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 This is no longer a lending thread since no one is taking out loans.

Ah damnit. And for that reason:

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/33131127.jpg

I always deal in pork.

Good job  ;)

"dealing in alcohol or pork"
Some damn high moral standards in this thread right here...

Is there even another way to make money that isnt listed?  :D

Newbies, please be way of sending collateral to a brand new user.

Pretty sure there is already an Islamic Bank of Bitcoin

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=21732.0

Yeah, I should've mentioned this, but it should be obvious. The religion thing is quite probably just to try make him sound more trust worthy. Then again, probably could've picked a slightly more PR-friendly one haha.

This is obviously a (bad) troll/scam attempt, I'll put my report hit % at stake but report it.

EDIT : Actually a very good troll/scam attempt. Requires more digging.

That's a shame, because I was going to buy me some bacon to eat while playing some poker and gambling at the local Fight Club meeting.


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Lending is not forbidden for muslims?

Aw man, I'm out on this one.
to new and old users:  Be careful when sending this lender a collateral, only allow a trusted third party to hold onto your funds.

I, Tom Cruise, will be willing to offer an escrow service for this deal.

It's Only Allowed If it's interest free. But this is obviously not the IBB !!.

I Want a loan of 1 bitcoin, see my golden egg topic in this forum for more info.
I will pay you back in USD in 3 working days.
I will donate the profit I make to the poor living in my city. In Turkey there are a lot of poor people, also muslims.
I want this loan to become a trusted member and set up trading plans and earn money to have a better life.

Please, grant me the oppurtunity to have a better life. I am good person, I feed street animals, I deserve it. :(

I am still shaking with laughter ;)
This is a funny funny thread

Lol?

Why You Quoting me in that? You think i will lend you because i am Muslim? ???

You Funny   ::)

You guys can cut out the trolling. IBB was around before most of you guys knew money could be sent online through a medium other than Paypal. sebonzakura and IBB are both long-established and quite reputable, though there was a long hibernation period after the lending subforum imploded. There's no reason to assume OP was not given the project (check his post history), though confirmation from senbonzakura would be nice.

Somewhere, I still have an IBB BTC cheque. Wish I could find it. I think it has .1BTC or so on it. Seems to've disappeared when I last moved.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj300/Zhusuke/CoolStoryBro.jpg

unfortunatly..

http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130910230202/legomessageboards/images/d/db/640px-Squidward_Meme_-_Nobody_Cares.png

Please stay ontopic. Thank you.

 Alright, loans are still available...

    You guys can joke all you want, but come seriously, can you really say that a high degree of moral character is not needed in the global financial system? I mean, did anybody hear about this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_Asian_financial_crisis


     Millions of families not being able to get enough to eat because some hedge funds, pension funds, mutual funds have automatic trading systems set up.

    Not to mention debt slavery...


   My other user name is semaforo.

      You are what you eat.

If this wasn't ripping off an established and respected busyness, and wasn't going all religious extremist, there would be much less mocking going on...

Without Interest there is not business.  Only barter between bronze age goat herders.   :D

     Let's say you want to start an offshore facility for growing, harvesting, and processing algae into bio-fuel. You need 100 million to cover startup costs. You only have 10 million. We provide the 90 million and have a 90% equity stake in the company/venture. A combination of a major well turning out to have less oil than expected and a liberal government in Canada passing environmental regulation makes the price of oil go up 10%. The value of the project goes up based on speculation and Shell buys you out for 140 million. Our equity share is 126 million and yours is 14 million.

    We both made 40% on our money without interest. Alternately, if you don't want to sell out to Shell, you can pay us back at the rate of 500,000 a month. With every payment you are buying our equity, in this case with the profits resulting from the successful project.


    Now if a massive storm comes and destroys the value of the facility, the loss is distributed evenly to all equity holders. Our remaining equipment is worth 60 million, and you sell it to someone who wants to start a new project with improved technology but needs your ships and helicopters. We get paid back 54 million, and you get 6 million back, each of us taking a 40% loss.

    This way you can concentrate on modernizing a your factory producing biofuel from organic waste, putting your expertise to use in expanding this already existing project with your remaining capital. We hopefully have a diversified enough investment profile to absorb the loss, and we carry on, having learned to be more cautious with this type of project.


     A traditional bank would have continued to demand the same principal back on their loan, and then we could seize other assets based on your inability to pay off the loan. We would seize your other factory, and it would sit vacant for months with the machinery rusting while we looked for a buyer to recover part of our losses. In other words, the lender loses, and society loses, and the bank, and the depositors of the bank (proportionally, mostly the ultra wealthy) win.

    In this way, wealth concentrates and people display their wealth with designer clothes, sports cars, yachts, and luxury apartments in Paris with expensive paintings, leading to resentment as the growing underclass gets put down by the wealthy, leading to social tension. This social tension also builds between countries, as the tendency of accumulation built in to interest favors not only rich individuals but rich countries. This lead to conflict over migration as people try to move to rich countries to work, and to try to climb the social ladder. The rich get richer, poor get poorer, and tension builds until finally countries go to war. Wartime and rationing stimulates growth, and destroying countries generates an economic boom when the destroyed countries have to be rebuilt. The boom lasts for a while, and the process begins again.

     Why is it that when financial crises begin, the solution is always to lower the interest rate, leading to more investment and job growth?


   This is a practical example of how demurrage, or a negative interest rate saved the economy of a small town in the great depression, until the currency was shut down by the central bank.

http://www.lietaer.com/2010/03/the-worgl-experiment/

    If you read this article, you will also see how Zakat, one of the 5 pillars of Islam, is a form of demurrage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demurrage


    The way that the current boom-bust-crisis-war cycle has been intensifying with each repetition, (World War I, World War II... and then) if we continue with the interest based system, we will be lucky to have an economy based on goat herding.


   In other words, supporting the conventional banking system by keeping deposits in it or charging interest is like participating in murder, because it leads to violence. While it may look like a gain in the short term, it is actually a loss if you look at the long term.

    Following the divinely mandated system of Sharia will lead to peace and prosperity in this world and in the hereafter, insha'Allah.



 So whosoever receives an admonition from his Lord and stops eating Ribâ (usury) shall not be punished for the past; his case is for Allâh (to judge); but whoever returns [to Ribâ (usury)], such are the dwellers of the Fire - they will abide therein.

 Allâh will destroy Ribâ (usury) and will give increase for Sadaqât (deeds of charity, alms, etc.) And Allâh likes not the disbelievers, sinners.

Truly those who believe, and do deeds of righteousness, and perform As-Salât (Iqâmat-as-Salât), and give Zakât, they will have their reward with their Lord. On them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve.

 O you who believe! Be afraid of Allâh and give up what remains (due to you) from Ribâ (usury) (from now onward), if you are (really) believers.

 And if you do not do it, then take a notice of war from Allâh and His Messenger but if you repent, you shall have your capital sums. Deal not unjustly (by asking more than your capital sums), and you shall not be dealt with unjustly (by receiving less than your capital sums).

 And if the debtor is in a hard time (has no money), then grant him time till it is easy for him to repay, but if you remit it by way of charity, that is better for you if you did but know.

 And be afraid of the Day when you shall be brought back to Allâh. Then every person shall be paid what he earned, and they shall not be dealt with unjustly.


     Holy Quran, Surat Al Baqarah (The Cow), verse 275-81

Your tirade about Sharia (and most of Islam) is obviously delusional crap, but you do have a point in denying loans to food speculators and similar financial criminals...

     Okay, please specify one point of delusional crap, and if you can conclusively prove that it is nonsense I would be very grateful so I can delete it.

Having a halal bitcoin lender would be amazing for those who need it, giving a billion Muslims access to btc. If this guy is borrowing religion for a scam I would be a bit upset,  if he is doing a genuine service more power to him.

Welcome to bitcointalk.org. Are you interested in investing in Tom Cruise's  Scientology Bank of Bitecoin (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=352479.0)? 98% legit.

You repeat yourself my dear.  Religion is the most insidious scam of all.    ;)

Well played, sir  ;D

     My dear, you are forgetting that materialism is a religion(a.k.a. belief system), generally tending towards hedonism.

What's wrong with Ethical hedonism?

What is the penalty for late payment?


Sorry, I had to ask, LOL.

hahahaha. 100 e-lashings.

I was thinking it was going to be a good ol' fashioned stoning or hand amputation, LOL!

Or a beheading  ;D.

Which part of "There is already a Islamic Bank of Bitcoin" did you not understand?

Guess who made that logo? :)

    If there is a good reason for the loan being paid late, it is no problem.

  Otherwise, well, suffice to say a good conscience is its own reward.

   By not repaying a loan without a good reason, your reputation will certainly be damaged.

   Since the current CEO of the IBB has been absent for some time I am trying to get the ball rolling again. I am sure it is painfully obvious that I have no experience at this but hopefully good intentions and willingness to learn will be enough for now. I am open to whatever pointers anyone wants to give.

Wait, this is legit? Are you working with them?

So explain how embracing materialism through capital appreciation/dividends is less hedonistic than providing/using leveraged capital as an intermediary source of funding?

Shit, man, i'm sorry, i jumped the gun. I should've checked the facts before reacting the way i did (i already deleted the more mocking post i had, feel free to delete your reply with a quote of it).


You didn't make it easy though, a newbie account, no avatar matching the company etc.

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I think it would've gone much better, if you had made clear from the start you were with the IBB we are familiar with; and had focused more on why it's a good idea, than on religious jargon, teachings etc.

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The first impression this thread gave (before the OP was edited etc), was that this was a newbie reinventing the wheel and going a bit more extreme than what he was unwittingly copying; and for a bit it looked like he was being stubborn about not acknowledging someone else had started a business with that name already.

   Thanks... I will admit I have effectively botched this thread and gone a little heavy handed with the ideology. I'll put the logo up on the front page...

Just in case anyone is still watching this thread- there is a project trying to carry on the work of the IBB but starting with a clean slate. Check it out.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2137399

Ummati.io

Facebook.com/ummatiplatform

Medium.com/ummati

bad idea , in islamic law money interese is a haram , bad idea if islamic bank open with bitcoin .

 What we are working on is actually a p2p financing platform.