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I expect around 95% to vote Yes.... but hopefully when you become the "wealthy elite" with bitcoins, that will not be an issue.

Money can buy you hookers but it can't buy you love.

wrong expectations...

I think there are a lot of mature people on here (with families) so no.

Are you saying that girls will only ever go for me for my money?! ;_; YOU'RE MEAN! :(

Married with children.

Nö :)

extra virgin

Whose children did you marry? LOL  ;D Grammar is funny hehe

Yeah you can read it two ways. I see what you mean now.

married, with children :P lol it's amazing how one word or just punctuation can make all the difference.

'Cum on children' vs 'Come on, children'  ;D.

You're right... I should have expected most people to LIE and vote no


Yes, just telling you the truth man


That's gross

A couple are sitting on a sofa together and the guy slowly moves his hand down grabbing the girls knee. He then slowly starts moving his hand upward toward her inner thigh when all of the sudden she grabs his hand and says, "I've never done anything like this before!"  The guy looks her in the eye with a puzzled stare and said, "Really, I was talking to your son earlier today and he says you have."

its happen many time but she is still virgin I sure and she want to live virgin because its better for her ;D

if you always wore a condom you're still a virgin.

they make dissolving condoms btw ;)

Dissolving condoms? Wat?

That sounds remarkably useful, tell me more.

Your right, I feel unconfortable with the condom like real virgin

I can't get it up if I wear a condom..... always fuk without a condom crew


dissolving condoms? are these edible condoms that dissolve in ur mouth?

I told the truth.

LOL - when they say "I've never done anything like this before!" you know they have done it probably dozens of times.

What they really mean is "...before, with you".

LOL =))))

That would have been 'married to children' to be what you were thinking here.  The preposition makes the difference.

Been a virgin since high school, he-he.

I was Virgin and now  :P can you imagine what I am saying

Everytime I shower, I use Virgin olive oil to rub my brick hoping I will gain back my lost virginity ::)

Nope, lost it at the age of 17! :)

so you weren't a virgin before high-school o.O

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AManIsNotAVirgin

I used to be. I'm thinking of becoming one again. It's much cheaper and I seem to recall feeling happier and more peaceful.

LOST IT

I don't remember the exact time, maybe ten years ago  ;D

Ha!

Thank you for this hilarity. Now my coworkers think I'm nuts.

does it really matter?

I find this irrelevant as well.
When do you stop being a virgin, this is the question. If by having sex then does oral count? What about animals?  ;D

73% not but I thought we are all nerds with no social life here?

Usually penetrative sex between two humans. No, oral doesn't count.

 :D  :D

Like a BTC virgin. For the very first time.

I was one.... around 10 years ago.  ;D 

Spend quite a bit of money to remove that tag.  :)

How did that devirgination go?

OP: not a virgin

Question:    Are you a virgin?
Yes    - 20 (24.4%)
No    - 62 (75.6%)
   
Total Voters: 82

get rich with bitcoins nn you might lose your V if you are in 24.4% list. But you choose it then grt i Slute you guys :D 

I need to get out of the fucking UK, that's my reason for being a virgin >_< lol I've pretty much ditched any chance of a social life so I can earn the money to leave.

Yes! I'm still a virgin :D

well with that british accent you shouldn't have too much trouble finding a girl..

No.

lmao... i thought UK girls were sluts?


Went there last november and got laid

Don't worry, if you date someone and have sex, you're basically paying for it anyways, lol.

I believe that virginity is only for losers.  ;D

lolz American girls do have a thing for the British, what's with that? :P


The single ones definitely are which is why you won't see me hitting on them really, there's a reason the teenage pregnancy rates here are so high, the ones who you'd date though are all usually taken or my personal favourite in the UK any girl that's even remotely attractive usually has at least two guys hovering around her constantly, usually chavs who would pick a fight with you just for looking at her oh, or they turn out to be total sociopaths.

I think I'd rather take my chances overseas rather than fall into that trap :P

I have 64 years old and Im virgin because im a monk in the Tibet. Any problem?

sex was way more exciting before losing virginity :(((( it lost its mistery hahahahaha

Lost it many, many moons ago...

Yes I am a virgin  ;D

Doing girls in the butt only means you are still a virgin right?

That's why I have always hated those Catholic / Buddhist priests...  ;D

I was virgin when I was 9 years old.

what a rational thought

So you lost your virginity when you were 9? Man.. that's child abuse.  >:(

I thought you were a hit with the ladies? I think ditching the social life is a bad idea as that's pretty much the only way to meet women as they won't come knocking at your door.

:o

i was a virgin untill i was 19 and met my girlfriend. best thing thats ever happen to me and glad i waited

not a virgin, but never had a girlfriend    :o

So you paid for it? Same here.  ;D

How old are you?  :(

23 years....old!

Perhaps that's the ideal age to lose your virginity...  ;D

I'd say more probably just casual sex or a one night stand.

.

I am married person, so i am not

Yes, I am a virgin.  But it's been worth it.

This nice angel visited me, and my son is beloved around the globe all these 2000 years.

Plus I have my own Holy Day and all that.

Oh, and the donkey ride was fun, and all the free furniture.

And the myrhh ....

You get the idea.

Buy? Isn't it cheaper to just rent one for one night?  ;D

.

This made me lol so hard :D


btw the OP was so wrong with his expectations :D

The whole thread is one huge LOL :D

Being married doesn't mean you can't be a virgin :D


Maybe OP means "virgin from behind"? ;D

Marriage is just long-term financing on a piece of ass.

LOL the new definition of marriage.

Most would argue it's actually more expensive, too, :p.

Lol! It's also a voluntary cut off of your circulation

...and the complete elimination of your sex life.

lol @ long-term financing what I am really curious about is I only know 1 virgin who is over 18 which I give the guy kudo's cuz they're all money succubus life draining whores imho I hate saying it but every past relationship I have had has just been something that has either held me back in life or drained bank accounts... I guess i'll change my perspective on women when I actually find one who can support herself and has motivation to do something with herself and her life partner other then be a housewife.

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Why would you let somebody drain your bank accounts? Sounds like your fault and/or your just choose the wrong women. Find one that'll let you financially dominate her haha.

Probably best Dank post on this forum. So true.

And virgin is for girls only. For boys this condition is called Gamer! :D

Often the condition can be overcome with switching the designation to Gaymer.

I am getting a divorce if BTC hits $10,000.  ;D

I fuked about 3 4 times with my gf and she had a baby on her 16.now I am dad.

nooo and yesss

what is it friend...its nope or yeap!

Its both!!!

very confusing to me.....  ???

I fucking pissed myself laughing reading this ;D. Then who was phone?

That's yope!

That's the problem with sex, guys forget they're shooting babies out the head and girls never forget. That makes them too afraid of sex and we aren't afraid enough.

I'm more along the lines of wrong women but when you give a girl a plastic card and say spend no more then $200 and she comes back with $2000 spent. It def puts a damper on hey bitch why dont you listen once in a while? I dont care about money that is just my personal opinion on most women, as I have seen it first hand myself and well multitudes of other guys being taken advantage of for those reasons.

Don't get me wrong though i've had my fair share of sluts which I get along with why? Because they are just women trapped in a mans body. Also any girl who can grab an xbox controller and know how to use both joysticks and actually obtain a higher score in call of duty then me that also likes to get their bang on?! Who couldn't ask for more.

what happened to foresight
i'm calling their bluff

No, but I used to be  :D

The topic should be changed to, how old did you lose your virgin...

"lose your virgin" would mean that you lost somebody who is a virgin ;)

If anyone is doing research I will gladly donate a percentage of my profits to have proper contraceptive pill for men.

( Seriously I really don't want to get a girl pregnant and the thought terrifies me )

well we were having anal sex, cause i do not like condoms (i do not feel anything), but that did not work all the times i guess...anyway condoms are there, you do not need pills.

Nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwyHNIlUm9g

hehehe but not feeling in anal sex just waste of energy

I think you can worry about that when you find a woman who'll let you near her haha, And there are contraceptive pills for men being worked on: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10490331/New-contraceptive-pill-for-men.html

It terrifies me too, but I also really hate condoms and STDs lol

this thread is laughable

ok virgin boy

I would have used a condom, going back in time, but who could imagine some sperm splashing from Anus into vaginal? and I imagined feces in Anus killed sperm cells... I was wrong

The virgin was never found.

I used to be. I'm thinking of becoming one again. It's much cheaper and I seem to recall feeling happier and more peaceful.

sex was way more exciting before losing virginity

I am virgin and I will always be, seeing how you guys are not happy after having sex only makes my will stronger :)

 I'm not a virgin however I'm not a man whore either, only been with 4 woman in my 20+ years.

nice  ::)

It's overrated but fun ;)

One night last summer my ex gf and I snuck around someones mansion in my town and made love in the gazebo.

I was feeling really good when I got home and while listening to the Daft Punk song "Get Lucky"
bet 100 btc on 73% Satoshi Dice.

I lost and called her up crying.

cool story eh bros?

Yes. I will always be.

Im not, but you yes.

Deep in my mind and in my heart I'm still a virgin.  ;D

I am not virgin. Your idea is wrong.

What about bitcoins?

im still a vigrin

;D

is it important?

on this day i dont think so even the most prominent whore in your neighborhood can get love and have a happy life in the end :)

money can get women
bitcoins are money
this means 28.1% of us don't own enough bitcoins :D

still it depends to a person :)

Same

7 months virgin going on 8

;D

Like a bouse

100 Bitcoin jesus I would have rather not sneak around that night and end up betting away 100 Bitcoin.

i love virgin girls.....
it's hot for fuck sex with her

Hey olive oil here

I like virgin girls.  :) I'm a virgin also.

yes i'm

Question is: are you a virgin???
or not ass virgin... :)

BURNNNNN

MT. Gox took my ass virginity

I think the proper term is assginity
or saying there is only 7 planets left in the Solar system because MtGox destroyed uranus :D

lol.... someone should sue Gox for that. And also for the probable increase in HIV infections.

not a nice question to ask a girl.

really?

they'll just say that the guy who removed Pluto got away with it and so they will too  :-\

but the HIV infections one might work :D

LOL



If you invested a lot in bitcoin when this was posted.... you are probably broke as fuck by now and uber virgins. Keep holding my friends, maybe one day you will be rich enough to pay for sex all day erry day  ;D

WTF 26% are virgins here? I just hope it's not representative of the whole forum, cuz holy cow. :o

yes i am a vergin

Virgin for 19 years and 5 months, still going on.

Yes, but i'm only 14 years old.

I'm too young to have a contact right now.LMAO

I am married currently with no children. I don't see why people expect everyone on the internet to be virgins.

https://i.imgur.com/SR8OacT.jpg?1
i think  ;D

You seem to ask a lot of sexual questions and share sexual experinces what are you trying to prove?

We are virgin. Come on honey. Come to my bed sex with me.

A man and woman are sitting together on a sofa watching a movie. The man works his hand along the inside thigh of the woman. Just as he's about to go to the top the woman stops him and says, "we shouldn't do that because I'm a virgin". The man looks at her puzzled and says, "I think your lying to me". The woman replied, "what makes you think that"? The man replies, "because your son told me you've had lots of boyfriends".

I want to merrid if any girls still a virgin.

Nobody here is a virgin, the government fucked us all in the ass with their taxes and regulation.

I am surely yes!  ;D

I'm not a virgin, but I plan to be soon.

Has Kurt Cobain been quoted already?
Nobody will die virgin.

I already hooked a girl in a  party bar and banged her at our house after the party, that was when I'm 19 years old.

Apo mpros parthena kai apo piso mpainoun traina! lol

I'm still a virgin...100% extra virgin  ::)

I was fked in the ass by banksters, i`m surely no virgin anymore  ???

I bet it was her first time... not

"Of course it was my first time, why do men always ask me this?"

I heard reconstructive surgeries are becoming more popular.

According to the results virgins are minority here  :D

I just ended a five year relationship horribly. My means of coping include copious amounts of substances and excessive flirtations with women (of all ages ;D)

If you're hung up on losing your v-card, my advice to you is this: keep it. That card is worth more than you could imagine.

....now, back to dulling the pain. Enjoy it while it lasts

Yes. Hereditary ;D 8)

oh wow i expected much more yes than it is now, i guess the myth that guys who work with computers have no gfs is busted

I'm a butt hole virgin, does that count?

Or they are, as anyone might expect, lying.


haha, yeah, right.

In certain societies it's even more important. ;)

Preserve your wood, do it daily it's good for your health.
Join the members club, and become an active member.
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTDHMZFVlMT-PK7U3bU2S0lnxYlwTd8RbhzDDNiOB9HVo-i78-2Jw

of course. always will be.

Well your avatar's on point:

https://i.imgur.com/xSpe3ps.jpg

I'm still virgin when my age was 12.

I too, am on my way to becoming a powerful wizard. Just 8 more years to go!  ;D

Good for you! You should want to stay away from that piss smelling, bloody, cheesy, yeast factory with little bits of toilet paper stuck in its beard. ROFL

Im Not virgin again ;D

Not to mention the risk of STDs and pregnancy. But then, again... orgasms. My general motto is "don't have sex until you're ready to have kids". I know, condoms and other birth control, but at least that way I know that no woman can come tell me "this is your son" out nowhere. When I graduate from college (about four or five years from now), I would be able to instantly deal with any sex-related knife complicating thing. So for now, despite the women in my life that I'm pretty sure would be dtf, I stay... "inexperienced".

absolutely im virgin between 0-15 years old

Yeah I am.

I have two daughters and I am virgin.  ;D

That reminds me of an old joke: A guy and his girlfriend are sitting on a sofa watching TV. The guy slowly runs his hand from the girls knee up under her skirt when she stops him and says, "I've never done anything like this before". The guy turns to her and says, "Really? Your son tells me your ex-husband did this all the time".

Wait who the fuck would know and talk about their mother's sex life with a random dude who wants to bone her :(

Humor is lost on you, isn't it? The joke is that she has a son and an ex-husband so obviously she's had sex before. Women always pretend to be virgins and men always pretend to be experienced when usually it's the other way around.

Here's something more your speed: Old mother Hubbard looked in her cupboard to give her poor dog a bone. Hubbard bent over, rover took over and she got a bone of her own.

yes i'm

Nope... But to all the virgins: stay that way. Once you pop, you can't stop... It's all downhill from there  :-\

No!  8) 8)

I'm a virgin. what? you got a problem with that?  >:(

I am a virgin.  Nothing wrong with that. :)

do you think it is a bad thing to be still virgin at the age of 22?

No i am not a virgin. I have a very healthy sex life :) Try it you will love it :P

I am a born again virgin saving myself for our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

not sure, attempted to make the insertion a couple of times in 2010 but with plastic on, could not finish the act due to loss of rigidity in the member (probably the plastic and nerves), they tell me it still counts as went inside but i think no

Still rockin virgin since '91 and proud of if.

no, i am not virgin since 2013
i am married on january 2013
and now i have a little angel (daughter)

yup i am

i am a virgin because i am not above the legal age.

yes

Anyone here got de-virginized here by the monetary system? :D  Put up your hands!

::) loldud monetary system makes no sense to virgin.

NO

WTF?!

Please tell me you aren't serious...

no, i have some moment )

NOPE .. 22 and virgin ??? hehe

Bloody no

You will never know if the answer is truthful or not... especially from people who have gone to The Virgin Islands for recycling.

 ;D

Of course yes! I really value my virginity.

yes

i'm not.

I'm not a virgin, sex is good, you should probably have sex before marriage. Sexual compatibility is really important.

yes

Seems to be an older community here and even though there tons of nerds, nerds still get laid  :D

Yes.

no

thats true buddy. Money can anything but not love. We need money to gain love,not buy that love. Cheers!!!!

When I had sex with my first girlfriend (I had already lost my virginity). It felt like then I had finally lost my virginity.

no but I wish i had a girlfriend

Yes I am.

nope, I lost my virginity a long time...

My butthole is still a virgin (I don't count tongues though).

lol

That's not something to laugh about. More like something to praise.

no, a very long time ago, my best teen memory, not because of that, but with who it happend



....  ??? ... why would you apraise such thing?

yes i am

 ::) today, yes i am

No I am not. But I dont get it very often.

Because people who stay virgins until marriage are the ones that have self control


Also, there's a difference between not having sex, and then choosing not to have it.

For sure man, virgin forever...

I am a virgin and that doesn't suck !

6 months ago, I lost it

Not  for a very long time

yes i am

BDSM enthusiast here.

you don't believe that dribble are you?

let me tell you a story about selfcontrole :)
i was 23 years in hospital after a labour accident, i fell of my shaffold, it was a verry interesting trip down i might say... which busted my knee, foot, a piece of rebar in my gut and a light concussion and luckelly i didn't wair my helmet that moment, it could've been worse.

so, i was in hospital in the netherlands
the pills they gave me made me pee alot and made my heart go wierd, so i regularry needed to go ask for a bedpan or chair to poo.
but the nurse reponsible for our rooms on that part of the wing  didn't realy liked belgian people because we are dump peasant folks, so pushing that button when i needed was long long waiting and ignored me alot. Peeing and throwing my poo on the floor   didn't helped eather

well...

once i was calming myself down to my meditation state and lowered my heartbeat so much the machine went off
she can't have dead people on her clock, wright?
so each time i needed a nurse i lowered my heartbeat untill the machine  goes off

the guy next to me had fun with that aswell seeing them burst into the room for me haha so i made a game of it just to pester that nurse. untill the dokter and her chief nurse came to me to make me stop, so i explainded and asked to them why about this nurse and her rasiscme.

how's that for selfcontrol? i had sex when i was 14 with a girl and we liked eachother alot and still do and still see eachother as best friends. still not married and still free and plenty of selfcontrol :D


and yes, bdsm can teach you alot of selfcontrol too

No poll = /thread

Not virgin, definitevely not virgin.

Nobody wants you poor mumu?


Yeah, sure you are. When was the last time you joined a BDSM event?


Sorry for you.

One interesting story.

Tell me, how did you train yourself to do that? I have seen stories like this, but now I get to ask the person directly.

Yes.
I am purely virgin.

What does being a virgin have anything to do with money>  You have to wonder why anyone would answer this question with the intentions of finding someone to scam.  Some people are just not all there are they!!

Turning 37 male and still a virgin, not an elite gentleman with bitcoin, i have dust on my wallet, one thing i am sure of is i will stay single and die lonely. this hands are tired.  ;D

Yes because I'm still young for that.

LOL no :P

Nope, LOL.
I wish I waited I lost my virginity very early on.

Nope, not a virgin..

Yes. 100% Virgin, 100% Muscular hands :D

Most definitely I'm no longer a virgin.

oh my god dude...very touching the story...make me cry lol...
dont worry dude...you can get 1 female one day...
you can change your left hand if tired...lol just kidding...

Are you a virgin? That is the real question.

Nothing to laugh in it. Many males are finding it is hard to get a girl for life. Because some men get more than one girl friends or wives. So, it makes many boys to get a single girl friend also.

Yes

no but I've only had sex a few times

Single and virgin

No  ;)

physically, No.  :D
spiritually yes

I wanted to save myself for the right girl but unfortunately I wasted my first golden load making the pages of a playboy magazine sticky. By the time I actually ended up spraying on or in a female it was like 10,000 loads later. lol

Of course. But there is no way to express in words how much.    :D