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Title: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: gabriella on November 21, 2013, 07:06:38 AM
he has to be handsome yet nerdy, technical yet idealistic, and he must be able to sell the movie in u.s. and in china.

who is the perfect fit? will smith?


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on November 21, 2013, 07:25:06 AM
he has to be handsome yet nerdy, technical yet idealistic, and he must be able to sell the movie in u.s. and in china.

who is the perfect fit? will smith?

You got the "will" part right: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrOZllbNarw

I just realized that that scene was spliced, probably due to retake days later. Notice the chair is different with no flag as a backdrop, and his collar is flat, whereas in the beginning of the scene the collar was in a stiff-up position. It's possible it's not even the same shirt given how the the scene predominantly framed just his head showing very little of the shirt.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Inedible on November 21, 2013, 07:28:29 AM
I would cast Christopher Lee.

Fu Manchu Returns!


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: AuroraHF on November 21, 2013, 07:30:56 AM
I would cast Nicholas Cage, because Nicholas Cage.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: JekyllIsland on November 21, 2013, 07:31:39 AM
I would cast Nicholas Cage, because Nicholas Cage.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on November 21, 2013, 07:36:39 AM
I would cast Nicholas Cage, because Nicholas Cage.

Why does Bees Brothers come to mind?


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: digit on November 21, 2013, 07:38:52 AM
Jet Li!  for lots of kickass action against any government agents trying to capture him to divulge the secrets of bitcoin

https://i.imgur.com/j1HGnn5.png


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: digit on November 21, 2013, 07:47:43 AM
and Steven Yeun who plays Glenn on walking dead would be a good candidate as well, even better then Jet Li :)
https://i.imgur.com/mHCrUyz.jpg


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: benjamindees on November 21, 2013, 08:16:44 AM
I think maybe Joseph Gordon-Levitt could pull it off.

http://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/news-in-pics/2012/09/27/joseph-gordon-levitt-nip.jpg


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: bitkoyun on November 21, 2013, 10:04:49 PM
Ashton Kutcher



Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: railzand on November 21, 2013, 10:15:24 PM
http://unaffiliatedcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Skye-Chloe-Bennet-in-The-Asset.png

that is all


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Mjbmonetarymetals on November 21, 2013, 10:17:33 PM
http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/ab22/1973mb1973/f7b13280.jpg


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Ecurb123 on November 21, 2013, 10:19:57 PM
maybe it would be more interesting if it were a non Asian.  


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Ecurb123 on November 21, 2013, 10:20:32 PM
and Steven Yeun who plays Glenn on walking dead would be a good candidate as well, even better then Jet Li :)
https://i.imgur.com/mHCrUyz.jpg


I do think he would do a good job.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Lauda on November 21, 2013, 10:21:57 PM
Why does the actor have to be male?
Who ever said that he was a man?


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: mootinator on November 21, 2013, 10:33:19 PM
Obviously Satoshi Nakomoto is a collaboration between Channing Tatum, Jet Li *and* Emily Deschanel. I don't know how nobody else sees this.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Ecurb123 on November 21, 2013, 10:34:23 PM
Why does the actor have to be male?
Who ever said that he was a man?

thats a good point I didn't even think about it.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Come-from-Beyond on November 21, 2013, 10:35:49 PM
Zhang Ziyi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Ziyi) of coz!


http://www.russian.xinhuanet.com/russian/2008-09/29/xin_99c72d1a645b449296fe94edaf30beff.jpg


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Lauda on November 21, 2013, 11:06:57 PM
thats a good point I didn't even think about it.
I'd actually rather like to see some mysterious woman be Satoshi than some random geek from somewhere. Wouldn't that be more exciting?


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: cdtc on November 21, 2013, 11:36:44 PM
Helmut Bakaitis


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: BitDreams on November 21, 2013, 11:59:21 PM
Nobodies face - only hands on a keyboard. First person view and only seen in the mirror for brief and obscured instances. He should have a hot girlfriend though.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: calian on November 22, 2013, 02:47:25 AM
Johnny Depp.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Bitdrunk on November 22, 2013, 03:30:16 AM
Either nobody is Satoshi, it's an advanced AI, or we are all Satoshi!  I don't know.. that's all I got.   ;)


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Littleshop on November 22, 2013, 03:51:33 AM
Keanu Reeves or Jet Li


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: SaltySpitoon on November 22, 2013, 04:01:09 AM
I'd cast Goat, because then I'd know his real name, so I could find that picture of him and a bunch of other bitcoiniers sitting around a table, with goat flipping off the camera. That was my desktop for a while, but someone got onto my computer and changed it to George Costanza, and I don't know what happened to the Goat picture.

That or Spiderman. There was an interview with Stan Lee about Spiderman a long time ago, and he said the greatest atribute of spiderman (the original comics) was no one knew his ethnicity, or age, so any kid could pretend they were spiderman. Same thing applies here.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: knight22 on November 22, 2013, 04:30:24 AM
Bitcoin hollywood movie? Did I missed something?


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: PeanutPower on November 22, 2013, 05:18:26 AM
vin diesel :P


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: maurya78 on November 22, 2013, 05:27:04 AM
A young Toshiro Mifune....

Alternatively, Steve Buscemi


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: OldGeek on November 22, 2013, 05:43:59 AM
Judi Dench.  Just because   ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judi_Dench

/Frank


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: mymenace on November 22, 2013, 06:15:33 AM



http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/04/gcelebrities/Satoshi_Tsumabuki-1.jpg


Satoshi Tsumabuki


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tsumabuki




Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: bitmarket.io on November 22, 2013, 06:46:04 AM
http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090729/super_nerd_06.jpg



lol i still can't stop loling


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Scepto on November 22, 2013, 07:00:43 AM
I don't know why, but I actually think of Angelina Jolie when trying to put someone in that place.. Who says they have to be a male? :P


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Elwar on November 22, 2013, 07:58:50 AM
It would just be silhouettes and code on the screen with a mysterious setting that will make it so you cannot tell whether it is Japan or the UK.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Come-from-Beyond on November 22, 2013, 09:02:06 AM
It would just be silhouettes and code on the screen with a mysterious setting that will make it so you cannot tell whether it is Japan or the UK.


This could be closer to reality:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02588/Haines_2588837b.jpg


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: dserrano5 on November 22, 2013, 09:12:32 AM
chuck noris?

Definitely.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Robert Lewandowski on November 22, 2013, 09:32:47 AM
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/michael-cera-premiere-arrested-development-season-4-01.jpg


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: niothor on November 22, 2013, 11:32:41 AM
Zuckerberg , just to piss the winklevoss twins :D


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Come-from-Beyond on November 22, 2013, 11:33:52 AM
Zuckerberg , just to piss the winklevoss twins :D

+1 :D


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: TheButterZone on November 22, 2013, 11:35:55 AM
As all we have from Satoshi is text, Morgan Freeman doing the voiceover of it.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: niothor on November 22, 2013, 11:55:13 AM
As all we have from Satoshi is text, Morgan Freeman doing the voiceover of it.

That guy died already twice according to Twitter , it might die for real before the movie production starts.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: stash on November 22, 2013, 12:44:47 PM
Hugh Jackman  :o


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: qwk on November 22, 2013, 03:05:53 PM
I always thought something like a "beautiful mind" theme could do well for such a movie :)

http://ilarge.listal.com/image/3905944/968full-a-beautiful-mind-screenshot.jpg


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: BitDreams on November 22, 2013, 03:56:22 PM
chuck noris?

Chuck Norris once returned a backpack containing a slide rule to a young Satoshi Nakamoto after some bullies had stolen it, the rest is history.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on November 22, 2013, 04:42:44 PM
As all we have from Satoshi is text, Morgan Freeman doing the voiceover of it.

I like this!


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: axus on November 22, 2013, 05:09:16 PM
Who will play BFL and Avalon?


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: qwk on November 22, 2013, 05:13:36 PM
Who will play BFL and Avalon?
http://mundabor.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/grima.jpg


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: freequant on November 22, 2013, 06:00:25 PM
Nobody. The movie will be like Usual Suspects, except that in the end you still won't know who was Satoshi.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: matt608 on November 22, 2013, 06:05:24 PM
Lassie.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: zachcope on November 22, 2013, 07:43:55 PM
'Doctor claw' from inspector gadget


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: crazy_rabbit on November 22, 2013, 07:45:13 PM
he has to be handsome yet nerdy, technical yet idealistic, and he must be able to sell the movie in u.s. and in china.

who is the perfect fit? will smith?

I doubt they will show 'satoshi'. Idolatry is hearsay. Satoshi is the code. Blessed by thy blockchain. :-)


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: The 4ner on November 22, 2013, 07:45:16 PM
I always thought something like a "beautiful mind" theme could do well for such a movie :)

http://ilarge.listal.com/image/3905944/968full-a-beautiful-mind-screenshot.jpg

Yes! Great movie!


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: jojo69 on November 22, 2013, 07:48:41 PM

I'm with this


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: gabriella on November 23, 2013, 12:21:50 AM
Zhang Ziyi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Ziyi) of coz!

I'm with this

preferably taking off her clothes while writing the white paper.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Taras on November 23, 2013, 01:34:52 AM
has to be dom deluise  :o


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: gnox on November 23, 2013, 02:25:45 AM
the guy from Densah Otoko  ;D
https://i.imgur.com/n4RPJQY.jpg?1


Title: Max Keiser
Post by: Arock on November 23, 2013, 02:40:58 AM
Quote
The movie will be like Usual Suspects, except that in the end you still won't know who was Satoshi.

I like that idea. 

Evidence seems to point to Max Keiser being the real Saotoshi Nakamoto:

http://youtu.be/jOyMkI6h7ZA?t=5m38s  (Click this link to start at approx 5 minutes to the end)

This is not the first time I've heard of Max Keiser being the real life Saotoshi Nakamoto


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: maxr3nn on November 23, 2013, 03:06:24 AM
I always imainged Satoshi would look something like Edward Norton

http://us.cdn282.fansshare.com/photos/edwardnorton/pictures-of-edward-norton-young-1612854547.jpg


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Arksun on November 23, 2013, 03:54:00 AM
Jet Li!  for lots of kickass action against any government agents trying to capture him to divulge the secrets of bitcoin

https://i.imgur.com/j1HGnn5.png

Naaa, Donnie Yen, now there's a charismatic martial arts actor.


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: anonymous_acc on November 23, 2013, 11:18:34 AM
http://s21.postimg.org/kg42yg81j/30bd3b5905fe802074b2f6c94ec7571f.jpg


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Inedible on November 23, 2013, 11:24:28 AM
I actually have an almost complete Bitcoin script with a few twists in it and some issues that would upset reality purists  ;D


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Trade101 on November 23, 2013, 02:12:08 PM
Eva Mendes


Title: Re: Who will you cast as Satoshi in the upcoming Bitcoin hollywood movie?
Post by: Blueberry408 on November 23, 2013, 03:32:23 PM
A nebulous group of nefarious world-saving miscreants who gather religiously at a certain sushi bar in Seoul.
The main character is the blonde from Zero Dark Thirty, a USG blogger/groupie who nicknames the group... hmm what shall we call it...