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hey there.
im looking for a 0.5 bitcoin loan, i am able to pay back by friday.

reason:
i play alot of poker, but never for bitcoins and would love to test it out.

i will pay back 0.6 bit coins on friday.

i no i am new, but give me the chance.
Thanks every one

Let's do reverse lending on poker loans.

You send me .6 bitcoin today and I'll send you .5 bitcoin on Monday.

If you win at poker, you owe me 83% of your winnings.
If you lose at poker, you'll just owe me the original loan of .5 bitcoin by Friday.

i dont have 0.6 yet, i get paid on Thursday s i can pay back friday.
what are u saying.

Ok - Cool, I'm flexible on the time-line.

We'll wait until you get paid on Thursday and send me the .6 bitcoin.
I'll send you the .5 bitcoin on Friday for your gambling seed money.

You can go play poker and win a bunch of money.
On Monday, let me know what you won and send me 83% of your winnings (That's my percentage of the investment)
If you happen to lose, god forbid, you can just send me the .5 original seed money - and we'll be done.

This works like a conventional loan without all the conventionalism.

I guess I should ask, since I am your partner.  Are you a good gambler?

um dude
why would i send you .6, then u send me .5?
there's no logic.
i need the loan because i dont have the .5 now
thats why.
do you understand.
and yes i made supernova on pokerstars so im very good at poker.

We both win.
I get to make a return on some coins I just have sitting there in my wallet.
You get to play poker and represent our alliance and flex your poker muscles.
We share in the spoils of a Supernova's skills..

The question isn't why would you...  The question is why wouldn't you?

We'll wait until you get paid on Thursday and send me the .6 bitcoin.
I'll send you the .5 bitcoin on Friday for your gambling seed money.
if i had bitcoins i wouldnt be asking for a loan, i dont think you no what a loan is.
I need the coins now, i need 0.5 today, and ill pay 0.6 on friday.
thats how it works, why would i send you 0.6 for you to send me 0.5 after? theres no logic

If you need it now, why don't you send me something worth $100 and I will send you .5 BTC.
Then if you win at poker, you only owe me 50% of your winnings.
If you lose, you can send me the original .5 bitcoin back on friday and we'll call it even.

please read my pm.
and im not sure what i could send you.

You're being trolled hard, probably because most people that can play poker well don't come on asking for loans.

damn thanks for letting me know man, didnt actually realize.
and i just wanted to try use bitcoins to play poker and see how i go.

Its cool, we get a lot of people asking for poker loans here and it gives some an opportunity to troll.

:)

I would advise you to use maybe local-bitcoins with the escrow feature and get yourself some, but don't gamble all of them and hold a few for the future.

Good luck!

What is ur collateral in case you lost the loan?

well i get paid on thursday night, from my part time job.
so regardless if i loose the .5 i will still be able to pay the 0.6 back.

You won't get a loan here.
You might get a donation from one of your alts or some austin-style weirdo, but you won't get a loan.

Just go away.

::)

Well, you did give Joey some BTC, although you knew it was a gift...  ;D

Austin, did you ever get to hunt him down, I remember you were in the mood for a hunt.

Please provide a proof that you will get paid on thursday. with signature / authentification

I won't be visiting him personally, but actions are being taken.

Joey? :P