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Hello,
my name is Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader of Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

As an professional expert in money I am interested in anything related with the Bitcoin.

Feel free to give some advice on the Bitcoin.

Oh glorious leader, before we give you advice on what you already know, I must ask, how is Kim Jong Nam doing?

Please for all that is good in this world stay away from bitcoin you crazy fuck.

Haha, I won't fall for your trap, Dear Leader.

Everyone knows you are a master of money and we eagerly await your teachings.

Please take a picture of yourself while holding a paper with "bitcointalk" and today's date written on it, just to verify it's really you Kim. If you are able to put a shoe on your head when taking the photo you can leave the piece of paper out.

Belly wouldn't fit the screen, no matter how far.  Sorry.

See?  I made up an excuse for him!!!  Special Honours!

So is there a bitcoin qt PPA for the Red Star operating system?  ;D
Anyway, forget about asking for a loan.  >:(

"The North Koreans need your help.  We need a 1000 BTC loan in order to support a new mining rig, for mining the deep, deep depths of my belly button. "

If you guys see any loan request like this, it's legit, be sure to loan your coins to him!  ;D

Professional expert on money?
Yet you still need advice in bitcoins?
Free your citizens then we'll give you advice on you to kill yourself :P

How's Dennis doing over there coaching your basketball team?

Do you have collateral.

Supreme Leader:

With the rises in difficulty, it will unfortunately not be possible for your human miners to shift from coal and iron and instead profitably perform forced manual hashing. The cost of pencils and scratch paper would likely exceed their hashing output.

Accordingly, I recommend that you order electronic mining equipment from a company named Butterfly Labs, specifically, the Monarch.

Yours in humility,

Supreme leader why are you so great?

Yo Kim, whatsup.

Make sure to always use Escrow :D

Glorious engineers of North Korea have developed the world's fastest Bitcoin hashing machines.

North Korea is best Korea

Can we purchase these great machines from you in Canada?! Our mines are slow and weak compared to the vast and fast mines of North Korea.

Supreme Leader, I am honored that you visit this god forsaken place. Please show us your technology.

This is stupid.. why do staff allowed obvious troll profiles?!

*edit*
Staff seems to condone these kind of profiles! Sad for BTCT

i didnt know they had the internet over there.... if they dont then there cant be bitcoin :-\

LOL what if hes really evil and his translators nice

You can buy lobster and ammunition with btc....that's all you need

A thousand times this.

O supreme leader. Do buy a BitFury USB Miner from me. I will ship to NoKor. Only 0.9 BTC per item. Bulk Discounts apply.

Start mining Ass!   ;D

Supreme Leader, you should buy and sell bitcoins at the right moment so you are able to make a decent profit. It's brilliant!

Oh mighty commander general of our glorious democratic republic (best countrey in the word), please accept my deepest gratitude for the heroic services you have done for my family and I. Your mighty power has blessed us with a great harvest of bit-coin electronic web currency unit (accessible by computing device of western country).

Please accept my gift of twenty one million internet money units available for you to claim within the next 2 0 minutes.

Oh Supreme Leader,

How does your glorious country keep ahead of the rest of the world in the technology sector, and keep the number one spot for protecting human rights?

Truly a wonder to behold.


P.S. Is it true you had an ex-girlfriend killed by firing squad?

Would you sell a MiG 21 at a good price? Would like to have one in my front yard.

Yes, shoe on head please.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2012/02/29/Foreign/Images/n2291.jpg

No No! Shut the miner down!!!

1 word... BULL SHIT (oh wait thats two :( )

Lol welcome  :o

Wherever you post you seem to rip on people or stuff. Do you enjoy being a jerk or are you honestly just trying to help the community not get scammed or believe silly things? You do it so much that it MUST be one or the other.

Really at this point, there are soo many scammers that it's sickening... What makes you think that this is a leader of Korea? Oh btw this is Obama.... I can't give you proof, cuz I just had plastic surgery and I look completely different right now.. ;)

This must be legit.

 :D ;D :D ;D :D

Why post this here? Why not make another thread about him?

nobody taking notice of this here just post a thread and then do this its just waste here

I consider this to be very serious. Matt is a crucial individual within SolarWind, I want to make absolutely sure that anyone who has contact with the UserID 'shadizzle' knows that the account has been compromised. I would be very upset if someone was scammed out of their BTC because of the association of the UserID and SolarWind and it was because I did not warn them when I could have.

Please don't vandalize Supreme Leaders Glorious Thread with your tales of magic solarwind scams.

I am wondering.
Is it allowed to have btc in North Korea?
How much btc do you have?