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Title: TMIBITW Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on November 02, 2013, 06:10:39 AM Title: Re: TMIBITW Post by: nimda on November 02, 2013, 03:59:09 PM Image is down?
Title: Re: TMIBITW Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on November 02, 2013, 05:16:09 PM Wait what? Surely, you've heard of Bitcoin Jesus and Bitcoin Moses. Well, I'm TMIBITW (self annointed). Some day, in your lifetime, all three will be together for a photoshoot provided, of course, such an event is photographable. To prove that I'm TMIBITW, I offer up the following: I once saved a bar full of patrons from being eaten by a 750 lb bear, by single-handedly wrestling it to the ground so that another person was able to put a collar and chain on it, whereupon I walked it 100 miles and released it back into the wild. http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8450/8065043794_3f501abe5e_n.jpg I once donned one of genjix's dresses and went undercover as Rassah's mother to round up all the zombies and vampires. http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7178/6854289715_027bcc904b_n.jpg I once baked a cake. http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6210/6087136461_8197c83449_m.jpg I once captured all of NSA's spying pigeons, sans one, but no need to worry about that one and the message it was carrying, for I personally saw it swan dive into a chimney. To this day the NSA hasn't a clue as to whom truly accomplished said act, for I was disguised as Amir Taaki donning a beard. http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6200/6036675197_1fa7cc15b2_n.jpg I once brokered a deal with a recently unknown tribe to build a casino on their sovereign land. As a gift, I was presented with their last remaining virgin to do with her as I wish. And I did! I still recall her crying each and everything she came, sometimes two dozen or more times a night. She used to asked me when would it end, whereupon I replied, "In two weeks." Sadly, she started crying upon hearing that reply, but not with tears of ecstasy, for she never wanted it to end. http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7178/6854289725_3ee9a4afb7_n.jpg I steal barn wood--at night. http://m0.i.pbase.com/g4/95/519495/2/133264280.IlPXN8dG.jpg I don't normally brag about being TMIBITW, but when I do, I start a thread and show proof. Title: Re: TMIBITW Post by: MiningBuddy on November 02, 2013, 05:38:57 PM PG is like that weird grandpa everyone wishes they had :D
Title: Re: TMIBITW Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on November 02, 2013, 07:59:02 PM PG is like that weird grandpa everyone wishes they had :D There is a good chance that PG is your weird grandpa. Like your avatar. My latest adventure: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=323580 ~TMIBITW Title: Re: TMIBITW Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on November 04, 2013, 02:42:28 AM I once trained a Chinese dude to take pictures of cameras.
https://i.imgur.com/aem3s.jpg I once dated this girl, and still see her every Wednesday night. https://i.imgur.com/e9jTxh.jpg Creatures in the woods offer me brewskis just because... http://helektron.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bruno_torfs-2.jpg ...I'm TMIBITW. |
