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Economy => Computer hardware => Topic started by: Mushroomized on November 07, 2013, 07:28:01 PM



Title: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on November 07, 2013, 07:28:01 PM
http://spinningflamingskull.com/images/an_spinning_flaming_skull.gifholy fucking shit look at thishttp://spinningflamingskull.com/images/an_spinning_flaming_skull.gif
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

https://www.bitmit.net/en/img/trade_uploads/2013/10/05/bitcoin-asic-miner-block-_a9902.jpg
WOW, THATS GREAT!

im selling 10 no, THIRTEEN asic block eruptors holy shit!

http://netanimations.net/santaguitar.gif

you might be asking -

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but mushroomized, thats amazing, surely i would pay 300$ for that!

NOPE, not 300, not 400 or even 200, but 295 USD!

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Wow! Jesus christ, that guy's insane - you might be thinking this, but would an insane person

THROW IN TWO D-LINK USB HUBS?

thats right, this badboy comes with two usb hubs i stuck together with some foam and tape, because i felt like it

now if your gentialia hasnt been inverted by the sheer amazingness of this offer, you probably didnt have any in the first place but

thats right


this comes with a USB ARTIC fan

point it at yourself, point it at the miners, plug it into your phone with a usb OTG cable and talk into so you sound like a fucking robot while you call your grandma while taking a dump i dont give a shit

you can order this badboy through bitmit, or if you are up to the challenge post an offer here and we can work out some escrow

http://www.netanimations.net/Moving-picture-skull-playing-coronet-animation.gif  https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/79360-bitcoin-asic-miner-block-erupter-kits-4-290-gh-s http://www.netanimations.net/Moving-picture-skull-playing-coronet-animation.gif



http://www.netanimations.net/skeltw2.gif


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: chanberg on November 07, 2013, 07:31:31 PM
lol " point it at yourself " AHHAHAHAHAHA


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: cxboyminer on November 07, 2013, 07:52:05 PM
This is by far the funniest ad i've ever seen! Meh... :P


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: cooldgamer on November 07, 2013, 07:55:42 PM
Awesome ad, not awesome price.  This thing will make about a dollar a day at current difficulty, and with how hard it's skyrocketing, you'll be lucky to make $30 out of the lifetime of it.


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on November 07, 2013, 08:00:05 PM
Awesome ad, not awesome price.  This thing will make about a dollar a day at current difficulty, and with how hard it's skyrocketing, you'll be lucky to make $30 out of the lifetime of it.

http://www.netanimations.net/animated-police-car-with-lights-flashing.gifhttp://www.netanimations.net/animated-police-car-with-lights-flashing.gifhttp://www.netanimations.net/animated-police-car-with-lights-flashing.gif
UH OH its the MINING PROFITABILITY POLICE



Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: IYFTech on November 07, 2013, 08:41:51 PM
Dude. THAT'S what I call an AD!!  :D :D

Kudos to ya, but I ain't gonna buy it.


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: kuusj98 on November 07, 2013, 09:20:46 PM
This is the most awesome start post I've ever read.


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: HotSwap on November 07, 2013, 10:56:41 PM
This is the most awesome start post I've ever read.
i concur, actually stayed to read the whole thing  :o


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: bcbigbud420 on November 08, 2013, 01:43:27 AM
Funniest ad I've read in awhile, thanks for the laugh ;D


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: CrazyGuy on November 08, 2013, 01:53:31 AM
Trade you a few sticks for that DSOne card.


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Jeffrey on November 08, 2013, 09:51:20 AM
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU USING?? I NEED IT!!

Pro advertisement

However.... I kinda lost what the deal is now lol.
13 erupters for $295?


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: guitarplinker on November 08, 2013, 02:29:32 PM
He needs to make the price smaller, make it looks like a smaller price. ;)


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: ingrownpocket on November 08, 2013, 02:34:57 PM
This is even better than those 6 pack abs in 0.1 day ads.


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on November 08, 2013, 04:52:00 PM
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU USING?? I NEED IT!!

Pro advertisement

However.... I kinda lost what the deal is now lol.
13 erupters for $295?
and usb hubs/a fan
im willing to haggle since the price is kind of high



Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: rammy2k2 on November 08, 2013, 05:11:18 PM
funniest sell thread ever


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: ABitcoinBrain on November 08, 2013, 05:56:38 PM
send me your donation wallet I will send 0.001 bitcoins for your ad... Best ad of the year... I'm going to call grandma and take a dump right now!


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on November 08, 2013, 08:33:42 PM
send me your donation wallet I will send 0.001 bitcoins for your ad... Best ad of the year... I'm going to call grandma and take a dump right now!

sure 1NNcXrNXyeoEkdtYXRfLNQtsciidCR8rBw

calling up grandma while dumping is what i refer to as calling grandma brown feel free to use this phrase


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: papaminer on November 08, 2013, 08:36:21 PM
BUTTERFLYLABS SHOULD HIRE YOU AND REPLACE INABA...

LOL


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on November 08, 2013, 09:21:34 PM
BUTTERFLYLABS SHOULD HIRE YOU AND REPLACE INABA...

LOL
they could hire anyone for that matter...


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: nachius on November 09, 2013, 12:55:08 AM
This seems like a simply amazing deal and I am ready to take the discounted offer of $50 via paypal or $35 paypal and .05 BTC for all 13 erupters, teh 2 hubs and the fan specifically because I want to sound like a robot while I take a dump because at the end of the day I don't get paid for 7 days and that's all I can afford and I don't want to pass this deal up!!


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on November 09, 2013, 02:06:06 AM
This seems like a simply amazing deal and I am ready to take the discounted offer of $50 via paypal or $35 paypal and .05 BTC for all 13 erupters, teh 2 hubs and the fan specifically because I want to sound like a robot while I take a dump because at the end of the day I don't get paid for 7 days and that's all I can afford and I don't want to pass this deal up!!
i never said that, i don't think you understand how  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)absolutely fucking serious i am about this ad


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: User705 on November 09, 2013, 05:09:07 AM
You are seriously missing your calling since mining clearly isn't for you.


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: smracer on November 09, 2013, 09:32:01 PM
This ad reminds me of websites from 1995.


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: DobZombie on November 10, 2013, 06:24:29 AM
So how much is Jesus Christ, and how much would you like for him?


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Xialla on November 10, 2013, 09:48:45 AM
whoaa, this adv is so fucking cool.) bump for you.


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: icey on November 10, 2013, 11:30:33 AM
You can probley get 300$ on eBay for these. The price has been steadily rising since they were discontinued


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: glendall on November 10, 2013, 09:51:52 PM
I love this but you forgot the part about three easy payments of $19.95  :P


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on November 10, 2013, 11:20:13 PM
You can probley get 300$ on eBay for these. The price has been steadily rising since they were discontinued
i want bitcoins tho

also now that bitmit is down inquire here about sales :)


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: nachius on November 11, 2013, 01:48:20 PM
This seems like a simply amazing deal and I am ready to take the discounted offer of $50 via paypal or $35 paypal and .05 BTC for all 13 erupters, teh 2 hubs and the fan specifically because I want to sound like a robot while I take a dump because at the end of the day I don't get paid for 7 days and that's all I can afford and I don't want to pass this deal up!!
i never said that, i don't think you understand how  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)absolutely fucking serious i am about this ad

I too am serious, but not at $295.  Offer still stands have mined a bit more now so can swing .1 BTC + some paypal in combination if interested.

If not please enjoy the killer Japanese seizure robots in the mean time:

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~cult/mirrors/seizure/



Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Bitcoinorama on November 11, 2013, 02:16:42 PM
You've just made my day!

And it's a Monday.

Monday rarely wants me to enjoy myself...>:(

You made Monday feel like it's Friday!!

Agreed stayed to read the whole thing, as well as the responses...;)




Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on November 12, 2013, 12:15:47 AM
This seems like a simply amazing deal and I am ready to take the discounted offer of $50 via paypal or $35 paypal and .05 BTC for all 13 erupters, teh 2 hubs and the fan specifically because I want to sound like a robot while I take a dump because at the end of the day I don't get paid for 7 days and that's all I can afford and I don't want to pass this deal up!!
i never said that, i don't think you understand how  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)absolutely fucking serious i am about this ad

I too am serious, but not at $295.  Offer still stands have mined a bit more now so can swing .1 BTC + some paypal in combination if interested.

If not please enjoy the killer Japanese seizure robots in the mean time:

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~cult/mirrors/seizure/


sorry bro bitcoin only, i dont have a paypal since i dont like willingly paying to get ripped off


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: danieldaniel on November 12, 2013, 12:17:48 AM
This seems like a simply amazing deal and I am ready to take the discounted offer of $50 via paypal or $35 paypal and .05 BTC for all 13 erupters, teh 2 hubs and the fan specifically because I want to sound like a robot while I take a dump because at the end of the day I don't get paid for 7 days and that's all I can afford and I don't want to pass this deal up!!
i never said that, i don't think you understand how  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)absolutely fucking serious i am about this ad
Fucking serious?  I dunno man... I think it's a little early in the relationship for that.

Anyways, I had no idea eruptors were discontinued! 


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on November 13, 2013, 09:13:35 PM
still selling these brotatoes and sistaros


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: machintab on November 14, 2013, 09:14:15 PM
very interested just sent you a pm


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on November 15, 2013, 08:16:31 PM
im going to have time to look over all my pms tongiht or tomoorw so much sworkwkorkwrokw rowkworo


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: crazyates on December 30, 2013, 05:58:33 AM
BWAHAHA! I missed this when it was posted, and someone just linked to it. That's great!

So did you end up selling them?


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: grendel25 on December 30, 2013, 06:04:44 AM
O...mg  lol.  This was greaat!!


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: miaviator on December 30, 2013, 06:19:39 AM
I almost don't want you to sell these just so I can watch your responses.

$100 for the lot.  With a printed copy of the ad signed to frame.


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on December 31, 2013, 06:08:48 AM
I almost don't want you to sell these just so I can watch your responses.

$100 for the lot.  With a printed copy of the ad signed to frame.
throw in 500000 dollars and we got a deal


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: SaltySpitoon on December 31, 2013, 06:11:42 AM
This is actually worth it now. There are a handful of people buying Erupters for 0.03-0.04 BTC per piece


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: datguys on December 31, 2013, 08:30:07 AM
http://www.netanimations.net/skeltw2.gif

is that how old you'll be before you get ROI?


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: vual on December 31, 2013, 12:06:12 PM
ill offer you 0.11 usd the lot.....
not because i want it, but because i liked this part of the add:

"point it at yourself, point it at the miners, plug it into your phone with a usb OTG cable and talk into so you sound like a fucking robot while you call your grandma while taking a dump i dont give a shit"


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on December 31, 2013, 06:14:08 PM
ill offer you 0.11 usd the lot.....
not because i want it, but because i liked this part of the add:

"point it at yourself, point it at the miners, plug it into your phone with a usb OTG cable and talk into so you sound like a fucking robot while you call your grandma while taking a dump i dont give a shit"
oh shit 11 cents? deal


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Mushroomized on January 06, 2014, 04:48:02 AM
cmon nerds


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: Kluge on August 24, 2014, 10:24:50 AM
Third best thread on forum.

(needed some ideas from here)


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: eoakland on August 24, 2014, 11:10:49 AM
OP awesome thread, thank you for the laugh. 


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: betterangels on August 25, 2014, 12:10:46 AM
Awesome ad, not awesome price.  This thing will make about a dollar a day at current difficulty, and with how hard it's skyrocketing, you'll be lucky to make $30 out of the lifetime of it.

http://www.netanimations.net/animated-police-car-with-lights-flashing.gifhttp://www.netanimations.net/animated-police-car-with-lights-flashing.gifhttp://www.netanimations.net/animated-police-car-with-lights-flashing.gif
UH OH its the MINING PROFITABILITY POLICE



hahahaha LOL
That's what I call an good AD  ;D


Title: Re: selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?
Post by: guitarplinker on August 25, 2014, 01:15:14 AM
I'm surprised these miners haven't sold yet. The advertising is so awesome!

"I stuck together with some foam and tape, because I felt like it."

Haha one of the many awesome parts of the ad.