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Title: HIRING DEVELOPERS FOR EQUITY, YOU WILL GET 40% OF THE COMPANY Post by: Chick on July 12, 2011, 06:48:17 PM You heard that right! I'm hiring developers for my new Bitcoin trading site! It's going to be viral and awesome, and best of all it'll beat Mt.Gox, Tradehill, and Bitcoin7! My idea will finally give Bitcoin the last juice it needs to be popularly accepted!
Now developers aren't cheap, so I am giving you equity for my next new multi-billion dollar company! After careful consideration, I have decided to give each of you 40% of the company, meaning that if there are 2 other developers working with you, all 3 of you will have a total of 120% of the company! That's wicked awesome! Developers having more equity than me? Not on my watch, that's why I will have diluted all of your equities down to a total of 10%. But dude, that's still a WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING MONEY! Once the valuation reaches 6 billion dollars, each of you will have 600 MILLION DOLLARS! So what are you waiting for? Become a developer for my company and watch your wallet grow big! Plus, as an added bonus, you can watch me sit back and play Starcraft 2 all day long in my condo office. Title: Re: HIRING DEVELOPERS FOR EQUITY, YOU WILL GET 40% OF THE COMPANY Post by: PLATO on July 12, 2011, 06:52:17 PM Quote from: PLATO hey there - I'm so sorry to send you with unsolicited email. I'm in an internet cafe in Amsterdam and someone left their gmail account logged in so I've emailed everyone from their contacts in the hope that someone can help me. I took some magic mushrooms for the first time last night, lost my mind, and lost everything - my glasses, my cell phone, my purse and my netbook. I'm all alone in the city and need to get back to Dresden by Monday night for my show. when I called the cell someone answered it - he said he would sell me back the laptop in exchange for 75 euro. the good news - it's truecrypted with a wallet file containing about 400 bitcoins. The bad news - I have no backup. In addition to the BTC I have personal photos on that laptop that I dont want to lose so I am willing to do basically anything to get it back. I don't have anything other than the clothes I'm wearing, but I found an exchanger a nearby who will sell me euros at 6 euro per bitcoin. Can you help me? My bitcoin address is 1DZq2LeX54nzbrQWmzogDah7xbzs151XZr. If you can send the whole 12.5 BTC I will be glad to reward you with 25 BTC when I get the laptop back as well as some photos. Even if you can spare just one coin you'll be helping me get home safe. yours truly mikayla Title: Re: HIRING DEVELOPERS FOR EQUITY, YOU WILL GET 40% OF THE COMPANY Post by: julz on July 12, 2011, 06:56:52 PM Once the valuation reaches 6 billion dollars, each of you will have 600 MILLION DOLLARS! So what are you waiting for? For you to be soundly *Kanged* (before you Gox us all) ;) Title: Re: HIRING DEVELOPERS FOR EQUITY, YOU WILL GET 40% OF THE COMPANY Post by: BitcoinPorn on July 12, 2011, 06:59:39 PM https://i.imgur.com/tRpaW.jpg (http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntmmc8DrY1qm9guko1_500.png)
Title: Re: HIRING DEVELOPERS FOR EQUITY, YOU WILL GET 40% OF THE COMPANY Post by: wumpus on July 12, 2011, 06:59:55 PM For you to be soundly *Kanged* (before you Gox us all) ;) Lol yes I hope his ass will be *Kanged* firmly :) But at least he's honest ;DTitle: Re: HIRING DEVELOPERS FOR EQUITY, YOU WILL GET 40% OF THE COMPANY Post by: unemployed on July 12, 2011, 07:10:10 PM Sounds legit. Count me in ;D
Title: Re: HIRING DEVELOPERS FOR EQUITY, YOU WILL GET 40% OF THE COMPANY Post by: opticbit on July 12, 2011, 07:14:05 PM I'll start in Febtober, but only for Eleventeen Bazillion dollars.
Title: Re: HIRING DEVELOPERS FOR EQUITY, YOU WILL GET 40% OF THE COMPANY Post by: BitcoinPorn on July 12, 2011, 07:48:34 PM Sounds legit. Count me in ;D Ah geez, now we know it's a scam :p Title: Re: HIRING DEVELOPERS FOR EQUITY, YOU WILL GET 40% OF THE COMPANY Post by: ShaggyB (BitCoinWorldMarket) on July 12, 2011, 07:50:26 PM Quote from: PLATO hey there - I'm so sorry to send you with unsolicited email. I'm in an internet cafe in Amsterdam and someone left their gmail account logged in so I've emailed everyone from their contacts in the hope that someone can help me. I took some magic mushrooms for the first time last night, lost my mind, and lost everything - my glasses, my cell phone, my purse and my netbook. I'm all alone in the city and need to get back to Dresden by Monday night for my show. when I called the cell someone answered it - he said he would sell me back the laptop in exchange for 75 euro. the good news - it's truecrypted with a wallet file containing about 400 bitcoins. The bad news - I have no backup. In addition to the BTC I have personal photos on that laptop that I dont want to lose so I am willing to do basically anything to get it back. I don't have anything other than the clothes I'm wearing, but I found an exchanger a nearby who will sell me euros at 6 euro per bitcoin. Can you help me? My bitcoin address is 1DZq2LeX54nzbrQWmzogDah7xbzs151XZr. If you can send the whole 12.5 BTC I will be glad to reward you with 25 BTC when I get the laptop back as well as some photos. Even if you can spare just one coin you'll be helping me get home safe. yours truly mikayla Bitcoins sent! This sounds really legit and im sorry you have fallen on hard times. </sarcasm> |
