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BTCHello enlightened ones -

I have been unsuccessfully attempting to use this site for 7 (SEVEN) months.  I am not computeriliterate to such a degree where this should be even remotely possible.  So, my questions are, weighted in order;

1. WHY THE F*** AM I SEARCHING TOO FAST?!
2. WHY THE F*** AM I LOGGING IN TOO FAST!?
3. WHY THE F*** AM I WAITING 45 SECONDS?!
3a.                       DRUMLOLL

(2bnylonvicfirth)RRLLRLlRLrLRrlLRlLRLLRR

5. WHY THE FUCK IS THE BEST, MOST INSIGHTFUL AND DEEPLY RICH BTC DISCUSSION BOARD SO WOEFULLY INACCESSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

PREDICKTION - This post will result in either temporary ban, with demonstrative message about misuse of newbtroduction post and or instapermaban. 

6. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE

And a cool, collected, Fuck You if this doesn't allow me access. 


Thanks!!

Can someone please use Google translate and tell me what this guy just posted?

That was funny

If you don't know why you are doing this, maybe you should visit a doctor.

This is the Bitcoin forum, not a help forum for compulsive acts.

THE POLL EXISTS NOT TO OGLE BTCITCHES -

              IT'S THE WHISTLE
             YOU'RE BEN SAVAGE
            

Your problem has nothing to do with "computer literacy" and everything to do with basic English literacy.

Step 1. Create an account.
Step 2. Create a post in the Newbie sub forum.
Step 3. Don't flood the forum with silly useless spam. Take some time to do some reading and thinking between your posts, keeping your activity to no more than 1 post every 5 minutes.
Step 4. After at least 16 posts and a bit more than 2 weeks, you'll have full access.

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In earnest, I appreciate a concise and informative explanation of basic rights/privileges and the time table in which they are to be expected. Thank you.

In response to your egregious and obviously erroneous assessment of my ineptitude re: English literacy;
I have two questions for YOU.

1. I sense in your response an insinuation that I am spamming with useless posts, when a Herocock like yourself (or your superior XCocks) demand that I do, PRECISELY THAT IN ORDER TO EARN THE RIGHT -- TO THE FREE SHARING OF INFORMATION.  SO I FUCKING SHOVE AI, SHOWDOWN MIGHTY HEROCOCK BECAUSE ALL THIS FORUM IS - IS USELESS GODDAMN SPAM

2. How do I add -/+1's?

2a. DURRR

TO HARDLYQUINN OVEH EHER -

It is evident to me, that compostion is the very bedrock upon which all internet message boards are founded.  If I didn't not have the compostion to create less than transparent word conglomerates I would not be here.  If you did not have the compostion to say what you have in response (WITHOUT RIDING THE POLL, THUS HAR"DLY"QUINN - RIDE IT BTCITCH) you would not have contributed to this monumentally important, mandatory Boob Saibot Post.

Followed by 1 question.  A perfect example of the aforementioned ineptitude.


You don't appear to add much value to this community.  I thank you for providing me an early indication of the need to click your ignore button.  You've saved me from wasting a lot of time on your future useless posts.

NOBODY GOOGLE TRANNIES MY REATRED WORDSPLAY

            NOBODY

I'd like to get whatever that dude is taking. Can someone link me to the appropriate seller on Silkroad? KTHX.

BTCOBRIETY IS A BTC - USE STEVIA - GROW YOUR OWN AND EAT LOCAL - TRADE YOUR M3 FOR A SCHWINN FTWIN

TAKE A HIKE AND YOU'LL BE ON ME

A HA!

www.sealswithclubs.eu

Thanks.

I will bookmark this thread of awesome and use it as a reply when someone complains about the noob forum restrictions. 

Confusing all caps rant, why the fuck indeed?

There is a post called NEWBIE README. Have you read it?

Honestly, it frustrates me too. If it helps, you just need 10 more "activity" to get out of the 360 seconds limit: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=253190.msg2702160#msg2702160

Good luck. I'm getting there myself.

 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

This is either a really good troll or a bandmember from Syndrome of a Down.

I once drank SURGE COLA BEFORE DRINKING AN ENTIRE 2 liter of SYOAD. 

This is no troll. This is tsifknits

see me at seals BTCTCtalkers

www.sealswithclubs.eu

CCUUURRRRSSE

My gripe with the forum is that edited posts don't show that they were edited nor the date of change.

Of course. All you have to do is change the theme in Profile --> Look and Layout Preferences.

*Did I just post something useful in a troll thread?  :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc

It's really not that bad. Basically, just spend a little time on the forums and make some more posts. There's got to be ways to prevent bots/spam/etc.  :)

You just need to leave newbie jail, and all of your problems will be solved ::)

BTC TROLLS OF THE MICROCOSM - DISSIPATE, RELEGATE, ABNIGATE AND UNINILATE

1. The BTC is enormous there is no escape.

b. The purpose of swamp crew is to win Jamatrix

3. ????

Before I sink my nine into the pardon me THERE IS A POLLING IN PRO CESS.

POLL RESULTS WERE A CLEAN SWEEP and  --- IT BEING SUNDAY --- TWICELY

FUCK YOULL COUCH BITCOINTALKBOON SAIBOTS

FUCK
YOULL,

Avante Retarde

If this is indicative of the effectiveness of the post restrictions, then this is exactly the kind of idiot they're keeping out.

Keep up the good work.

(Yes, I know, I'll stop feeding now.)

Why has the best forum for BTC discussion not deleted this useless thread of rant and DJSKLFJDSLKJDSKFJL yet?
Please use proper English, and calm yourself. :P

BTCecause to do so would invalidate the veracity of my OP.

Sincerely,
A very mentally ill, poorly articulated, callow, husk of a man. :-*