Title: Some Timely Trading Jokes Post by: analyst100 on May 12, 2018, 01:49:33 AM A little bit of humor to get your Friday off to a chuckle: Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong. Day Trading - trading which you start too late or exit too early. Margin - (if you are up) a safe situation with huge potential return (if you are down) an evil trick by Unseen Forces that can cause you losing more money than you have. Margin Call - what happens when your broker makes an accounting mistake. Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with price movement if you have an open position. Position Trading - day trading that went the wrong way right after you took a position. Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking. Source: Tradingeducators.com www.tallinex.com wants you to be a successful trader |