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Today is April first dude.   :D :D :D

I don't like new new rank requirements, which are almost unable to understand comprehensively. Nevertheless, even with the old rank requirements that related only to merit system, I don't believe that you can rank up with such over-bolded, increase-sized thread.
Let's see what happen next days, after 1st of April.

Can someone make an infographic?

With the recent drop, yeah...

Hello sir. In order to achieve the Legendary position, you will need to pray each day at 6 to the holy Theymos. After that, take a cow and dress it as a Japanese cow, take a walk with it and then you will achieve the holy goal of earning some f-merits.
Do not despair, my dear companion, for the light is here and we all are holy soldiers in the undertaken of fighting bitcoin heresy.
After the cow goes to sleep, you will need to offer some covfefe to a statue of Satoshi Nakamoto, you can make it yourself with some paper, but it has to be holy paper (further instructions: speak to the cow).
In order to get some virtue, you will need to begin every thread with an apology, you can find many examples of the "Beginners &help" board.
If you want to achieve some karma, then you will need to trade your virtue (be aware of scammers, they only accept coins, it is better to offer yourself to the holy moderators, for they accept virgins) -further instructions: ask the cow.
If you want to rank-up faster, the best way is to become a holy soldier and to persecute scammers, you can see many examples on the "Meta" board, here on the forum.
And, finally, never forget to ask the cow. For in she resides Satoshis spirit, and all the answer you seek.
Best wishes, dear companion.
Please notice I've written it with the absolute respect towards your holy person.
Have a really nice day, sir.

Everyone wants to rank up buddy, and believe me or not personally i have not completely understood the new rank requirements either but i think it is multiple factor formula now and it will eventually help everyone rank faster, even if you are good in a couple of factors, so smile sir!

Lmao, well said sir, if OP do that then he/she have a Legendary account? haha, holy cow.

Well, don't mind if you are not having a f*merit just continue posting and share an idea in the genuine thread, and who knows after that you will receive a merit without knowing that they like your post. Don't lose hope and also don't rushing just to rank up, maybe after 2years of this forum there's a flood of members and jr.member account that stuck on their rank. ;D ;D

The new rules implemented by sir theymos is very nice and transparency in behaviour especially those higher ranks.
Try to look out those Legendary rank who's arrogant here in the forum they have less politeness in their stat profile. :P :P

I wonder how many people ranked up after merit upgrade, I m afraid that the amount is 0. fmerit= fuck merit

Worst English I've ever seen in my life :))). I don't know what should I say atm after I read your topic, it made me really shock because of your English :))). At first "I" not "Me", "English" not "Inglish", so many mistakes in just few sentences. It's the main reason why you never being received any Merit.

This Is My Answer To Your Comment:

No shit Sherlock, there are more wrongly written words than correct ones.

This is just play by our adminstrator Theymos for April day. Please do not take this as a serious think until he confirms his reply about this. I see more than 50 threads has been created to talk about the new implementation in this forum without understanding it as a fools day kick.

Please are well in English also did not get the enough merits to rank up here. If you want to join in bounties already you eligible to participate in bounties as you are in member rank.

Then concentrate in the section such as meta and give early answers for the people who need the answer for the issue they have. Then you may get merits mate.

Yeah, someone please do it. With infographics about new new rank requirements, you will have lots of chances to earn lots of different points (imagination, virture, merits and sMerits - of course (might be fmerits too).
Please do it to earn lots of things, take advantage and rank up with new new rank requirements.

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Sir I like to apply to campaig, sir plz accept me I try to make a good quality post....sir I need ths job I can do job for you if u give me the chance.  Thnks you sir dev!

Life is changing, so you'll just have to adapt and go with the flow.

Haha... that's what makes more politeness sir applying how many times in signature campaign even though they see that currently full.
Then when the payment was received just like this..

Confirming the payments received sir thank you so much...blah blah blah.

That words relate so much.  ;D ;D ;D


Waiting for the further update with the new ranking system rule by sir theymos.

These are only the last three posts in this thread (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2833346.1160):



The thread is now bloated to a whopping 59 pages, full of shitposts like the above.  Not only that, but you can find the same thing happening on pretty much every thread in Bitcoin Discussion, Economics, and a few other sections--and now they're starting to invade Meta, which is ironic since they never seemed to care about the forum before they were required to earn merits.  Now all of a sudden, we're getting shitposters writing how other shitposters should "make a quality post". 

It's hard to rank up because you guys are just too lazy and impatient and illiterate.  Bottom line.

you guys are taking this too seriously!! :D :P
read the fine small prints on the bottom right corner, :-* you will smile to yourself
btw it's already april 2nd! the new stats are still here! omg... omg... I'm doomed, it's for real ;)