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Mods comment:

Not allowed to offer such a service on this forum, it IS illegal...everywhere. So I've replaced the advert with this text. The advert is not to be reproduced.

However this thread (as it's gained a lot of interest) will be allowed to continue in a different location.

Nefario.

why not just start an assassination market? Less work, more cash and much more easily internationalized.

lolface

I am a killer to, for 0.1 BTC I can kill the member named LeFBI on this boad.

Someone interested?

yes, ill pay but it should be free considering he's trying to illicit illegal activities...  :(

it is free, the 0.1 BTC is just to buy the bullet  ;D

LeFBI, any example of made jobs? :)

wow I really need such a contatact!!11

So do I, even on this continet!

Basically my offer is the same service as this one, click (http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=27500.0), but with a different and imho more effective method used. Want to get rid of some rat that has robbed you, cheated you or that you just dislike and hate?

Since it's the first offer in this forum...no one can confirm it here yet. But you can see that i keep my word by reading the threads in my signature (i set 210BTC as bounty for the first people who get a bitcoin tattoo and i paid them, click  (http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=27958.0), click (http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=24176.0))

My engrish and typing is not purfect, i is not native speaker!!!!11
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I mean providing some info about victims. If there is any of course. You offer a contact to a guy who will kill someone. It is not so easy as we all see in movies, so we have to be sure somehow about his...professional skills :)

For myself, it is simple to prove

JFK it was me ;)

don't worry I am a pro

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE DEVELOPERS REMOVED THE FORUM LINK FROM BITCOIN.ORG HOMEPAGE...

FFS... STOP THIS NONSENSE! ADMINS, BAN THIS DUDE IMMEDIATELY!

It would be unprofessional to release information about finished jobs, it could be embarrassing for the client who payed for the job. I also am just the middle man and usually don't know the victims.

To be more precise it's not only one guy, different persons in different areas.

It's all perfectly legal. What's your problem?

But how do we know killer would get things done correctly? It`s not like buying soda, we need some guarantees, and not from you because you`re not the one who`s involved in "action" :)

Also, why do you say it is legal? Which place on Earth allow killing contracts? Somalia? :)

It's a question of trust, if you don't trust me then don't place an order. Revealing information on finished jobs might be embarassing for the customer, it's common in this business to not talk about where/what jobs where done. It's just an offer...take it or leave it.

Getting you in contact with someone to kill an annoying, cheating or robbing rat is not illegal. I do it for justice.

Good gravy. This thread will be gone very soon when mods come online.

Still, while it is here, I will comment that after seeing a story on TV about an 11-year-old girl who was kidnapped and kept as a sex-slave for 18 years by a convicted pedophile in his back yard, I got angry to the point of contemplating something like this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping_of_Jaycee_Lee_Dugard)

I pondered whether I could make an anonymous offer to pay bitcoins to anyone who killed a known high-risk (unrepentant, unreformed, likely to re-offend) convicted pedophile out on probation after his wrist-slap sentence was served.

I eventually calmed down enough to see that it wouldn't be a good idea, for a number of reasons, but I'm very sympathetic to anyone who has inclinations in that direction.

My problem is none. But maybe it will be a problem for the forum admins when the FBI(and i don't mean you) come knocking on their door because of things like this. Or maybe to rackspace or sourceforge, the companies that are hosting the forum...

Conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to commit a felony, conspiracy to commit assassination, conspiracy to commit a federal crime

Just a few federal offenses you have already done if you live in the US

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/18/I/51/1116
18 U.S.C. § 1116 : US Code - Section 1116

Sure you can later claim it as a "troll" if you get figured out.
Remember it's something which nets you 25 years to life, or the death penalty in some states

Even if you're not in the US, it's still punishable in nearly all countries of the world
If you really were selling such a service or offering middle-man arbitrage, you wouldn't be doing it on an open unencrypted forum of a web currency.

All in all, a good way to attempt a 100BTC scam or the more likely explanation of boredom and attention seeking, although a very dumb method

I'm not against people trolling for fun, I'm against people who think there are
no real life consequences online just because you use a few proxies, in short I'm against stupidity

I've removed the actual offer of this service in this thread as it really IS illegal. Please no more offering of contract killing.

However the thread will be allowed to live on if discussion covers theory instead of practice, if you know what I mean.

Nefario.

That would be cruel self justice, good that you didn't do it.

Angry mob: you should read my offer and comments again...carefully. All perfectly legal.

Yes it would be. I'm confused though - I thought you started this thread to find people wanting cruel self justice and willing to pay for it? If you are against murdering the most evil among us, who were you thinking would be murdered that you would be ok with?

It's not, acting as an intermediary makes you an accessory by legal definition
Accessory to conspiracy to commit murder and abetting a felony makes your offer a federal crime even before anything has taken place

Just because you don't make the hit doesn't mean you aren't criminally liable
http://topics.law.cornell.edu/wex/accessory_before_the_fact

See the Supreme Court ruling on Standefer vs. the United States
http://supreme.justia.com/us/447/10/case.html

Reading this, just sounds so Hilarious. I'm just LoL'ing, rofl.

Creatures that society doesn't need in their neighborhood. I would be ok with it because my offer is not that kind of self justice that you wanted to do.

There are hundreds of registered sex offenders living within a few miles of my house, some of which are level-3 dangerous violent predators who are considered highly likely to re-offend. One of them used to stand and watch the grade-schoolers walking out of our local elementary school every day until we called the police enough times to discourage him.

If these guys don't meet your criteria of "Creatures that society doesn't need in their neighborhood." I can't imagine who does.

i still think this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_market (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_market) would work best.

dear angry mob:
This thread started with the words: "Want to get rid of some rat that has robbed you, cheated you or that you just dislike and hate?"
Followed by an offer to get you in contact with a contract killer.

The "rat" was meant literally and the contract killer would have been your local pest patrol. Read my comments again, i never wrote anything about killing humans.

A pity that no one found out, the first one who would have mentioned it would have gotten 1btc :'(

or silkroad

HA!

Well played sir. I choose to believe this. :D

Edit:
What makes this really funny is how willing everyone was to believe this was an actual assassination market.

I love it! Fantastic joke! Any BTC paid to you for that service would be well deserved.

How can a rat cheat on you? Did he promised loyalty?

You are just trying to get out of it like it was nothing. Too bad you can't un-write all the quotes ;)

psy: u mad?

"cheat" has more than one meaning.

Why would i want un-write any quotes? I even asked Nefario to restore the original thread start, i'm not trying to make anything disappear.

There is no need to get out of anything. You're just angry because you got fooled by a little wordplay.

Angry? LOL

No, you're scared shitless the feds will bust down your door so you did what countless people before you have done:


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/another-4chan-user-gets-busted-fbi
http://news.oneindia.in/2009/01/10/internet-death-threat-to-obama-leads-to-southern-californian.html

I don't care enough to report some guy in his moms basement looking for some weekend excitement because he's out of money, but someone else probably does.
Hell, the cops don't care or know if you're just "playing a joke" or "actually talking about rats u mad lololo"

All they need is the original post as evidence even if you claim 'prank'

(TL;DR: I'm not going to report anything, just saying cover your ass before making dumb jokes unless you want to be just another statistic)

psy: a rat can trick you.
Jack of Diamonds: yeah scared as shit. i nearly wet my pants here. let's see if the feds have nothing better to do than reading this thread. i'll go to the cinema and watch a movie meanwhile.

still angry mob:
if my comments were about killing humans...explain my comments where i wrote "rat" again and again, denied that my service was illegal and even said self justice (in case of murdering humans) for bitcoins is bad:click (http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=30921.msg388853#msg388853),click (http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=30921.msg388940#msg388940),click (http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=30921.msg389041#msg389041),click (http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=30921.msg389152#msg389152),click (http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=30921.msg389207#msg389207) . Oh wait, these are all comments i've written in this thread before giving the rat-hint. Don't be mad...you've been fooled, that's all. ^^,

Since you wanted to get technical with words:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/rat

Most modern uses of the word refer to the concept of a person just as Rwandans used the word 'cockroach' during the mass extermination of tutsis and moderate hutu people in 1994.

So you might have wanted to pick a better cop-out word & explain it to the judge.
In your context it can only be intepreted as a human being, how many people have been robbed (def. stolen by the use of coercion and violence) by a rodent?

there is a tor message board  that is supposedly a hitman classifieds/work for hire sort of thing....most of the post are obvious jokes, but a few of the people on there claim to be serious.   

And why did you leave out point one in your above Oxford quote? On rank 1, http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/rat:
If you search on google (http://www.google.com/search?q=rat), bing (http://www.bing.com/search?q=rat) or yahoo (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=rat) for "rat", the first result (text and images) is the animal. Even in your quoted sources, the animal was ranked on first place.

I don't know any exact numbers, sry. But it's possible that a rat scratches your face, bites you in your hand and steals the cheese from your sandwich.

No, it's one way to interpret it but it's not the only one. It was a simple wordplay....not more, not less. If you don't like it, ok. Now let's get over it, life (literally) goes on. ;-)


^^^^^let's burn him for knowing such a shady place!!!!11 :o)

OMG He said he wants to burn someone!!!!!

You're going to jail; no backsies!

Oh Snap......he got me......
http://www.imagebanana.com/img/6a13zy47/this.gif ...............................burn him too!!!

I LOLed.
Especially when I went back and read formerly opaque sentences like "creatures no one needs in their neighborhood"
WP OP

Yes, and that link you saw so well points to a google search, it doesn't point to this forum... hovering your mouse on the link to see where it goes is simpler that taking a screenshot and making a circle around the link, yet, you failed to do so LOL

and what is the first result? the only thing they are doing is failing to hide that they also indirectly run the forums as well.

Yup, that's it! I guess them wanting to move the forum to another domain doesn't mean sh*t  ::)

You guys continue to just not get it. if you have any intentions of attracting mainstream merchants and consumers this thread and anything similar shoud be deleted and the creators warned of possible banishment.

This juvenile crap is extremely bad for business.

+1
Smalleyster and Jack of Diamonds get it.

I also do juvenile crap(and i enjoy it), but this thread is way out of line.
Good thing that at least some of you still have brains.

i think its just as bad for you guys to say that this is bad for business, let me tell you this, everyday i am sure that USD for life deals happen daily, i think i can be sure that when i say this has never happened in BC, i would be right, at least for the time being, and hopefully forever.

The forum is not a business only forum, it's for the members of the bitcoin community to discuss bitcoin related things.

Was this thread a little juvenile, yes, however the offending posts have had the offending content removed.

However you view it, this is a community forum, and the thread now meets the basic rules to exist, LeFBI is a part of this community as much as anyone else.

Nefario.

Its a trap...

Don't be mad because the OP made you look stupid. Shit happens...

This thread is not out of line. What's wrong with selling exterminator contracts for bitcoins? It's the people like YOU who apparently don't know the difference between a rat and a human-being who caused this thread to stray off-topic to hired assasination of pedofiles and such.

If anyone's being juvenile, it's you. Grow up, admit you were wrong, and save yourself the embarassment.

Well let's just keep this thread on the top jst to keep repectable mercants away from the preciously juvenile bitcoin community as growing up is way too much work.