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Title: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: kingbtcvl on December 01, 2013, 10:10:09 AM
die chatbox auf btc-e, liebevoll von den aller meisten auch trollbox gennant, ist der absolute hammer. könnt mich immer wieder schrott lachen, was für lustigen und kranken scheiß die leute teilweise schreiben, wenn ich mal ne weile mitlese. also wer mal nen guten spruch entdeckt, bitte hier posten.


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WTF!!! David Hasselhoff is singing a song about QRK. It's #4 on the German charts

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dear noobs want to make stable investment buy StableCoin the only not moving force in the universe. he even tricked gravity ...

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On reddit they say 1 PPC will be equal to 1 BTC in 2 years

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- why should I invest in this penis coin?
- Penis coin rises every morning

und mein lieblingsspruch für heute bis jetzt:

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Miley Cyrus is selling her virginity for a few QuarkCoin


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: LOBSTER on December 01, 2013, 10:19:03 AM
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Polgrave, no u can buy some soup and ice cream with bbq coins


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: klaus on December 01, 2013, 10:29:01 AM

und mein lieblingsspruch für heute bis jetzt:


Klasse.
Miley ist sicher keine Virgin mehr, nirgends.


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: RitterRunkel on December 02, 2013, 11:27:08 PM
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regt0005: Fontas' mother: did you wash your hands after you peed? Fontas: walk to the pump!
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xy: Today some gooses crossed the street and they told me: Quark, Quark!

=)


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: kingbtcvl on December 03, 2013, 09:02:22 AM
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Sell everything! IMF and World Bank announced new regulations on Cryptocurrencies that say 50% of all mined coins must be turned over to them, value expected to plummett tomorrow on announcement of report!

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LTC will lighten up the earth, it will bring joy in times of darkness. LTC is the future, invest in LTC and ensure your children's future. LONG LIVE LTC.

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I havent seen anything go down this quick since that girl that one time mistook me for a celebrity



Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: LiteCoinGuy on December 04, 2013, 04:05:00 PM


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LTC will lighten up the earth, it will bring joy in times of darkness. LTC is the future, invest in LTC and ensure your children's future. LONG LIVE LTC.



was ist daran falsch  ;D ?


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: trasla on December 04, 2013, 05:07:03 PM
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if you want to be here, you have to play by the rules of btc-e, which means low prices and people selling when you dont want them to. get used to it.


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: Freyr on December 04, 2013, 05:40:04 PM
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have you guys heard abourt coincoin? it lets you put yer coin in a coin before you get more coin for your coin



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China just collectively woke up and sold FTC

"china waking up". what do you mean, does the entire country have the same schedule - they wake up at the same time, take a group shower, practice tai chi katas, salute the emporer, and head to work together?



Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: shitaifan2013 on December 05, 2013, 12:08:37 PM
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tyfako: The red dildoes outnumber the green ones and they are much, much bigger. Hold on to btc if you are a red cock slut - ...


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: LOBSTER on December 05, 2013, 01:14:54 PM
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bendihl: Gandalf is waking up


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: kingbtcvl on December 06, 2013, 02:10:00 PM
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Visa/Mastercard going to announce LTC/BTC as accepted currency

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my wifes hair has more volume thn ppc


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: krach on December 08, 2013, 08:31:22 AM
http://bitcoinpotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ajltc.jpg


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: stellan0r on December 08, 2013, 09:43:53 AM
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charizard: OMG Sell!!! BtcChina is closing trades!!! Selllll


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: kingbtcvl on December 08, 2013, 06:42:02 PM
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men are better at concentrating and getting shit done, women are good at taking everything peronsally thinking its all about them

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call me michael jordan cuz i play for the bulls

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China says each family only allowed one BTC


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: eltorrero on December 08, 2013, 11:48:30 PM
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i got hook on quark, ruin my life.. sht is as strong as meth watch out


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: Freyr on December 09, 2013, 02:18:18 PM
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China says each family only allowed one BTC

LOL, der war echt gut. Wenn man bedenkt, wie viele Chinesen es gibt, und wie wenige BTCs.


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: elitenoob on December 10, 2013, 03:48:57 AM
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How many days before BTC implodes again? this fast growth is faker than silicone tits....


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: kingbtcvl on December 10, 2013, 10:34:23 AM
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renovatio: If they limit the trollbox to over 21 years old, we will remain 4 guys and a dog.

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ACEOFSPDS2005: how about pimp coin when you send it to your girl and she opens her wallet.... SLAPPPPPPPP

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focus: no ones been banned for ages, whats goin on?
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system: focus was banned for 5s by bumface

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maxxxbgd: Pumps everywhere... Just instead we pump some girls we pump cryptos...damn

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imanabyou: Breaking News. The UN declares TrollBox official source of objective news since now till forever!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PandaBit: USD/EUR to the moooooon!


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: zykure on December 11, 2013, 01:30:06 PM
Best way to keep some sanity during crash: don't panic, have fun instead! ;D

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zykure: very crash, much cheap, so wow
drop0ut: very plz wow
spiller: much coin such nice
Adave: doge, wow, so amaze
eksperteille: doge such currency much richness wow
rriddle27: eksperteille, much fun

(These replies all came within ~2 minutes)


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: shitaifan2013 on December 12, 2013, 08:54:42 PM
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bluedane888: Alex Jones is o paranoid he thinks turtles work for the NSA.


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: stellan0r on December 13, 2013, 07:20:46 AM
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maxfield: doge is pumping sexcoin right now giving it aids.


(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)))


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: krach on December 15, 2013, 09:24:41 PM
http://bitcoinpotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/trollboxbest.jpg


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: shitaifan2013 on December 16, 2013, 10:59:09 AM
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LTCtrdr9: Albania waking up soon


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: RitterRunkel on December 17, 2013, 02:58:58 PM
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ElaineMarley: my wallet is on a RFID chip, which is implated in my cat. it walked away with LTC worth of over 720'000$. plz halp.


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: LOBSTER on December 17, 2013, 02:59:15 PM
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ElaineMarley: my wallet is on a RFID chip, which is implated in my cat. it walked away with LTC worth of over 720'000$. plz halp.

Edit: Da postet halt echt einer genau das gleiche 15 Sekunden vor mir...


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: RitterRunkel on December 17, 2013, 03:12:15 PM
Haha, ja ... die Trollbox ist eben die beste Ablenkung in solchen Zeiten zwischen Mond und Crash ... gerade eher letzteres.

Zeugt auf jeden Fall von Deinem Sinn für Humor! ;)

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vulcain: 99% of people dont understand a shiet what is going on.... People here are Facebook users


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: RitterRunkel on December 18, 2013, 10:53:43 AM
Aus gegebenem Anlaß:

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ilyes90: don't panic guys, just cry lol


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: kingbtcvl on December 19, 2013, 09:57:53 AM
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1001001010100110: Indian call center workers paid in FTC

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supermoose: koolio, what's christmas without red candles?


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: Cruncher on December 20, 2013, 07:34:57 AM
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To the moon! To the suicide! To the Lamborghini!


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: kingbtcvl on December 26, 2013, 09:57:50 AM
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creapYYY: i want a date. are there any hot girls in this chatroom?


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: LOBSTER on December 26, 2013, 10:48:04 AM
Erzähl doch nicht...;D

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farrox: got inside news, BTC is gonna crash to 50$ in minutes and then to 10$ after that


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: mm2543363580 on January 04, 2014, 04:38:47 PM
 :)真的吗 :) :) :) :)


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: kingbtcvl on January 20, 2014, 01:01:27 AM
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demelol: BTC traders are like - OMG the price jumped 30$, New ATH in 5 days choo choo mf.... Price drops 30$ OMG crash to 500$, sell, panic... hahaha


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: bgp on January 22, 2014, 09:31:16 AM
Also ich liebe ja die Übersetzung der chinesischen Trollbox mit Google Translate...

Da kommt zu den tollen Beiträgen noch der Übersetzungsfaktor und der Kulturunterschied hinzu...

Zurückspucken... (In DE eher nicht üblich)
- "Duzy : Schließlich musste verdienen spucken zurück."

Nette Übersetzung...
- "Meterside : LTC wird tot spielen . Bitcoin hält es"

Saugende Ausländer?
- "Duzy : xiaolongfei , Inlands gab erschrecken geworfen Ja, saugen verrückt Ausländer , o"


Mein Favorit sind dabei Dodge Coin Beiträge... Klingt noch doofer als es sowieso schon ist...

 "Ich gebe dir 10.000 Münzen Hund"
alienshooter : Hunde -Münzen im electronic cash -Ebene positioniert , die Bit-Position in der nationalen Reserve Ebene , aus psychologischer Sicht , Ich gebe dir 10.000 Münzen Hund

Allein schon die Währungsübersetzung ist geil...
"jinkuanpan : Hunde Währung hat sich zu einem toten Hund" Hmmm - er meint wohl entwickelt...


Das waren jetzt ca. 5 Minuten... Chatprotokoll... Wer grad sonst nix zu lachen hat... -> Ausprobieren...
http://translate.google.com




Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: RitterRunkel on January 24, 2014, 02:00:47 PM
Gar nicht mal schlechte Empfehlung ...
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patjanter: 1: Buy a 3D printer. 2: Print a 3D printer. 3: Return the 3D printer.bhahaaaa


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: bgp on January 24, 2014, 11:12:17 PM
Fknrkstr: I love the troll box its like the NYSE and 4chan had a retarded baby :)


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: eorituz on January 29, 2014, 10:07:16 AM
lmaandag: US can create their own virtual currency. That's the one they can control.. (and even use it to cure cancer etc.)


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: shitaifan2013 on February 14, 2014, 07:40:05 AM
VanillaSoy: Gox was the big man. The big daddy. We just little boys peeing in our pants. Daddy is beat up on the ground, and we just crying and dumping in our pants


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: ImI on February 17, 2014, 03:22:53 AM

Guys... Guys I need an older adult, preferrably in their 50's, to tell me how to feel about this. And hold my hand. WTF.


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: shitaifan2013 on March 04, 2014, 11:12:35 AM
johnkypri: What's this obsession with making the population of Iceland rich while they dump on you? is it like a charity thing?


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: kingbtcvl on March 06, 2014, 07:12:43 AM
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twentyonemore: if I were rich I'd use my money powers to draw boobs with the XPM graph. one must dream.


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: se1111da on March 13, 2014, 10:59:08 PM
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GoldDrive: Hey guys, if you all sell LTC down to 2$ just think how cheap 0.1% of you can buy back in!

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caliente: does anyone ever take their rigs to a hotel and run them while you are staying there on vacation?


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: b¡tco¡n on March 17, 2014, 12:35:21 AM
"102"


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: ilccoin on April 03, 2014, 06:29:27 AM
echt genial. danke für den post.


Title: Re: Best of btc-e trollbox
Post by: krach on April 03, 2014, 07:05:38 AM
"MoosaNYC: Prostshocker, yes if a citizen is found with LTC they are executed"