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Title: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: BorderBits on September 01, 2013, 07:33:58 PM
I sent photos of Johnniewalker's bags o' shredded cash to a very knowledgeable individual who runs assays to check for confiscated, old, and high denomination shredded bills.  I've received confirmation that Johnniewalker is full of shit.  The assay reveals an unusual amount of crumpled up singles, Cheeto dust, and lint.  Mods, please apply the appropriate Scammer tag. 


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: Beastlymac on September 02, 2013, 02:32:31 AM
We need some kind of proof. You saying that someone told you something does not make it real. You need it provide proof that he is actually a scammer.


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: Bitcoin Scammer on September 02, 2013, 04:13:38 AM
Lol this is still pretty funny tho.. Cheeto Dust


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: BorderBits on September 02, 2013, 04:47:21 AM
We need some kind of proof. You saying that someone told you something does not make it real. You need it provide proof that he is actually a scammer.

 ::)  Ugh... F i n e.   See attached photo..

https://i.imgur.com/dsxFuQX.jpg


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: greyhawk on September 02, 2013, 11:37:11 AM
Well, I for one am convinced.


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: kibblesnbits on September 02, 2013, 11:40:58 AM
At least you're getting 105%.


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: greyhawk on September 02, 2013, 11:41:56 AM
At least you're getting 105%.

The 5% are pure profit.


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: TECSHARE on September 02, 2013, 02:04:19 PM
Why does Ron Paul need to be involved in this?


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: greyhawk on September 02, 2013, 02:33:22 PM
Why does Ron Paul need to be involved in this?

He's asking himself the same thing whenever coiner accost him about bitcoin.


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: surebet on September 03, 2013, 06:39:41 PM
I find this thread enjoyable and wish to subscribe to it.


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on September 03, 2013, 08:12:09 PM
Why does Ron Paul need to be involved in this?

Belly button lint.


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: johnniewalker on September 06, 2013, 07:19:03 AM
From dictionary.com:
1. assay:   to subject (a substance, such as silver or gold) to chemical analysis, as in the determination of the amount of impurity

Running an assay on a picture? Is that a joke? If not, can you do an assay of one of the animal parts available in the Marketplace for me?
Who are you and who is your friend?
So I can call bullshit on any thread and have it moved to "scam accusations"?
Good to know.
Losing respect for these forums day by day, SMH.


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: surebet on September 07, 2013, 12:22:24 AM
WOOOSH!


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: btceic on September 07, 2013, 12:27:05 AM
We need some kind of proof. You saying that someone told you something does not make it real. You need it provide proof that he is actually a scammer.

 ::)  Ugh... F i n e.   See attached photo..

https://i.imgur.com/dsxFuQX.jpg

20% cheetoh dust? You'd think you'd be able to see the orange tint :)


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: pedrog on September 07, 2013, 02:31:24 AM
No cocaine traces were found?

Not even real bills!!!


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: Kluge on September 07, 2013, 03:32:25 AM
From dictionary.com:
1. assay:   to subject (a substance, such as silver or gold) to chemical analysis, as in the determination of the amount of impurity

Running an assay on a picture? Is that a joke? If not, can you do an assay of one of the animal parts available in the Marketplace for me?
Who are you and who is your friend?
So I can call bullshit on any thread and have it moved to "scam accusations"?
Good to know.
Losing respect for these forums day by day, SMH.
Really? After one of the more damning scammer accusations in the forum, you're going to use the Inaba defense?


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: KonstantinosM on September 07, 2013, 03:39:40 AM
I just don't get it

Is someone here selling shredded money?

You can get those if you visit a certain place in the US pretty cheap. It's not really worth buying them (I don't think).


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on September 07, 2013, 03:52:48 AM
I just don't get it

Is someone here selling shredded money?

You can get those if you visit a certain place in the US pretty cheap. It's not really worth buying them (I don't think).

Brainfart!

Counterfeit shredded dollars/paper currency/fiat, and not just limited to the US dollars. Simply print, shred, bag, and repeat. Just would have to make sure the advertising copy is oblique enough to withstand a lawsuit.


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: BorderBits on September 08, 2013, 05:32:20 AM
I just don't get it

Is someone here selling shredded money?

You can get those if you visit a certain place in the US pretty cheap. It's not really worth buying them (I don't think).

Yeah, johnniewalker is selling shredded money in the "Goods" subforum (where this thread originally was until it was moderated over to here) and claims it's better shredded money than what you can buy for 1/20th of his price.  His ASD does not allow him to get the joke of this thread.  The mods should just give him a scammer tag for fun at this point. 


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: BorderBits on September 08, 2013, 05:34:41 AM
From dictionary.com:
1. assay:   to subject (a substance, such as silver or gold) to chemical analysis, as in the determination of the amount of impurity

Running an assay on a picture? Is that a joke? If not, can you do an assay of one of the animal parts available in the Marketplace for me?
Who are you and who is your friend?
So I can call bullshit on any thread and have it moved to "scam accusations"?
Good to know.
Losing respect for these forums day by day, SMH.

How dare you question the assaying abilities of my guy, scammer.  I showed you the assay, just fess up to your scam already. 


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: danieldaniel on September 17, 2013, 10:38:19 AM
From dictionary.com:
1. assay:   to subject (a substance, such as silver or gold) to chemical analysis, as in the determination of the amount of impurity

Running an assay on a picture? Is that a joke? If not, can you do an assay of one of the animal parts available in the Marketplace for me?
Who are you and who is your friend?
So I can call bullshit on any thread and have it moved to "scam accusations"?
Good to know.
Losing respect for these forums day by day, SMH.

How dare you question the assaying abilities of my guy, scammer.  I showed you the assay, just fess up to your scam already. 
Uh, I can't tell if this is a joke.  You have provided no real proof that this "assay" has even been performed.


Title: Re: SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash
Post by: BadBear on September 17, 2013, 12:33:14 PM
From dictionary.com:
1. assay:   to subject (a substance, such as silver or gold) to chemical analysis, as in the determination of the amount of impurity

Running an assay on a picture? Is that a joke? If not, can you do an assay of one of the animal parts available in the Marketplace for me?
Who are you and who is your friend?
So I can call bullshit on any thread and have it moved to "scam accusations"?
Good to know.
Losing respect for these forums day by day, SMH.

How dare you question the assaying abilities of my guy, scammer.  I showed you the assay, just fess up to your scam already. 
Uh, I can't tell if this is a joke.  You have provided no real proof that this "assay" has even been performed.

He posted a picture on the internet man, I don't know what else you could want.