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Title: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Pubert81 on August 10, 2011, 01:24:38 PM
Today is my birthday and i'm all alone.

I turned 30 today and i have no friends to party with. I don't have any friends at all. I never had a girlfriend. I never had sex. I'm failing at university and will be kicked out next semester. I recently got beaten up by some strangers and don't have a job in sight. I can't even afford the rent for this room for the next month. My life sucks. I'm going to end it. Please cheer me up.  :'(

My bitcoin address is 1Bes4JyGVfWgrpkrKbb93yh7TKGEGLrLe3


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: sje397 on August 10, 2011, 02:01:07 PM
Your grammar and punctuation is quite good.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Speculator on August 10, 2011, 02:19:02 PM
Go fuck yourself  :D


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Pubert81 on August 10, 2011, 02:23:50 PM
Your grammar and punctuation is quite good.
I know you are being sarcastic. :'(
English is not my native language...

Go fuck yourself  :D
No, i don't want to do this anymore. I want to get away from that. Life is quite disappointing after years of masturbation only.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: dub0matic on August 10, 2011, 02:41:07 PM
haha hero time


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: ohforf on August 10, 2011, 03:10:16 PM
/me points at the title of this thread.
So, where is the Party ? Did you buy enough Beer ?  ???


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Pubert81 on August 10, 2011, 04:20:57 PM
So, where is the Party ? Did you buy enough Beer ?  ???
I don't have any cash left for beer, i need everything i have left to buy food. I can only offer a mental beer. I'm so sorry :'(


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Pubert81 on August 10, 2011, 06:06:46 PM
So, where is the Party???
You are invited to my suicidal mission....not really a party but i found one beer in the freezer. I also found some happy pills to end this sad life. Which pills should i take with the beer when it's defrosted?



Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: NothinG on August 10, 2011, 06:27:31 PM
https://i.imgur.com/WKE7e.jpg


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: B1TC0IN on August 10, 2011, 06:44:47 PM
Happy Birthday!


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Pubert81 on August 10, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
NothinG ....that was a serious question:


Beer is still frozen inside, so which pills will cheer me up?


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: iLLmAtiCiAn on August 10, 2011, 06:56:48 PM
I loled


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: NothinG on August 10, 2011, 07:12:26 PM
Take the pill that looks like strawberries on the package.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: djbasik on August 10, 2011, 07:22:51 PM
lol seriously? :P ::)


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: NothinG on August 10, 2011, 07:26:58 PM
lol seriously? :P ::)
I like strawberry...
Do you like the oranges?


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Pubert81 on August 10, 2011, 07:35:32 PM
Strawberry pill will give me a boner. Orange, banana and Pineapple too.


However, i feel that this won't change my pointless life.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Pubert81 on August 10, 2011, 07:46:50 PM
How should i know he would pick these pills? There are also lots of pain killer pills. I'm still sad. Bottle neck of the beer is still blocked by an ice block.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: chester22 on August 11, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
cry if you want to


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: TiagoTiago on August 11, 2011, 02:09:50 AM
So the guy is holding himself hostage?


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: TiagoTiago on August 11, 2011, 02:12:32 AM
Btw, people not taking this seriously; it has happened before, i mean, there has  been people threatening to kill themselves online that eventually did it and no one believed until it came on the news (or in one case the guy did it live on webcam), someone needs to figure out where this guys lives and notify the appropriate authority/entity/whatever before it's too late 0.0


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: TiagoTiago on August 11, 2011, 02:15:17 AM
Btw OP, my response to you is don't do it, do your best to live long enough to reach the point where you'll look back and be glad you didn't do it; if you stay alive long enough you'll get there, believe me.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Raoul Duke on August 11, 2011, 02:20:22 AM
WTF, you said you are a virgin and that you only masturbate, so... what da fuck do you need viagra for??  ???

EDIT: Maybe he is this italian dude here:
Code:
http://myworld.ebay.com/pubert81/

Too much of a coincidence that the exact match search on google would only find his nickname on these forums and on ebay ;)

Now we need an admin/moderator to check if his IP is from Italy, and if so, warn the carabinieri


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Maged on August 11, 2011, 03:50:43 AM
God FUCKING dammit, guys. I should be banning everyone in this thread, especially NothinG. You see this shit, YOU FUCKING REPORT IT. TiagoTiago is the only reason I saw this thread. Because of you guys, Pubert81 is now likely dead. Hope you feel proud of yourselves.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: NothinG on August 11, 2011, 03:55:55 AM
God FUCKING dammit, guys. I should be banning everyone in this thread, especially NothinG. You see this shit, YOU FUCKING REPORT IT. TiagoTiago is the only reason I saw this thread. Because of you guys, Pubert81 is now likely dead. Hope you feel proud of yourselves.
I wont apologize to you, as I did nothing wrong.
I said take the ones with fruit on them.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Pubert81 on August 11, 2011, 08:20:35 AM
I'm alive! Thanks to NothinG i had a boner and ice cold beer. I fapped the whole day and now my penis hurts. Now i'm still here...and sad.

WTF, you said you are a virgin and that you only masturbate, so... what da fuck do you need viagra for??  ???
Ever heard of ED (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction)? That is what these pills are made for. I can't get a boner the usual way. Thank you for reminding me on that. :'(
These are not original viagras, i had to buy them on the black market because the original stuff is too expensive for me.

Maybe he is this italian dude here:
No, that's not me. Please remove that link or you will get wrong guy in trouble. I don't want to harm anyone.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: the joint on August 11, 2011, 09:55:09 AM
.01 BTC sent Pubert.  I'm sending this because I sincerely care for your life as another human being, not because I think that .01 BTC will in any way help your financial circumstance, nor do I feel it's my responsibility to help you financially.  But, I want you to accept it and know that there's genuine care backing that BTC.

Have you considered meditation?  Meditation has scientific, logical, and (to me) experiential validity as a means of increasing the total sum of peace and happiness in one's life.  In fact, many people for thousands of years have chosen an ascetic lifestyle so they can be alone and discover how to be happy -- that is, they choose to be alone so they can discover what is intrinsically beneficial, that which is inside of each and every one of us that has the potential to make us happy.

I truly believe the potential for happiness is with us always, but that, in your case, it might simply be covered up.  It's kind of like how the sun is always shining, even on a cloudy day, but you just can't always see it because sometimes the clouds are so dense.  But, if you concentrate hard enough, you can still feel its warmth and see the light shining through, making everything around you grow.

My advice -- try to establish hope in SOMETHING.  Even if your life sucks, maybe someone else can still benefit from you being alive.  Make someone smile; find a purpose; do something that gives even a tiny bit more significance to your life here.

In any case, just know that I care.  I want you here.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Pubert81 on August 11, 2011, 03:00:49 PM
.01 BTC sent Pubert.  I'm sending this because I sincerely care for your life as another human being, not because I think that .01 BTC will in any way help your financial circumstance, nor do I feel it's my responsibility to help you financially.  But, I want you to accept it and know that there's genuine care backing that BTC.
Thank you for your cheer up! I appreciate your donation. That was the best thing that happened to me in a looong time.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: BusmasterDMA on August 11, 2011, 03:21:29 PM
Suicide is irreversible.  I know that is stating the obvious, but think of it this way: if you choose suicide today, and tomorrow life would have changed for the better, you've made the wrong choice.  If you choose to wait to see what tomorrow brings, you've lost nothing, as suicide is always still available.  Waiting to commit suicide is always the best logical choice.

Besides, if life feels to be its lowest point, it can only go up from there, right?


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Mad7Scientist on August 11, 2011, 04:23:30 PM
So your life is a failure simply because you don't have a girlfriend? That is really lame! There are so many things you could be doing.

How do you know that your life is a failure because you have never had sex if you never had sex before?

I think you're just having a good time sitting in Italy messing with us :) You probably don't have ED at 30 years old either!

I wish people who want to commit suicide would spend some time doing something adventurous or dangerous instead. Try sky diving or take some adventurous trip somewhere. Hop on a boat and become a stow away. Buy and sell stuff on the black market. There are lots of things to do.

If you really do have ED then there is probably something wrong with your body which would also lead to depression so you wouldn't be able to enjoy the things I listed above. You know the sperm counts in Western Europe and the USA have fallen 87% in the last 50 years and most of that happened in the last 30 years. Try moving somewhere else and completely abandoning the customs of the country that you came from.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Christian Pezza on August 11, 2011, 05:07:45 PM
All right!

Girlfriend= expensive and demanding= no worth

Excess of Masturbation= expression of repression desire= no worth it

ED= blame your self= no worth it

All of us have problems face it! That @$$ bit you up was not less with problems!
You looking for comforts well it's a good thing congratulation!
You got your attention so now WHAT!
Move on!!! People Care about you but they are heavy in the own problem to make you feel wroth it all the time!

Quite often to understand "WHY?" "HOW?" "WHAT?" you may have to understand where you come from and decide if you are in the right place (Physically not necessary mentally)!

If you are going to get kicked out you may better move on and get a JOB! Make your self worth it more than 0.1 BTC and earn your Wealth!

A woman will come to you as like you are and because you are a GOOD MAN! But YOU HAVE to get there bud!

If you been able to open a topic to this foru,m you have a quite chance to kik @$$!

Baby steps!

Cheers!




Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: the joint on August 11, 2011, 06:08:55 PM
.01 BTC sent Pubert.  I'm sending this because I sincerely care for your life as another human being, not because I think that .01 BTC will in any way help your financial circumstance, nor do I feel it's my responsibility to help you financially.  But, I want you to accept it and know that there's genuine care backing that BTC.
Thank you for your cheer up! I appreciate your donation. That was the best thing that happened to me in a looong time.

You're quite welcome bro, anytime.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: ngzhang on August 11, 2011, 06:28:55 PM
Why not watch some Adu**   Video and do it yourself....
just kidding, never mind


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: MiningBuddy on August 11, 2011, 06:31:43 PM
OP Get yourself over to www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/) to talk to people in the same situation as you, the guys/gals are really friendly.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Kansattica on August 17, 2011, 01:56:47 AM
Watch a good movie. That always cheers me up.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: rainingbitcoins on August 17, 2011, 05:45:28 AM
I wish people who want to commit suicide would spend some time doing something adventurous or dangerous instead. Try sky diving or take some adventurous trip somewhere. Hop on a boat and become a stow away. Buy and sell stuff on the black market. There are lots of things to do.

The thing with depression is that it can make all of those things and everything else in the world seem terribly boring and not worth the effort.

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If you really do have ED then there is probably something wrong with your body which would also lead to depression so you wouldn't be able to enjoy the things I listed above.

It's probably the other way around. Depression can frequently lead to loss of interest in sex and other sexual problems, none of which are technically physical problems.

Hey OP, what kinda pills you got? I always like finding out about weird foreign medicines. I'm assuming they're not American, anyway, because your beer is in a plastic bottle I mean WTF. Not even gonna ask why you had a frozen solid beer wasting away in your freezer either. Good luck, buddy. Hopefully you live in a country where you won't have to pay a bunch of money that you don't have to get therapy.

Quote from: kansattica
Watch a good movie. That always cheers me up.

Alternatively, watch a very depressing movie and realize that it could be worse.  Here, try one of these:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300140/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0282698/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091251/

Also, if you're actually Italian, here's a good movie to put your poverty into perspective:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077138/


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: the joint on August 17, 2011, 07:08:36 AM


The thing with depression is that it can make all of those things and everything else in the world seem terribly boring and not worth the effort.



I actually see these symptoms of depression as 'direction signs' so to speak.  It seems to me that many people who are depressed may think, "If only I could get more motivation to go out in public more...to have more sexual desire...to be interested in the things I used to be...etc...then I wouldn't be depressed."  In my view, these symptoms are actually the mind's defensive response against the mental illness, just like a fever is a body's defensive response against a physical illness.  In other words, I think the mind is already taking care of certain things for you, and that actually, the lack of sexual desire, lack of motivation, lack of social efficacy, etc. are useful in that they lead the person to the root of the problem.  I think that instead of trying to immediately try to seek these things again, the depressed person should spend time with themselves to learn more about themselves and to reflect upon their lifestyle; to find what it is that truly makes a person happy.  Specifically, what makes a person happy are the things that are intrinsically beneficial -- the things that the more you have of them, the more your happiness grows.  This is not true for extrinsically beneficial things.  The more money, fame, fortune, possessions, drugs, etc. you have, you do not become exponentially happier.  But things like love, wisdom, contentment, humility, etc. -- the more of these a person has, the happier they become.  People often try to drown their sorrows in a drink, by surrounding themselves with tons of people in a social environment, by buying a new car, but all of these things lead the person away from the solution for happiness.  That is why I think the symptoms of depression are actually a good thing if one assesses them with deeper insight.  Your mind is telling you not to pay attention to these things, because are things that are far more important.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Mad7Scientist on August 22, 2011, 01:30:57 AM
If you for instance go on statin drugs to lower cholesterol it will lead to reduced testosterone which causes ED and depression!

There are all kinds of plastics & soy products & pthlates in the food (and water) supplies of Western countries which cause the feminization of men.

ED is a physical problem!!!!! So is depression to a lesser extent.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: the joint on August 22, 2011, 02:09:30 AM
If you for instance go on statin drugs to lower cholesterol it will lead to reduced testosterone which causes ED and depression!

There are all kinds of plastics & soy products & pthlates in the food (and water) supplies of Western countries which cause the feminization of men.

ED is a physical problem!!!!! So is depression to a lesser extent.

Physical vs. Mental problem is a false dichotomy.  In the example you gave, your (mental) choice to go on specific drug can lead to ED and depression (which obviously both lead to certain mental and physical states).  Mental and physical problems are linked inseparably.  Nature vs. Nurture (or genes vs. environment) is another example of a false dichotomy.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: hmongotaku on August 22, 2011, 03:00:29 AM
lol viagra! your rich!


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Mad7Scientist on August 22, 2011, 03:54:14 AM
So now there is no longer any difference between a mental and physical problem. This is insanity. Or you're just a troll who likes to use big words to confuse people.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: the joint on August 22, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
So now there is no longer any difference between a mental and physical problem. This is insanity. Or you're just a troll who likes to use big words to confuse people.

I work in an adult inpatient psychiatric unit.  I didn't say there is no difference.  I said it is a false dichotomy and that the two are inherently linked.  One cannot be explained without an explanation of the other.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Mad7Scientist on August 23, 2011, 03:45:21 AM
If you eat lethal poison, you will die no matter how much you think about it trying to make yourself not die.

Same with an environmentally induced chemical problem in the body.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: the joint on August 23, 2011, 03:48:04 AM
If you eat lethal poison, you will die no matter how much you think about it trying to make yourself not die.

Same with an environmentally induced chemical problem in the body.

It was your mental decision to eat lethal poison.

An environmentally induced chemical problem (and the lethal poison) wouldn't be a problem if you didn't mentally identify dying or the physical consequences as a problem.  A problem is defined by a subject.  If a subject doesn't define it as a problem, it's not a problem.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Malcode on August 23, 2011, 06:52:10 AM
I'm just wondering. If you're ending your life then why do you need Bitcoins? That would just be a waste since if you die, the Bitcoins will be lost forever.


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: Natalie on August 23, 2011, 06:53:48 AM
Happy belated birthday! 


Title: Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited!
Post by: SuNr1s3 on August 23, 2011, 09:59:03 AM
funny thread lol