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Title: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Mister Babylon on December 06, 2013, 06:08:40 PM
MOD NOTE:
OP confirmed that he was trolling, move along.


Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.

I have recently come into possession of wallets containing over 33,000 (thirty three thousand) bitcoins. These coins, the seller told me, have been stolen from an online drug marketplace. Which marketplace, I do not exactly know. Because these coins had been tainted in a such way, the customer offered me a very low price. I offered him 100% anonymity and paid him in cash.

I am revealing this to the public, because all bitcoin transactions are public and can be tracked. I exchange bitcoins regularly and in large amounts, always offering 100% anonymity and a cash transaction. I would be most sorrowful to find out, that one of my customers was accused to be a thief, because I have sold him stolen bitcoins.

To assure security of my customers, I will launder this money thoroughly and completely. This process will be conducted by exchanging the bitcoins to different altcoins and back, using a large amount of wallets and small exchange amounts. Success of this project requires steadily rising coin value, so that I do not lose money. I will target altcoins with a small market cap, to ensure I can control the coin value with my own actions during the laundering process. You will benefit from this by buying while I buy, and selling while I sell.

I plan to launder 1,000 (one thousand) bitcoins per weekend. The process will begin on 20 december 13. The first affected altcoins will be published on 19 december 13.

You should follow me on Twitter, if you want to benefit.

https://twitter.com/MisterBabylon

Best regards,

Mister Babylon

PS. People have asked about my bitcoin exchange services. If you want to exchange bitcoins, you can contact me privately at misterbabylon@hushmail.com. Minimum 100 (one hundred) bitcoins. I operate in Germany. Cash payment and 100% anonymity are enforced.

PPS. People have asked me, how they could support my actions. I refuse to take any donations in bitcoin, because that would compromise your anonymity and link your bitcoin address to my person. In case you appreciate my work, my anoncoin address is


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Tirapon on December 06, 2013, 06:10:36 PM
Is that you Fontas?


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: colinistheman on December 06, 2013, 06:13:49 PM
How much did you pay for your wallet of 33,000 bitcoins? lol


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: niothor on December 06, 2013, 06:19:03 PM
From the spam box:

DEAR SIR:
I AM TIMOTHY GEITHNER, SECRETARY TREASURY OF THE UNITED STATES AMERICA.
I HAVE RECENTLY COME INTO POSSESSION OF SEVEN HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS MISLAID BY MISTER BENN BERNANKY.
AM PREPARED TO DELIVER TO YOUR BANK THE SUM OF FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS PROVIDED THAT YOU CAN DEMONSTRATE GOOD FAITH AND COLATERAL.
PLEASE EMAIL TO  xxxxx
 



Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Mister Babylon on December 06, 2013, 06:22:12 PM
How much did you pay for your wallet of 33,000 bitcoins? lol
The price was about 1,400,000 euroes.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: niothor on December 06, 2013, 06:23:42 PM
How much did you pay for your wallet of 33,000 bitcoins? lol
The price was about 1,400,000 euroes.
When?
Care to show links to the wallets?
Also , you're not as funny as other trolls around here , hate to be the one saying this to you :(


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: BitCoinDream on December 06, 2013, 06:24:51 PM
Just reserving my place in this thread. This thread is gonna be interesting  ::)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: malevolent on December 06, 2013, 06:25:45 PM
Sign a message using a private key of an address where you have at least >5k BTC if you want to be seen as at least remotely credible.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: beetcoin on December 06, 2013, 06:27:59 PM
Sign a message using a private key of an address where you have at least >5k BTC if you want to be seen as at least remotely credible.

and also kidnapped, beaten, and robbed. he might as well make it easy for the perpetrators and post his drivers license/home address.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitcoinpsftp on December 06, 2013, 06:28:40 PM
If you're feeling up to it.  Send me 10 coins.  I'll launder them real nice for you and give you 8 back.  I can do this process as many times as you like xD  Just pm me.  I want dem coins! 

Good joke though xD


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Seccour on December 06, 2013, 06:29:47 PM
Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.

I have recently come into possession of wallets containing over 33,000 (thirty three thousand) bitcoins. These coins, the seller told me, have been stolen from an online drug marketplace. Which marketplace, I do not exactly know. Because these coins had been tainted in a such way, the customer offered me a very low price. I offered him 100% anonymity and paid him in cash.

I am revealing this to the public, because all bitcoin transactions are public and can be tracked. I exchange bitcoins regularly and in large amounts, always offering 100% anonymity and a cash transaction. I would be most sorrowful to find out, that one of my customers was accused to be a thief, because I have sold him stolen bitcoins.

To assure security of my customers, I will launder this money thoroughly and completely. This process will be conducted by exchanging the bitcoins to different altcoins and back, using a large amount of wallets and small exchange amounts. Success of this project requires steadily rising coin value, so that I do not lose money. I will target altcoins with a small market cap, to ensure I can control the coin value with my own actions during the laundering process. You will benefit from this by buying while I buy, and selling while I sell.

I plan to launder 1,000 (one thousand) bitcoins per weekend. The process will begin on 20 december 13. The first affected altcoins will be published on 19 december 13.

You should follow me on Twitter, if you want to benefit.

https://twitter.com/MisterBabylon

Best regards,

Mister Babylon

Show us your addess lol


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: porcupine87 on December 06, 2013, 06:30:48 PM
Sign a message using a private key of an address where you have at least >5k BTC if you want to be seen as at least remotely credible.

yeah, send the 33 000 bitcoins to an address A, from there to address B. Then reveal the private key of address A.

Otherwise: I got maybe from the same guy 33 000 bitcoins, too. But I am good in bargaining. I only paid 500 000€  :P


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: grue on December 06, 2013, 06:32:35 PM
give us the address holding the alleged 33000 bitcoins + signature or gtfo


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Mister Babylon on December 06, 2013, 06:44:19 PM
Here are some wallets, which I control.

https://blockchain.info/address/19H8j5S9r1jPJzNGD6DNbWHpCwcoKLTRWy
https://blockchain.info/address/1Cz1pTK8GxsJqdHQrFLWh77WwYsyqyDX3k
https://blockchain.info/address/1LqkPodepB4DFA7F5BUUNVwsBF4XKmPS2c
https://blockchain.info/address/1M2LRWvvZgtEQP5vL2ceYBFNV1yk4dEzwH
https://blockchain.info/address/1J3Ceu79dPxQqd2vS7295xTNAkgQKu14Ry
https://blockchain.info/address/1DdQCsvAtLJN9dSMCnWbctFZ11t3Jd8w2H

I only trade physical wallets, to ensure 100% anonymity (large transactions are easy to track). Passphrases are changed at the event of the exchange. I received over 600 wallets in this trade.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: zimmah on December 06, 2013, 06:44:45 PM
Just reserving my place in this thread. This thread is gonna be interesting  ::)

agreed


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: brooklynbtc on December 06, 2013, 06:52:42 PM
pulled up a chair myself. opening a beer.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: oxxymoronn on December 06, 2013, 06:54:49 PM
+1

This one is going to be good, cheers guys.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitcoinpsftp on December 06, 2013, 06:59:36 PM
Is it too late to make popcorn?  I wonder if this could possibly be true.  If it is, send me a few bitcoins, I'd love to get them!


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: tutkarz on December 06, 2013, 07:00:14 PM
Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.


you do know that this is illegal too, and people who are looking for this bitcoins will get you anyway for helping a thief?


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: eXme on December 06, 2013, 07:01:07 PM
Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.


you do know that this is illegal too, and people who are looking for this bitcoins will get you anyway for helping a thief?

I saw a nigeria prinz here, i think its his father King of Nigeria


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Mister Babylon on December 06, 2013, 07:03:07 PM
People have asked about my bitcoin exchange services. If you want to exchange bitcoins, you can contact me privately at misterbabylon@hushmail.com. Minimum 100 (one hundred) bitcoins. I operate in Germany. Cash payment and 100% anonymity are enforced.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Azrael_PT on December 06, 2013, 07:05:53 PM
Watching.  ;D

Send me coins as well.  :D


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: ethought on December 06, 2013, 07:09:01 PM
People have asked about my bitcoin exchange services. If you want to exchange bitcoins, you can contact me privately at misterbabylon@hushmail.com. Minimum 100 (one hundred) bitcoins. I operate in Germany. Cash payment and 100% anonymity are enforced.

So you buy stolen Bitcoins and openly announce it and then expect people to just send you cash?? Did I miss something...


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: kireinaha on December 06, 2013, 07:10:17 PM
Holy crap guys, I think he's telling the truth.  :o


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: tysat on December 06, 2013, 07:10:42 PM
OP,

Sign a message with https://blockchain.info/address/1Cz1pTK8GxsJqdHQrFLWh77WwYsyqyDX3k to prove that you're not a bullshit troll.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: BryceRoss on December 06, 2013, 07:13:01 PM
Have you already started offloading?

http://bitcoinwisdom.com/


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: oxxymoronn on December 06, 2013, 07:13:26 PM
If it is true,
I guess I will be the first to congratulate you.

This may be an interesting xmas.

In case your feeling generous ;)

MOD NOTE:
No begging


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: eXme on December 06, 2013, 07:14:12 PM
People have asked about my bitcoin exchange services. If you want to exchange bitcoins, you can contact me privately at misterbabylon@hushmail.com. Minimum 100 (one hundred) bitcoins. I operate in Germany. Cash payment and 100% anonymity are enforced.

if its so start selling your btc at bitstamp!


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: jackioflap on December 06, 2013, 07:16:09 PM
If you bought those coins then your going to end up screwed in the end. Sheep Marketplace was already being watched by multiple agencies and since they were robbed i can guarentee that when they find him they will be pissed they cant claim those coins for themselves


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Kouye on December 06, 2013, 07:20:37 PM
How much did you pay for your wallet of 33,000 bitcoins? lol
The price was about 1,400,000 euroes.
So you got 33k BTC for less than 45€ each?
Don't bother laundering those, I'll buy a few for 3x this. ;D


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Turbor on December 06, 2013, 07:21:46 PM
Come over to Switzerland and make some business with me and my boys  ;D :P


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Chris180Z on December 06, 2013, 07:24:44 PM
What stops someone from doing this themselves? Also, you just posted some public address's. Not proof.

Look, I can do that:
https://blockchain.info/address/13Nbo3W8anh2EGkjzf2LcEi9o4Pf6NBq2F (https://blockchain.info/address/13Nbo3W8anh2EGkjzf2LcEi9o4Pf6NBq2F)
https://blockchain.info/address/1A6MaZYhqCMTDtTmsPuWjqT1HToRXQMqZm (https://blockchain.info/address/1A6MaZYhqCMTDtTmsPuWjqT1HToRXQMqZm)

I wouldn't advise anyone to send your money to him..


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: kireinaha on December 06, 2013, 07:26:00 PM
Guys, can we please not turn this into a beggar's thread. Oh please please pretty please, here's my address, please send me moneys!

Pathetic.




OP, if you're interested in offloading any coins, send me a PM.  :)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Mister Babylon on December 06, 2013, 07:29:24 PM
If you bought those coins then your going to end up screwed in the end. Sheep Marketplace was already being watched by multiple agencies and since they were robbed i can guarentee that when they find him they will be pissed they cant claim those coins for themselves
You are correct about risks. However, my largest concern is the anonymity of my customers, not of myself. I thoroughly launder all stolen bitcoins to prevent tracking of transactions. My personal safety is under control, because I work with Satudarah to ensure my anonymity during customer meetings. I am also paying 'Ndrangheta for protection.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: rocket888 on December 06, 2013, 07:29:36 PM
 :D This is to much...


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: MRKLYE on December 06, 2013, 07:30:22 PM
Joined this thread.
Followed on twitter..


I wonder if this is going to end up a Robin Hood esque story


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: richo262 on December 06, 2013, 07:30:44 PM
I have 5000 bitcoins that are owned by a royal family and are frozen but I can't move them out of the country (because you know, it is so difficult to do that with bitcoins, and are so prone to being frozen), please send bitcoins to my address so I can hire a lawyer to unfreeze my coins and I will pay you half if I can unfreeze them.

Just incase anyone did not pick up on it, I am full of shit. :p


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: 12648430 on December 06, 2013, 07:33:56 PM
Lawl. OP does not know how privkeys work, and either is trolling or got scammed out of a whole lot of cash.

Here are some wallets, which I control.

https://blockchain.info/address/19H8j5S9r1jPJzNGD6DNbWHpCwcoKLTRWy
https://blockchain.info/address/1Cz1pTK8GxsJqdHQrFLWh77WwYsyqyDX3k
https://blockchain.info/address/1LqkPodepB4DFA7F5BUUNVwsBF4XKmPS2c
https://blockchain.info/address/1M2LRWvvZgtEQP5vL2ceYBFNV1yk4dEzwH
https://blockchain.info/address/1J3Ceu79dPxQqd2vS7295xTNAkgQKu14Ry
https://blockchain.info/address/1DdQCsvAtLJN9dSMCnWbctFZ11t3Jd8w2H

I only trade physical wallets, to ensure 100% anonymity (large transactions are easy to track). Passphrases are changed at the event of the exchange. I received over 600 wallets in this trade.

You are saying to avoid doing transactions from the watched addresses, you buy a copy of the wallet containing the keys, and then change the encryption of your copy? In the unlikely case that you are serious, you need to move all of those coins to new addresses (that only you have keys for) before the seller does.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Ratters on December 06, 2013, 07:34:50 PM
I have 5000 bitcoins that are owned by a royal family and are frozen but I can't move them out of the country (because you know, it is so difficult to do that with bitcoins, and are so prone to being frozen), please send bitcoins to my address so I can hire a lawyer to unfreeze my coins and I will pay you half if I can unfreeze them.

Just incase anyone did not pick up on it, I am full of shit. :p
Thats the email!!! you got it too, damn thought it was just for me!


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: UrbanZenMaster on December 06, 2013, 07:35:11 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/axd4ht.jpg


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Ratters on December 06, 2013, 07:37:55 PM
but i cant send you them until you send me 32,000 BTC...............


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: richo262 on December 06, 2013, 07:39:29 PM
Please don't offend my royal family.

But yes, please send BTC.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: LostDutchman on December 06, 2013, 07:39:55 PM
pulled up a chair myself. opening a beer.

I'll bring the popcorn and pizza!

;)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Mister Babylon on December 06, 2013, 07:40:12 PM
you need to move all of those coins to new addresses (that only you have keys for) before the seller does.
You are correct about that. Our methods of doing business are more complicated than what I described there.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Kouye on December 06, 2013, 07:40:44 PM
I'll bring the popcorn and pizza!
;)
And to think OP would have enough to buy 3 whole pizzas...


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: eXme on December 06, 2013, 07:42:40 PM
you need to move all of those coins to new addresses (that only you have keys for) before the seller does.
You are correct about that. Our methods of doing business are more complicated than what I described there.

Make new address and send 0.13375 btc on that address from any of that addresses u postet above and maybe someone going to believe your dorothy story


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: rocket888 on December 06, 2013, 07:45:59 PM
What would be the fastest way to dump that many Bitcoins if you wanted to do that?


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: richo262 on December 06, 2013, 07:46:03 PM
I heard the rumors about 33,000 stolen BTC are false.

It was 22 million.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: LostDutchman on December 06, 2013, 07:46:53 PM
Now I don't know about you but if I had stolen or somehow received 33,000 BTC from some sort of ethically questionable online marketplace, the very last thing I would do is tell everyone on the planet about it.

I would verify and then verify and verify and then cash out slowly so as to not draw unwanted attention to my windfall.

I would then.................................................

..........well....................................................

I'd have to think about just what I would do with that much money in the bank but one thing is for sure, I'd be mining and doing crypto trading like a big dog for a while.

My $.02.

;)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: oxxymoronn on December 06, 2013, 07:47:52 PM
Now I don't know about you but if I had stolen or somehow received 33,000 BTC from some sort of ethically questionable online marketplace, the very last thing I would do is tell everyone on the planet about it.

I would verify and then verify and verify and then cash out slowly so as to not draw unwanted attention to my windfall.

I would then.................................................

..........well....................................................

I'd have to think about just what I would do with that much money in the bank but one thing is for sure, I'd be mining and doing crypto trading like a big dog for a while.

My $.02.

;)

You do have one hell of a point


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: rayfloyd on December 06, 2013, 07:48:10 PM
I heard the rumors about 33,000 stolen BTC are false.

It was 22 million.

22 million bitcoins :O

That's a lot!

lol


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: LostDutchman on December 06, 2013, 07:49:00 PM
Now I don't know about you but if I had stolen or somehow received 33,000 BTC from some sort of ethically questionable online marketplace, the very last thing I would do is tell everyone on the planet about it.

I would verify and then verify and verify and then cash out slowly so as to not draw unwanted attention to my windfall.

I would then.................................................

..........well....................................................

I'd have to think about just what I would do with that much money in the bank but one thing is for sure, I'd be mining and doing crypto trading like a big dog for a while.

My $.02.

;)

You do have one hell of a point

A very great man once told me that if you are going to get rich, do it in the dark!

My $.02.

;)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: MRKLYE on December 06, 2013, 07:49:51 PM

A very great man once told me that if you are going to get rich, do it in the dark!

My $.02.

;)

I like this saying!


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Coin.Karma on December 06, 2013, 07:50:22 PM
http://siliconangle.com/blog/2013/12/05/sheep-marketplace-heist-100m-worth-of-bitcoin-believed-stolen-as-site-vanishes-from-the-deep-web/


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: StewieG on December 06, 2013, 07:51:23 PM
http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i40/2/12/6/frabz-So-you-have-33000-bitcoins-but-cant-sign-a-transaction-to-proof--256256.jpg


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: PinguSpy on December 06, 2013, 07:52:46 PM
Nigerian scam just got a new idea.

Bitcoin version.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Kouye on December 06, 2013, 07:58:29 PM
Which makes me think about http://www.419eater.com/

Some are just fabulous, such as:
http://www.419eater.com/html/joyce_ozioma.htm

Must read.

And no, I'm not derailing, since this post was going nowhere anyway.



Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Mister Babylon on December 06, 2013, 07:58:48 PM
I would verify and then verify and verify and then cash out slowly so as to not draw unwanted attention to my windfall.
Now you are thinking about bank transactions. This is not a problem for me, because I operate in cash only. I currently control over 6 million euroes in cash, which is protected by professionals.

The intention behind this thread is to draw attention towards me, so that I can get more traders into the exchanges whenever I need them. If I were to trade with myself, there would be no way to launder my bitcoins.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: eXme on December 06, 2013, 07:58:52 PM
im just rolling on the floor and laughing my ass off.
if you want to get green out of your stolen bitcoins let me know, there is one way!


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: tysat on December 06, 2013, 08:00:46 PM
So it's looking like OP is trolling, haven't seen a signed message yet.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: (A)social on December 06, 2013, 08:01:45 PM
I'm like "Doubting Thomas", I don't believe this until I see a bunch of BTC sent to my address, tsk... a large bunch... 8)

http://www.theintellectualdevotional.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/doubting_thomas_reverend_fun.gif.jpg


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: BelieveTheHype on December 06, 2013, 08:01:59 PM
you need to move all of those coins to new addresses (that only you have keys for) before the seller does.
You are correct about that. Our methods of doing business are more complicated than what I described there.

I wonder if you can prove that even if you really do have these bitcoins, how do you know for sure they were stolen out of an illegal products website??
I hear so many stories of BTC stolen from regular peoples accounts cuz the hacker hit a particular exchange itself. I'm just sayin if I stole or eventually possessed stolen coins that I'm trying to launder, I would totally say "they were stolen from Hitler himself....." (yes, I went there... cuz you said you're from germany.. lol)

Just my thoughts.

PS. I have seen 39873975957 posts requesting some coins from you for no apparent reason. I wouldn't mind jumping on the bandwagon... lol
The only reason I can imagine why one might consider sending bits of BTC to random people is that you are a true believer in the concept of virtual currency and want to spread the btc's for a better btc economy... AND if you have a SHITLOAD that you don't mind spreading the wealth.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: EccLipSe on December 06, 2013, 08:02:38 PM
dump pump with some lies. :)
He think that people will believe him and he'll make dump pump with all others money. it is not with his own.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: joburgtaxi on December 06, 2013, 08:03:12 PM
so he is planning on offloading 33000 bitcoin in face to face cash transactions a little bit at a time ??? Mmmmm


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: FTWbitcoinFTW on December 06, 2013, 08:03:19 PM
Would be stupid to him, to reveal too much information  ::)
Just wait till 19 december and grab some popcorn :D


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: StewieG on December 06, 2013, 08:03:34 PM
PPS. People have asked me, how they could support my actions. I refuse to take any donations in bitcoin, because that would compromise your anonymity and link your bitcoin address to my person. In case you appreciate my work, my anoncoin address is ALiRAPoDdsZAY3jzm1FEYXJvxv3cQ4TLXx
In case you appreciate my work.... :D
So he has tons of bitcoins, but still appreciates to get anoncoins??!! This guy is hilarious :D:D:D:D


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: tysat on December 06, 2013, 08:05:09 PM
Added a note to the OP stating:

Quote
MOD NOTE:
This is most likely a troll, don't believe otherwise till you see a message signed by an address that actually controls a large number of coins.

If it's removed by OP that will confirm troll status, I will remove it if a message is actually signed.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: ffssixtynine on December 06, 2013, 08:06:33 PM
What I like about this, even though it's almost certainly tosh, is that cryptocurrencies makes this possible. The rebellious part of my is thoroughly entertained about such games being played out in public.



Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: (A)social on December 06, 2013, 08:10:30 PM
you need to move all of those coins to new addresses (that only you have keys for) before the seller does.
You are correct about that. Our methods of doing business are more complicated than what I described there.

snip
...
The only reason I can imagine why one might consider sending bits of BTC to random people is that you are a true believer in the concept of virtual currency and want to spread the btc's for a better btc economy... AND if you have a SHITLOAD that you don't mind spreading the wealth.

In such a case I would do that. Really.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: BCB on December 06, 2013, 08:19:51 PM
SCAM

This is one of the oldest scams (in bitcoin).  

That fact that this thread has already gotten so long only indicates that there are always plenty of fools willing to part with their money.

Noob's look at some of the past and recent bitcoin history of scams and thefts.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83794.msg923918#msg923918



Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: oxxymoronn on December 06, 2013, 08:21:02 PM
I would verify and then verify and verify and then cash out slowly so as to not draw unwanted attention to my windfall.
Now you are thinking about bank transactions. This is not a problem for me, because I operate in cash only. I currently control over 6 million euroes in cash, which is protected by professionals.

The intention behind this thread is to draw attention towards me, so that I can get more traders into the exchanges whenever I need them. If I were to trade with myself, there would be no way to launder my bitcoins.

If you have that much capital bud, you can easily manipulate the market on your own and generate wave after wave? Why would you require additional help?


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Mister Babylon on December 06, 2013, 08:27:55 PM
You are correct this is a troll. I am revealing this because I underestimated the amount of attention this thread would receive and set the date of first pump&dump too far in future. I should have told you that I would start dumping today. My intention was to promote memecoin, ulicoin and protoshares.

I will be promoting those coins on Twitter at aforementioned date, so today is a good time to buy.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: oxxymoronn on December 06, 2013, 08:32:15 PM
You are correct this is a troll. I am revealing this because I underestimated the amount of attention this thread would receive and set the date of first pump&dump too far in future. I should have told you that I would start dumping today. My intention was to promote memecoin, ulicoin and protoshares.

I will be better prepared next time.

hahahaha


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: StewieG on December 06, 2013, 08:37:39 PM
You are correct this is a troll. I am revealing this because I underestimated the amount of attention this thread would receive and set the date of first pump&dump too far in future. I should have told you that I would start dumping today. My intention was to promote memecoin, ulicoin and protoshares.

I will be better prepared next time.
Can the mod please delete his account and this thread, this guy stole our precious time (=money) in order to promote some coins he just bought to make a quick buck himself... I can already tell that I don´t like this guy Mr. Babylon...  :-\ This is not the new btc-e trollbox you skunk!


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Luror on December 06, 2013, 08:59:58 PM
I wonder if this is related to Fontas deleting his twitter account: https://twitter.com/fontase


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Barmz on December 06, 2013, 09:21:11 PM
OP,

Sign a message with https://blockchain.info/address/1Cz1pTK8GxsJqdHQrFLWh77WwYsyqyDX3k to prove that you're not a bullshit troll.

OP, just do it plz.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Funky Al on December 06, 2013, 10:37:21 PM
Move along people, nothing to see here...nothing to see.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Desensitizer on December 06, 2013, 10:41:05 PM
Here is his new twitter :P https://twitter.com/fontaseee


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: niothor on December 06, 2013, 10:44:34 PM
So his twitter account got suspended already?  ;D


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: r00tbg on December 06, 2013, 10:52:43 PM
Good evening Mister Babylon,

if everything you say is true, make a donation to this BTC address:

1346bV8xbJxxenEJRWfoaTm38pa2hpqjEc

then the audience might believe you... ;)

regards


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: blackfire962 on December 06, 2013, 11:08:09 PM
I agree, donations to my address would serve as nice proof :D.

Mod note: no begging


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: chalkyuk on December 06, 2013, 11:13:24 PM
oh darn it. I'm slightly late to the party....Hey up I do love a old TROLL thread....I'm going to pull up a comfy chair if it's OK with you guys.

I've brought the Tea N biscuits, Anyone care for a KitKat.... ::)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: cryptocoinmkt.com on December 06, 2013, 11:20:23 PM
MOD NOTE:
This is most likely a troll, don't believe otherwise till you see a message signed by an address that actually controls a large number of coins.


Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.

I have recently come into possession of wallets containing over 33,000 (thirty three thousand) bitcoins. These coins, the seller told me, have been stolen from an online drug marketplace. Which marketplace, I do not exactly know. Because these coins had been tainted in a such way, the customer offered me a very low price. I offered him 100% anonymity and paid him in cash.

I am revealing this to the public, because all bitcoin transactions are public and can be tracked. I exchange bitcoins regularly and in large amounts, always offering 100% anonymity and a cash transaction. I would be most sorrowful to find out, that one of my customers was accused to be a thief, because I have sold him stolen bitcoins.

To assure security of my customers, I will launder this money thoroughly and completely. This process will be conducted by exchanging the bitcoins to different altcoins and back, using a large amount of wallets and small exchange amounts. Success of this project requires steadily rising coin value, so that I do not lose money. I will target altcoins with a small market cap, to ensure I can control the coin value with my own actions during the laundering process. You will benefit from this by buying while I buy, and selling while I sell.

I plan to launder 1,000 (one thousand) bitcoins per weekend. The process will begin on 20 december 13. The first affected altcoins will be published on 19 december 13.

You should follow me on Twitter, if you want to benefit.

https://twitter.com/MisterBabylon

Best regards,

Mister Babylon

PS. People have asked about my bitcoin exchange services. If you want to exchange bitcoins, you can contact me privately at misterbabylon@hushmail.com. Minimum 100 (one hundred) bitcoins. I operate in Germany. Cash payment and 100% anonymity are enforced.

PPS. People have asked me, how they could support my actions. I refuse to take any donations in bitcoin, because that would compromise your anonymity and link your bitcoin address to my person. In case you appreciate my work, my anoncoin address is ALiRAPoDdsZAY3jzm1FEYXJvxv3cQ4TLXx

This sounds a lot like one of those Nigerian e-mail scams.  Hey MisterBabylon , you from Nigeria?  :)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: LostDutchman on December 06, 2013, 11:22:39 PM
oh darn it. I'm slightly late to the party....Hey up I do love a old TROLL thread....I'm going to pull up a comfy chair if it's OK with you guys.

I've brought the Tea N biscuits, Anyone care for a KitKat.... ::)

I vill takink KitKats.  You keepink Imperialist Tea!

Alzo pleeze to be sendink me all your BTC.

Address beink:

BR-549

Thankink you very much pleeze.

Bozhe moi theeze pipilliz are so stupid!

;)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Xer0 on December 06, 2013, 11:48:51 PM
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/mj-popcorn.jpg


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitpop on December 07, 2013, 12:25:10 AM
Hi


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Charm Quark on December 07, 2013, 12:31:38 AM
I will hold them for you while you take a dump


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitpop on December 07, 2013, 12:34:52 AM
I will lol


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bluebit25 on December 07, 2013, 12:37:18 AM
I like how you picked the number 33!!! Aren't you supposed to hide things, instead of telling everyone, lol. But don't worry your secrets safe with me. :)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: traderCJ on December 07, 2013, 01:06:59 AM
You are correct this is a troll. I am revealing this because I underestimated the amount of attention this thread would receive and set the date of first pump&dump too far in future. I should have told you that I would start dumping today. My intention was to promote memecoin, ulicoin and protoshares.

I will be promoting those coins on Twitter at aforementioned date, so today is a good time to buy.

Hey Fontas, why did you take down your Twitter (https://twitter.com/fontase) just before making this announcement?  Also, has the IRS contacted you yet?  Capital gains is a bitch!  Cheers buddy!


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitpop on December 07, 2013, 01:20:35 AM
Yes he took his Twitter down already


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: coins101 on December 07, 2013, 01:25:58 AM
How much did you pay for your wallet of 33,000 bitcoins? lol
The price was about 1,400,000 euroes.

Cash? That takes a big suitcase.

Euros has no 'e' in it.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: kireinaha on December 07, 2013, 01:28:16 AM
Hmm...

Are we all still going to get some free stolen coins? ...Or does this mean no?


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitpop on December 07, 2013, 01:31:59 AM
Please verify yourself by spending all coins within 24 hours


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Bitcoinpro on December 07, 2013, 01:33:54 AM
their was no coins stolen from an online market place the US department of Justice seized them


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: zhinkk on December 07, 2013, 01:34:18 AM
Lol, thanks for letting us know. Good luck on your adventure. :)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitpop on December 07, 2013, 01:36:38 AM
their was no coins stolen from an online market place the US department of Justice seized them


No not the Second heist


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Bitcoinpro on December 07, 2013, 01:37:56 AM
their was no coins stolen from an online market place the US department of Justice seized them


No not the Second heist

there was no second heist


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitpop on December 07, 2013, 01:39:57 AM
Why not?


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: LostDutchman on December 07, 2013, 03:24:10 AM
It is to be knowink that the super kompooter Deep Thought was discover-ed by glorious Party members and hidden from entire world for many years.

After removink of all such Capitalist and  Imperialist programminks, Programmminks of The People were installed by scientists taken from the Facist nations and re-educated to good Soviet thought.

Followink the workinks of the Programminks of The People all traitorious Facist scientist were of course shot.

Restink for many years Deep Thought predictink the risinks of the Bitcoin and beginnink the mininks at dawn of Satoshi.

It is there that the bitcoins residink in the Socialist hands of Deep Thought!

Deep Thought will be ownink all your BTC!

;)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Jenger on December 07, 2013, 03:27:41 AM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37551249.jpg


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bryant.coleman on December 07, 2013, 03:31:31 AM
Posting Blockchain addresses is not valid proof that you own those coins. Simply sign a message, or better make a donation of 0.0001 BTC to some other address after posting it here.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: malaimult on December 07, 2013, 03:31:53 AM
From the spam box:

DEAR SIR:
I AM TIMOTHY GEITHNER, SECRETARY TREASURY OF THE UNITED STATES AMERICA.
I HAVE RECENTLY COME INTO POSSESSION OF SEVEN HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS MISLAID BY MISTER BENN BERNANKY.
AM PREPARED TO DELIVER TO YOUR BANK THE SUM OF FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS PROVIDED THAT YOU CAN DEMONSTRATE GOOD FAITH AND COLATERAL.
PLEASE EMAIL TO  xxxxx
 





nigerian.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: malumeze86 on December 07, 2013, 03:43:46 AM
pulled up a chair myself. opening a beer.

Ditto! ;D

But I pulled my chair up to the beer!   

 ??? ???


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: CashKing on December 07, 2013, 04:30:31 AM
He's just trying to get a lot of people together to manipulate the market with him. Kind of like those penny stock spam newsletters telling you when to sell and buy.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitcoinminer on December 07, 2013, 04:41:46 AM
FucksGiven = (33,000 ^ 0);
FucksGiven--;


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Tirapon on December 07, 2013, 04:43:11 AM
FucksGiven = (33,000 ^ 0);
FucksGiven--;

33,000 ^ 0 = 1


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitcoinminer on December 07, 2013, 04:45:25 AM
FucksGiven = (33,000 ^ 0);
FucksGiven--;

33,000 ^ 0 = 1

Correct.  Next line?


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: JoRoidx on December 07, 2013, 04:48:00 AM
I am in How Can I help?


JoRoid


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: zackclark70 on December 07, 2013, 04:53:30 AM
You are correct this is a troll. I am revealing this because I underestimated the amount of attention this thread would receive and set the date of first pump&dump too far in future. I should have told you that I would start dumping today. My intention was to promote memecoin, ulicoin and protoshares.

I will be promoting those coins on Twitter at aforementioned date, so today is a good time to buy.

hmm this has some odd timing I have been given some info that suggests that this account was controlled by the dev of 1 or all of the above coins

 


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: iPaulito on December 07, 2013, 07:58:26 AM
Shut up and take my moneeeeeeeeeey ;D


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: disclaimer201 on December 07, 2013, 09:10:05 AM
MOD NOTE:
This is most likely a troll, don't believe otherwise till you see a message signed by an address that actually controls a large number of coins.


Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.

I have recently come into possession of wallets containing over 33,000 (thirty three thousand) bitcoins. These coins, the seller told me, have been stolen from an online drug marketplace. Which marketplace, I do not exactly know. Because these coins had been tainted in a such way, the customer offered me a very low price. I offered him 100% anonymity and paid him in cash.

I am revealing this to the public, because all bitcoin transactions are public and can be tracked. I exchange bitcoins regularly and in large amounts, always offering 100% anonymity and a cash transaction. I would be most sorrowful to find out, that one of my customers was accused to be a thief, because I have sold him stolen bitcoins.

To assure security of my customers, I will launder this money thoroughly and completely. This process will be conducted by exchanging the bitcoins to different altcoins and back, using a large amount of wallets and small exchange amounts. Success of this project requires steadily rising coin value, so that I do not lose money. I will target altcoins with a small market cap, to ensure I can control the coin value with my own actions during the laundering process. You will benefit from this by buying while I buy, and selling while I sell.

I plan to launder 1,000 (one thousand) bitcoins per weekend. The process will begin on 20 december 13. The first affected altcoins will be published on 19 december 13.

You should follow me on Twitter, if you want to benefit.

https://twitter.com/MisterBabylon

Best regards,

Mister Babylon

PS. People have asked about my bitcoin exchange services. If you want to exchange bitcoins, you can contact me privately at misterbabylon@hushmail.com. Minimum 100 (one hundred) bitcoins. I operate in Germany. Cash payment and 100% anonymity are enforced.

PPS. People have asked me, how they could support my actions. I refuse to take any donations in bitcoin, because that would compromise your anonymity and link your bitcoin address to my person. In case you appreciate my work, my anoncoin address is ALiRAPoDdsZAY3jzm1FEYXJvxv3cQ4TLXx

Make sure to buy some DigitalCoins. Thanks.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bryant.coleman on December 07, 2013, 11:01:27 AM
The OP hasn't been active for the last 24 hours or so and his twitter account is deleted. This thread was almost definitely a scam.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: hilariousandco on December 07, 2013, 11:14:19 AM
The OP hasn't been active for the last 24 hours or so and his twitter account is deleted. This thread was almost definitely a scam.

No shit. I bet he got at least some people to send him money too.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: nomailing on December 07, 2013, 11:18:41 AM
The OP hasn't been active for the last 24 hours or so and his twitter account is deleted. This thread was almost definitely a scam.

No shit. I bet he got at least some people to send him money too.

Obviously he dropped his coins on all the exchanges. Therefore the price drop by 50%.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Tirapon on December 07, 2013, 11:20:20 AM
FucksGiven = (33,000 ^ 0);
FucksGiven--;

33,000 ^ 0 = 1

Correct.  Next line?

Is it 0?


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: |Fr0sty| on December 07, 2013, 12:04:30 PM
Oh man, this is rich. I guess Walther White's meth really did do well in the Czech Republic.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitcoinminer on December 07, 2013, 03:04:44 PM

Its "subtract one" in programming terms.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: Tirapon on December 07, 2013, 04:01:54 PM

Ah, I get it now!

Good joke.  :D

Thanks for the lesson.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: jongameson on December 07, 2013, 06:34:48 PM
nice use of the bitwise exclusive or operator (XOR).  33000 ^ 0 would equal 33000 obviously.  and C++ would definitely get "tripped up" by a few commas in there, careful coding:)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: zeetubes on December 07, 2013, 09:19:53 PM
Off topic but what the hell.

German ordering breakfast:

Customer: F U N E M?
Waiter: S V F M
Customer: N F U N E X?
Waiter: S V F X
Customer: OK N L F M N X 4 1


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitcoinminer on December 07, 2013, 09:51:44 PM
nice use of the bitwise exclusive or operator (XOR).  33000 ^ 0 would equal 33000 obviously.  and C++ would definitely get "tripped up" by a few commas in there, careful coding:)

It was "To the power of" with what is available to me :-)  And I didn't use any commas.

But now my nerd joke is completely ruined lol.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitcoinminer on December 07, 2013, 09:52:12 PM

Its "subtract one" in programming terms.

Ah, I get it now!

Good joke.  :D

Thanks for the lesson.

No worries.  It was supposed to be more funny than confusing.  Ah well.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitpop on December 07, 2013, 10:10:49 PM
Dafuq


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: speedtrader on December 19, 2013, 05:17:21 PM
What would be the fastest way to dump that many Bitcoins if you wanted to do that?


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: DubFX on December 19, 2013, 05:31:09 PM
Did this guy prove that he really has it at end? Maybe EX marketplace owner trying to get his hands clean?


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: luqash3 on December 19, 2013, 06:49:42 PM
33000 bitcoins you got just like that Mister Babylon well either you are lying or you are too lucky to get massive amount of bitcoins. As far as buying is concerned even if you give genuine guarantee then I would say simple sorry because you are a fraudster who has not earned it yourself and really I don’t  trade with thieves. So best of luck with your bitcoins


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: bitcoinminer on February 11, 2014, 05:09:03 PM
What would be the fastest way to dump that many Bitcoins if you wanted to do that?

Just store them in your account at Mt. GOXXX!


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: gtraah on February 25, 2014, 01:08:05 PM
If you bought those coins then your going to end up screwed in the end. Sheep Marketplace was already being watched by multiple agencies and since they were robbed i can guarentee that when they find him they will be pissed they cant claim those coins for themselves
You are correct about risks. However, my largest concern is the anonymity of my customers, not of myself. I thoroughly launder all stolen bitcoins to prevent tracking of transactions. My personal safety is under control, because I work with Satudarah to ensure my anonymity during customer meetings. I am also paying 'Ndrangheta for protection.

Can I have 7 Million Dollars first - I demand the 7 Mill be in bitcoin - THEN and ONLY then will be allowed to send me more coins.

Deal?

*Handshake

Done..

Heres my address : 1skjfs;kfjhsldkfjhdflkgjhsdlkgfjhadlfkgjhdslfkgjhsdfgkjhsdfgkjhsd;fgkjdf;gksdfjg;ldfjhg;dfljgn;flgn;dflsgn;dflghdf;lgjhsdf;lgjhl;ksdfjg;


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: FTWbitcoinFTW on February 25, 2014, 01:08:37 PM
I have 2300 bitcoins that are owned by a royal family and are frozen but I can't move them out of the country

How can i help you, my prince


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: CoinRocka on February 25, 2014, 02:35:19 PM
Didn't this guy watch "Captain Phillips?"   :P

(Long time listener, first time poster)


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: sexydh80 on February 25, 2014, 03:05:19 PM
I am revealing this because I underestimated the amount of attention this thread would receive and set the date of first pump&dump too far in future.


Title: Re: I have over 33,000 bitcoins.
Post by: asso on February 25, 2014, 03:18:35 PM
This guy has a lot of fantasy