a ton of money off an angry looking Russian dude who says I have to pay it back in 1 week with 50% interest.

Where do I buy shares?

Me. 5 BTC each with a minimum purchase of 2000 shares. If you can't afford that (lol, peasants!) get a real job.

UPDATE - Our Amethyst Engineering team is very excited

- 1 million dollars has been put aside to test different synergy vibration market ratios

- we collect the data from the test and after it has been officially confirmed, we will then expand and upgrade to STAGE 2.

- Profit.

Thank you for your continued trust and loyalty in Amethyst, we are very passionate about our work.

Sorry but we need more details than this:

1) Is this $1 million USD, CAD, etc.?

2) In your synergy vibration testing are you going to be creating earthquakes? If so, do you have a market plan in place to help capitalize on this?

3) What is this stage 2?

Ah the old tried and tested
"1) collect dollars
2) test
3) ???
4 Profit!" technique

we need more updates. Where is live vibro-meter?

Jesus I can't believe you fools are falling for this. Have you done any research into this outfit?

Where are they based? Who is supplying their chips? How deep will the earthquakes go and who is going to pay for the damage to roads and power lines?

THINK it through people.

Disclaimer: I have 100k shares.

They've been increasing at a rate of 39.817% (average) per day; why think?!

I hear their installation is immune to any catastrophes

I'm all in baby!

I got my 2nd 38% dividend today, thanks man!

I only got one dividend...

THIS THING IS A SCAM! HE ONLY PAID ME ONE OF TODAY'S DIVIDENDS. DON'T TRUST HIM!

the second was probably pre-IPO bonus

stuartuk +5

Obvious ponzi scheme. buyer beware.

....ok....

After I've been told that Amethyst is responsible for the huge spike in hashrate/difficulty, I had no other choice than investing.

No need to blame anyone anymore, finally I can see it crystall clear. The price keeps rising and I can see my fortune. I just keep thinking: thanks to Amethyst I can have it all! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2ku1A5Ox8U)

https://i.imgur.com/z0gqfk2.png


Edit:


It seems that someone attempts to lower the price to buy even more precious Amethyst shares! If nothing in this thread was convincing enough, this should do it! :D

I was preIPO and already was able to get a yacht with my dividends. Had to sell the yacht to buy more shares. Pretty soon I'll own an island and sharks with laser beams on their heads. Thanks Amethyst my dreams are coming true.

Where can I find the Amethyst business plan?
I am interested, I want to know more info about this project.

you don't ask for a business plan - you  buy amethyst, then - profit!

As soon as this gets accepted on btc-ct we will all be laughing then. To the MOON!!!

I just doubled-up on this!  Loving the twice daily dividends :)

I visited their headquarters!! Let me tell you, all I saw was profit??? everywhere. They have some secret projects they're working on that I can't talk about. All I can say is buy now! Buy as many as you can get your hands on. Sell everything and buy Amethyst. You will not regret it.


I pressed the send button on that dividend :) feelsgoodman.jpg

So you're the one who broke it! The 0's were off on my last payment. It was supposed to be for 1392000 BTC, but you accidentally sent 139200.0 BTC. Please correct this on my next payment. Thanks!

Update - before going onto an exchange we just wanted to do a quick update to the contract. Due to the very high demand we will be releasing a further 10 million shares on all exchanges at 3btc. We ask that those with shares at the moment to try and give other people a chance into this life changing venture. We ask that you only keep your bids to 10btc.

Update to contract below.


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Business plan is posted below also for you guys to read over

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We are also very proud and happy to announce a second Amethyst project called SatoshiSpaceship.com

stay tuned for more updates. Here at Amethyst we thank you for your continued trust and support. We are very passionate about our work.

I finished writing our theme song too (well, most of it). I'd like you to look it over and let me know what you think:

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Amethyst Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are poor.
But there's no sense crying over every failcake.
You just keep on winning till you run out of stake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a quick run.
From the people who are still invested.

Happy AMETHYST DIV DAY


first 10 share holders to leave their btc address below will receive their .1 btc in divs

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Yiiipppee to AMETHYST!!!

QG

Thank you trusted shareholder your .1 btc in div has been paid.

Me, sir! Thank you!

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Thank you trusted shareholder your div of .1 btc has been sent, check the blockchain.

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To the next solar system!!

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Let's go for Titan!

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This appears to be the best performing project around at the moment!

Wow, applying for the three exchanges huh? Anyone wanna start a pool to get this listed on MPEX? People would pay to see Amethyst listed next to MPOE bonds...

Skys the limit!

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Smegga Dildos to dividend day!!!
Div received

can you send my 0.1btc by PM, thanks.

Bithub for President!

These twice-daily dividends rock!

Let's go for three times a day!

Thank you, all divs have been paid so far. We will continue to be the trendsetter in this industry that we are very passionate about. With new and better improved million dollar ideas.

Thank you sir! When is our next dividend scheduled for?

They usually come at 12pm and 6pm  :o

okay guys funny satire, but this is actually misleading at this point

What's misleading? shareholders are receiving infinite ROI at the moment, check the blockchain, divs have been paid.

He just doesn't believe. He also tried to tell me there's no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny, =S.

YOU JUST GOT TO BELIEVE!  :D Thanks!

I can't believe how quickly it's shot up from 1btc to 3 btc, just a matter of hours.  Hold on for the ride!

8 BTC by Friday. Know that I called it first!

You're not thinking BIG enough!!

I typo'd. I meant "800 BTC by Friday!"

Better :)

for all the lucky people who got the divs today! congrats on your infinite ROI!

1AvdmnLfJpTy2JyESmkZU6xJLrwE92aFTV :D Hope I'm still in the game. I'll be visiting your headquarters again sometime in the future.

hmm, Things are starting to look fishy.

No fish here; just sharks. And we're winning!

Lets do the math.

10 Million shares * 3 BTC/share = 30 Million Bitcoins.
Only 21 Million Bitcoins will ever exist, So how do you plan to sell all 10 Million shares?

Its fishy that he is trying to collect 30,000,000 Bitcoins.

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It's not like I need it since I'm an earlier adopter of Amethyst, but well... free coins are free

Please don't share your flawed mathematics with us. Everyone who was an early adopter is already a multi-millionaire. If you don't believe that, keep living in your box.

lol, I've seen stuff like that, look at the stub quotes on ASICMiner, the ones for like 20 bitcoins a share. AM's market cap would be larger than all bitcoins possible for that to get filled

And our laser beams will not be denied!

TO THE SUN

Heh, you just don't understand the power of infinite ROI, do you?

TO THE SUN

I heard Apple and Microsoft are investing 5 billion USD in Amethyst

It was trillion. You forgot a few zeroes.

I am pleased to announce that AmethystFund is being launched.

We will invest in shares in Amethyst and intend to raise 10m shares at 10BTC each. As an incentive we guarantee to buy them back in 5 years time at 20BTC for a 100% return.

Now because this is a special 'Secret Private Superfund' we will not actually be offering any prospectus, not will we be providing any shareholder updates, as these could leak the secret plans for the company.

Small encouraging dividends will be paid during the launch phase, but due to a long holiday I may not be able able to answer emails for some time after all the money has been raised.

Obviously the return guarantee is an important part of the structure, so it has been guaranteed by the new Buffett Google Global Secure Credit Guarantee LLC company, which has only charged 10% for this amazing guarantee. Please don't ask details about the financial details of the guarantor, since it is also a very secret company, but it's got Warren Buffets name in it and Google, so I think that should provide all the certainty necessary.

More details to follow.

After I got my first massive payments you removed all doubt. Quit filling my head with these useless details and let me buy MORE!

Is it possible to buy shares with internal organs? I have spare kidney for example

Yes, we have a part-exchange scheme, but we only buy in pairs, so if you're ok selling both we have a deal.

We pay one week after both kidneys are removed to ensure they are functioning properly in the new recipients.

 I am so sad now :(. Nature made a big mistake, gave me two hearts. And I wanted to sell one to invest in this fund. But now you say you take organs only in pairs? Zomg, please take one of my hearts for 10 shares now, while 10 shares cost only one human heart...

Just for you a special deal!

We can take one heart for 20 shares as we have an urgent buyer. Note our work is performed only by the finest asian prison surgeons, who have much experience in harvesting organs and whose only concern is for their money your safety and comfort..

Fixed that for you. I'll take 1 share for the work involved. Thank you sir!

maybe we can create group buy... everyone donates kidney. I'll take 5% management fee from dividends.

We'd be happy to work with a micro-Kidney passthrough.

Please note that part-kidneys are worth less as we sell onto a different market and they therefore need only be 'Restaurant Grade' not 'Medical Grade'.

Hi,,,

this is NASDAQ

Here at wall stret we have been impress by performance of security AMETHYST

We wish that security AMETHSYT is include into our system imediately

We will send the owner of securty AMETHUST a secure .txt.exe file with descroption of how to add security on NASQDA

Thank you,,,

Lol, I lost it with that one...

Thanks for your kind offer.

However in common with most Bitcoin securities we prefer for the safety and security of our clients to list on a small eastern-european or south-american based 'virtual' exchange, where we can all pretend that somehow the securites laws of the countries where the money is raised don't apply.

We have therefore created and trademarked our two new phrases 'Rules don't apply to Bitcoin' ^TM and 'Ignorance is an excuse for the law' ^TM.

Jokes aside, it's actually possible to give all people more than the number of existing BTCs, just not all at once. You'll need some serious financial juggling, and lose a lot of money buying back coins sold on exchanges. Even then you likely won't be able to deliver much more than what exists.

Just to add to what I said, although it's quite a funny idea over here, restricting market cap to less than some percentage of 21mil Bitcoins makes the most sense with mining operations, but not so much with other forms of business.

It's not easy for a company to earn the entire Bitcoin market cap, but it is possible for a service that, say, brings Bitcoins back and forth to earn a lifetime profit of more than the total number of Bitcoinss, justifying a >BTC21mil  valuation.

A good example would just be Bitcoin exchanges; about BTC0.005 out of of each BTC1 is sucked by MtGox, so it only takes all BTC21mil to go through 200 times to get a total revenue of BTC21mil, maybe many times that to make BTC21mil profit. Not to say it will earn that many BTC, just that it's possible.

Of course, that kind of market cap somewhat dips into a system based on credit, so it might be considered undesirable given Bitcoin's philosophy, but it's entirely possible.

Way to somber up a ridiculous thread.  :D

Of course its possible, its happening!!
https://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif



Amethyst shareholders got a HUGE dividend today. 1BTC a share. They must have completed their corporate takeover of Disney. Now we have complete control of the new starwars movie

Update: All good over here, the reason why everything has tanked on the security markets was because everyone pulling their money out of asicminer and buy Amethyst shares. gone from 3BTC to 5BTC a share. Don't worry about BTCT we dont need them. See you at 10BTC.

Amethyst defies gravity and the markets, again.

Bithub for President!

divs coming in 24hours prepare yourselves

Yay!

I'm gonna buy a Rolex with my divs this week.

TO THE SUN

Such a kidder. We all know CGB is the future.

Man, this security looks almost as legit as a certain wall st. scandal that knocked the first domino in the world's economy over.

By the way, I've got a 3 Billion GH quantum miner I've developed. Issuing 30M shares at 10BTC each to help cover the power bill after I try plugging it in. Expect brownouts. And a sequel from Al Gore. Maybe a black hole. Not sure which is worse.

We missed the divs because of BCT going down I guess. Are they still coming? :)

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Gogogo!

I've done some fundamental analysis and I believe that after the 10000000000% run-up this security is now overvalued.

Would anyone like to write me put options?

Oh noes, now we have to put up with your trolling here as well?  ::)

Put options are up. It's your funeral, buddy.