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Hey everyone, I would like to offer my services as a psychic. Last night I had a dream and I was told by a mysterious figure that I have been upgraded to a "master psychic" and that "I must use my powers to make predictions on Bitcointalk". So here I am, the first Bitcoin Psychic ready to look into your future, give you information, help you make decisions and even provide some clues into the location of misplaced items for example.

I must add that sometimes my readings will not be 100% accurate, this is due to the universal energies which can distort the information that I read. I can however guarantee that I am usually correct most of the time. Readings will cost 0.03BTC each and depending on the question and the readable energies my readings might be simple or in depth.

I will PM my address to anyone who desires my Bitcoin Psychic Service and let me know if you would like the reading to remain private. Thanks.

Haha, hilarious!  :D

I can't see where the "mysterious figure" told you to charge for your predictions.

Other than that, do you plan on setting up an automated website so your prediction can be instantly delivered upon payment?

I thought about it, as it could potentially attract some media interest but I couldn't be bothered my psychic energy prevents me.

You forgot to add "for entertainment purposes only." like they used to on the 900-number psychic hotlines :)

Will btc go up or down in the next weeks?

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There. One bona-fide prediction. Did I ever tell you that I have a knack for knowing what song is on
the radio before the radio gets turned on? [cue Twilight Zone music]

Now pay me :)

(j/k)

Tadam! We have first digital crypto fairy :D

Non-tangible items were big sells on eBay, all kinds of spells were sold there and buyers were always happy with what they paid for, sad thing I only discovered this when eBay decided to stop this kind of stuff, could have made good money selling spells...

Can you recover lost wallet passwords? ;D

I will give you guys a sample of my psychic abilities and help you out poordeveloper.

I predict that "T" "u" "8" "x" "F" "2" are contained in your wallet password. For 10BTC I will predict another 5.

This is my last free prediction, a sample of my powers but I need to recharge me energy. Others do not have the appropriate qualifications to make readings so don't let the wannabes convince you.  8)

Please help all of us in the speculation forum. We could all make a ton of money if you in fact are psychic. :D

These letters/numbers are in my wallet password as well...  ???

Any trial so we can see how accurate your psychic readings are?