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OK so i ordered a Jall base model on the 23rd of june 2013 and i ordered the upgrade a week later.

just checked the BFL Blog and....

Jalapenos 4.5 and 5 gh/s: Feb 12-14, 2013 no Jallys shipped today


have they halted production on the upgraded units?

funny thread !  ;D ;D ;D

You don't read much before buying,do you  ::)

Dear Techkojj,

To address your concern, production of jalapenos have not been halted, and we have been producing them at very high-speed since the beginning (as it's easier to assemble).


Thanks,
Nasser

¹ Relatively speaking. Expect your order in "two weeks".

Respectfully Nasser, Go fuck yourself. It is funny that Jody has changed her Blog updates now to include the 5, 25, 50 GH models as product line currently shipping, when they did not produce these unit till around April 2013. Just so happens that they were called on their bullshit about production of product lines as being the reason for no refunds. Voila, the updates now are changed to include the future models.

FTFY. Gotta CYA bro. :D

² At the speed of light. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_dilation)

The good news is that you have thrown away the least amount of money possible by choosing BFL's least expensive option.
The less good news is that even the BFL lightspeed Jalapeno production (as opposed to the glacial mini-rig production) isn't likely to get you a unit in the next two weeks^TM.
The bad news is that if it arrived last week, you'd still never make your money back, even if you have free electricity. http://mining.thegenesisblock.com/a/06cb984b7e (http://mining.thegenesisblock.com/a/06cb984b7e)

bwaaaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Good news is that you will have a package under the tree for Christmas and it will be from BFL.

Open it, sigh and throw it away because it will cost you more to plug it in than throw it out.

If you paid with Paypal, say so and we will show you how to get your money back

Best post in this thread!

Lightning speed hahahaha  ;D

Yes ...can I ask did Josh use lube ???... If he did it shows that BFL cares :D

Nasser, perhaps you should stick to things you do know about, like what the weather was like in France this week.

His response with regard to the slowed down, but not slowed down^{in any way} minirig production line was way better:


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=280092.msg2996083#msg2996083

That's an instant BFL doublespeak classic right there.

Is it possible he meant that the assembly of mini-rigs up to the point where the boards were needed continued until the boards arrived, thereby there was no work stoppage on the minirigs?

Nah... that makes sense.  Can't introduce sense into this conversation.

 *Mumbles something about nothing making sense with regards to Butterfly Labs*
 

Must.....not.....poke.....the.....bear.....bah

Just cause you couldn't keep your trap shut for 38 more days.....

They reserved the right to refuse service, and acted.

Now that is priceless.

BFL "was not slowed down in any way", "we were just waiting".

*Now* I understand.

 I'm over it dude. Have moved on with my life and supporting other ASIC manufacturers.

 All things considered, feeling pretty good in retrospect how things worked out.




 
 

Yes. BFL's ceo laid this bit of wisdom on his fans later in the same thread. Remember, this is the here in which the buck stops, the head cheese, the top dog...


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=280092.msg3084280#msg3084280

I figure that was just a typo and he must have meant a huge number with a decimal in front of it.

<lol>

I've never before had the concept of "nano-huge".

-- edit

Kinda similar to "hung like a hamster-horse", I reckon.

-- edit 2

Or I think I might prefer:
"Hung like a bull-hamster".          :D

Dear Nasser,

Please subscribe to Jody's blog.  Jody has stated "no Jallys shipped today" for the past 3 shipping dates.

Thanks,
BTCscraper

This guy is the POSTER BOY for ENGINEERS WEEKLY

I think that means that it has stopped ...or maybe he was referencing the alternate universe where they are shipping @ 400 units a day

These people will lie about everything & anything !!!!

(Q) Is your name NASSER  ?

(A) No.. my name is NASSER....thanks

Hi Nasser!

First- I dont have any jally orders.

Second - Maybe you have balls to answer:

Full Speed? When we all said to Josh  "shut up and go to send our asics" we didnt mean "go to assemble some line of easiest and fastest-to-assemble product". Its clearly doenst work:

So whats the matter? Sorry, Nasser, Can i use Josh style? You are so complete idiots that after getting:
1) 6x power consumption, so totally failed with chips. FAIL (Your fail, Nasser? Are you really engineer?)
2) "products" are loud as my friends harley  STILL FAIL WITH CHIPS
3) delay about 1 year SOME ON BFL IS BRAIN DAMAGED?
4) Why 1 men - Burnin - have done better work than whole you BFL?

you cant even be polite with customers? You josh is really some braindamaged idiot with no respect.

Jody seems to be also from some "wonderland". If you company have claimed that PRODUCTS (not product line) will ship by paydate, then HOW jalopenos can be shipped 12-14 Feb? Is Jody so stupid that she cannot check what was the paydate of latest shipped Jalopeno? Or they are "in production"?
OH NOW I KNOW WHY WE CANNOT GET UNITS AMOUNT SHIPPED BY DAY,  YOU ARE VERY BAD WITH NUMBERS.

 You? You are currently live on mars with Curiosity as your friend, cos you still say:

Also this forum is only place, where i can write all this, because you delete all posts like this, idiots.


So, questions after this "intro":
1) Can we get a report, how much and what units have been shipped by every day from last 2 weeks?
2) By current shipping speed, when REALLY every product line will touch 1st of April 2013 order date shipping. Or you can say how much units and what units is currently ordered but not delivered.

If you cannot answer ever those 2 simple question: Get lost from this forum, post your bullshit on your forum.

The business practices of BLF are definitely RIDICULOUS, is the worst company I ever see.

LIARS

 >:(

Dear Techkojj,

To address your concern, production of jalapenos have not been halted, and we have been producing them at very high-speed since the beginning (as it's easier to assemble).


Thanks,
Nasser


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Like LS and Singles are order of magnitude more complex to assemble!

If Jala is not halted why is shipping of Jalas HALTED???

Are you stock piling newly assembled Jalas for future consideration?

Why are all BFL rep posts mostly DOUBLETALK?

...because they're thieves and giving straight answers would make that moar obvious to moar people.

Production has not been halted, just temporarily suspended.

Halted=Suspended

Both = no production


STOP THE DOUBLE TALK  >:(

I suspect cp1's comment was undetected sarcasm.

well, you did "purchase" a bfl "product", so by definition you got fucked.

fucked hard.

suspending production while your roi goes out the window...

the best you can do now is sell off your preorder for maybe slightly more than what you paid.

good luck on your unfucking.

Are you literally retarded? BFL gave him free money by canceling his order (Well, freely gave him back his money).  Would it have even shipped by now if they hadn't?

Do you think he wishes he had an order with BFL at this point in time? Or at any point in time in the past several months?

When you read your posts it's like you have no idea people actually like money and get upset when it's stolen from them.

No,no,no...........BFL helped him "hedge" his money  :D

You don't do any research and call ME retarded? ::)  It was a day 1 order.  ::)