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Yup, the topic is right!
I will help you out with anything you need.

I am having a bit of free time everyday and I usually try to learn as much as I can about... well... pretty much everything. That is how I came to know BTC and this forum.

I am not a tech person, but, modesty aside, I am pretty smart and could help out with many differente things. I guess what I can do best is problem solving, regardless of the area related.
Things that I am / can do:
-Major in Business Administration
-Major in Philosophy
-Languages: English, Portuguese and Spanish
-I play saxophone, guitar and harmônica
-I draw fairly well, ranging from manga to 3D
-I write stories, papers, etc.
-I play most sports
-I have licenses for most motorized vehicles, including single engine planes, motorboats, motorcycle Racing, cars, trucks

I am currently a Project Manager in a multinational company and can help out with business related matters as well.

If I can't do what you need, I will tell you right off.
I might not necessarily charge anything. In fact, I am willing to do whatever you need and then you decide what it is Worth to you.

Since this is the most basic topic around, I will answer right off the bat: no, I cannot program in any language.
I have a basic enough understanding that I can see something and understand what it is, but not more than that.

I can help you out with anything from advices, to business strategies, problem solving, school assignments, etc.

PM me or write here what you need and I will see what I can do for you.

I can't think of anything I need but I think this is a neat idea to get some btc

I lost my car keys help?

Magazine, if you are serious, I can definitely help you find your car keys!
I am quite good at that!

Send me a PM with as much details as you can about the situation.
I will make mental exercises with you to see if I can help you find it.

How much experience do you have as a hitman? I would like someone taken care of.

Do you need a permanent solution to a problem sir?

I respectfully decline to help you with killing people, haha.

I guess torture is also out of the question? Thanks anyway. :(

Help to find a cure for my tinnitus  :(

Physical torture, yes.
Psichological torture, no. I can help you with that. PM me with details if you really want this.

I assume you already saw the possible treatments listed under the "Treatments" section of the attached page?
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinnitus
If yes, then PM me with the details of your specific condition. I think I can help you out.

I would like you to find a cure for cancer, and a strategy that will help me legitimately win the lottery.

How exactly do you want him to be located? You want to know where he lives?

Really?? No one needs help with anything?
What a trouble-free world we live in! Haha

I will pay you 10 Bitcoin if you can get me access to Ross William Ulbricht's bitcoin wallet, with password

PM me with the information ;)

screw this guy, I will give you 11 bitcoins and some sherbert lemons

Can you tell me if I am sleeping ? How to wake up ?

How to get new clients for your business ?

I can give you that strategy for free: Have a shitload of money and buy ever increasing number of tickets

You'll win eventually

Legit

You cannot feel pain in your sleep, so if you want to check, stab yourself with a sharp object (knife, pen, etc).

EDIT: i would also suggest leaping out of window, but that can actually be PAINLESS so screw that

It's not true, in a dream you can feel pain. Everything that happen around you feels normal. Nothing can tell you that you are dreaming unless you start to believe you are dreaming.

Could you post/link to some of your work. I'm always looking for capable people who can help me with game art or menu art.

I would argue but I cannot find any good sources at this moment :( .

Even if I get mutilated in my dream I do not feel physiological pain. Be it a bitten off arm, or a shiv in my back. It's shocking, but not painful. Real pain, like cramps while you are sleeping   - you will definitely feel those and and wake up to them.

You don't get to wake up from smelling things in your dreams though, like from smoke in a fire. But you may imagine smelling something during a dream sequence.

It is a "Subjective tinnitus" what I have and suffer from over 25 years. Too many causes, and tried many solution, but anyway thanks, didn't see that page before. "Transcranial magnetic stimulation" sound interesting (Addams Family style, LOL)! Will buy a super magnet and try it! * ;D




*just joking (maybe)

This is a BIG can-do!

PM me with the details of your business.
Customer capture and retention is something I have worked with for many years!

Glad to have helped!
If this really bothers you, try some of the more simple things listed in the page. You can progressively try the more difficult things till you find something that works. I am sure that you can find something to make it stop!

If your situations gets better as a result of this discussion, remeber me and my wallet address (found in my signature), hehe.

Ohhh, cool, another thing that I can help with!
You guys are giving way too complicated solutions.

The easiest way to see if you are dreaming or not is to try to flip on the lights of a room.
In dreams, there is never any variance in light, so if you tried to turn the lights on or off, nothing would happen.
If you try this during one of your dreams, don't be surprised if you end up waking up out of the excitement of discovering that you are dreaming.
If you are able to concentrate enough in a dream to try to turn a light on or off to see if you are dreaming, you are a very good candidate for lucid dreaming, which is something VERY fun!
If anyone is interested in knowing more about this, PM me.

i think you need a whole lot of money to actually get the odds to even have a fighting chance of winning the lottery

Why are you so sure, have you ever tried it, lol?

Somehow in my dreams I either never have such questions and take everything for real or I know for sure that I'm dreaming (which provides many funny options, lol)

I'm not sure, but in some cases you can die faster than pain sets in or disable your nerve system before you die.


funny options, true dat! In my case it usually loops, like dream in a dream (inception, lol). But still it's mostly uncontrollable, you may think you are in charge while you're actually not.


in the meantime : OP sorry for stealing your topic :)

The directed dream usually ends when you come close to your desired destination because you become too excited and too conscious about it and it doesn't flow naturally as an uncontrolled dream would (though too much excitement almost always awakes you in any case)

Yes, but this is the exact moment when you start lucid dreaming. If you practice, you can actually control your excitement and, consequently, your dreams as well. After a few times, you will already start the dreams controlling them. Nothing more awesome than just taking off in flight, or going to other planets, or finding any person you want and doing whatever you want with them.
There are a few things that can be done to help you lucid dream. If you want to know, we can talk in more detail. I suppose PM would be best, to not fill this topic with off-topic discussions.

I could use help finding business clients too, I am a CNC machinist and can make anything. If you find me orders for parts I can make I will pay you 10% of the sales price  :D

You can get an idea of what I do in my early threads, stuff like this

http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab357/pontiacg5_2010/20130702_105306_zpsfaaf6774.jpg

One step forward and you start day-dreaming and then dreams begin controlling you... ;D

I am still available, if anyone needs me.

I'm confused, did you miss my offer or just not like it at all?

More work I've done since...

http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab357/pontiacg5_2010/DSC_0161_zps6919d200.jpg