Title: The Crypto Trader by CryptoPoet (Contains Some Bad Language !!) Post by: CryptoPoet on December 07, 2013, 09:45:02 AM Hi guys I'm new here and thought I'd share this poem on my experiences with day trading thus far. Hope you all enjoy it.
The Crypto Trader Woke early in the morning at a twenty past three Bad dreams about my holdings in the crypto currencieees Grabbed me rizzla and me baccy and a bit of blue cheese fired up the latop and logged on to B T C eeee I glance over at the trollbox and everyone's going crazy 20 messages a second but my heads still kinda hazy buy sell crash and then oops a fucking daisy buy high sell low it's gonna bloody break me Ltc on gox and Chinas going down muppets in the trollbox playing the bloody clown I've just lost a fortune but I'm gonna swing it round I buy back on the dips but then it hit's the fucking ground Now I'm sweating widly caught short and panic holding I thought I had the ticket it was looking pretty golden bear trap in the making and to the whales beholden the panics kickin in and again I'm fucking folding. Should have bloody held I could hear the trollbox say Don't give your god damn bitcoins the bloody hell away All the spartans holding cause they know just how to play Been awake 10 bloody minutes and I've ruined my fucking day Then suddenly in that moment I spot the golden goose Goddamn motherfucking Chikun is on the fucking loose Prices climbing wildy it's the pump and dump abuse I plunge in with the dollar but I'm just tightening the noose Suddenly it's crashing and ok coin is down 502 bad gateway and my heads going round and round Stop the fucking ride I can hear the voices sound Then the goddamn bloody chikun decides then to rebound Now we're heading skyward and aiming for the moon and now the bloody trollbox has changed its bloody tune quick sell panic crash and omg you loon everything is crashing get out and get out soon I log onto bitcoinwisdom and cast my eye upon the charts Had enough of trollbox thinking it's so bloody smart They have turned the act of lying into a bloody art Spreading FUD and disinformation of which I want no part I cast my eyes upon the charts and YES ! their looking green I'm feeling optimistic based on the data seen Litecoin flexing muscle and it's looking kinda mean but sure as bloody likely, falls back into it's routine Chikun falling quickly It's wing clipped clean away I'm sat here quite astounded by the current state of play Panic hold or panic buy or sell it all today It's another shit decision, trading crypto by the day. I'm really low on fiat now I'm gonna have to borrow ne'er a bitterer pill that one poor soul could swallow One day elation and the other day sorrow Though sure as hell I will be back - to trade again tomorrow. CryptoPoet 2013 If this raised a smile, donations always appreciated !! Good Luck with your trading guys. BTC: 16YdeNfdAkQsRQesE6d2P4hPCBYQGS25sm LTC: LhQfjP5hMDiBondYAqLh3qyCrdAqPmwD79 |