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Title: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 CRYPTO JOKES🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Post by: Olishka on January 30, 2018, 04:29:16 AM Hi Crypto friends !
I wanted to share some crypto jokes with you, just for fun ! 1/ What’s the difference between an average bitcoin miner and an average plumber? :P An average plumber can at least solve a block. ;D 2/ What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA? Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon ;D 3/ Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin? They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’ ;D ;D ;D 4/ How many miners does it take to change a lightbulb? A million - One to do it and 999,999 to verify that he did ! ;D 5/ Why won’t the Icelandic government embrace bitcoin? They don’t trust anything they can’t freeze :P 6/ I paid a hooker with bitcoins once and asked if I’d ever see her again. She said sure, next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away. 7/ How many Core devs does it take to change a light bulb? None. They will just tell everyone that the risk of getting electrocuted while changing the bulb is too high, and that it's much safer to create a market for candles instead. 8/What's Satoshi's favorite brand of sneakers? ASICS ;D :D ;D |