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Title: How the fuck does this work Post by: Bitcoin-hotep on December 22, 2013, 09:26:31 AM As you can tell I am getting a little frustrated
I launched a coin today hoping to learn some things and people are just doing shit without me and saying things like I am supposed to know what the fuck it means. Like what the fuck is a config file?!?!?!?!!?!? It's 2 am so I will probably go to sleep before you reply But can you please come to the thread and explain in laymans terms how mining this coin works Everyone keeps saying how to mine but they explain it for people that know how to mine So it doesn't make any sense https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=380259.0 The difficulty is already at 10 so I basically missed out on mining it already I'll probably launch another coin tomorrow Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: HellDiverUK on December 22, 2013, 09:47:45 AM I launched a coin today hoping to learn some things and people are just doing shit without me and saying things like I am supposed to know what the fuck it means. Like what the fuck is a config file?!?!?!?!!?!? The difficulty is already at 10 so I basically missed out on mining it already I'll probably launch another coin tomorrow WTF? ??? Are you high? ??? You launched a coin and you don't know how to mine? You launched a coin and you don't know what a config file is? Here's a suggestion - don't launch coins when you don't know what you're doing. You're like a bank launching a new fiat currency when they don't know how to print bank notes. ::) Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: olinnebit on December 22, 2013, 11:49:17 AM Yeah, you can't possibly expect us to tell you how to mine and develop a coin?
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: PYneer on December 22, 2013, 11:59:56 AM this is hilarious to the point where it is almost sad
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Taxidermista on December 22, 2013, 12:03:04 PM This whole "bussiness" is becoming surreal. :o
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: RenegadeMind on December 22, 2013, 12:12:02 PM Hmmm... My guess is that you shouldn't expect to see it on Cryptsy. ;)
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: lx001 on December 22, 2013, 12:13:47 PM i would like to buy some of your coins
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: TookDk on December 22, 2013, 12:31:14 PM This whole "bussiness" is becoming surreal. :o +1I want to make a comment, but I just don't know how to comment on a coin where the creator don't down anything about cryptocurrency. ??? Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: payb.tc on December 22, 2013, 12:52:26 PM this is hilarious to the point where it is almost sad for more genuine hilarity, read his coin's announcement thread: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=380259 Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: FreePls on December 22, 2013, 12:54:39 PM i know how to mine, and what a config file is.. but for god sake i don't know how to launch my own coin ???
launching a coin must be horrible complicated, i don't get it how you could do it without basic knowledge i mean.. thats like building a house without stone and wood Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: pasikisu on December 22, 2013, 03:03:24 PM i know how to mine, and what a config file is.. but for god sake i don't know how to launch my own coin ??? Nah it's not, you just download the source of some random altcoin, search and replace its name to your name, change some random values, and voilą. launching a coin must be horrible complicated, i don't get it how you could do it without basic knowledge Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: FreePls on December 22, 2013, 03:07:05 PM i know how to mine, and what a config file is.. but for god sake i don't know how to launch my own coin ??? Nah it's not, you just download the source of some random altcoin, search and replace its name to your name, change some random values, and voilą. launching a coin must be horrible complicated, i don't get it how you could do it without basic knowledge thats all? cool i will release 10 coins per day :D Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: damnation on December 22, 2013, 03:32:10 PM LOL....
I'VE BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!! I launched a coin today hoping to learn some things and people are just doing shit without me and saying things like I am supposed to know what the fuck it means. Like what the fuck is a config file?!?!?!?!!?!? The difficulty is already at 10 so I basically missed out on mining it already I'll probably launch another coin tomorrow WTF? ??? Are you high? ??? You launched a coin and you don't know how to mine? You launched a coin and you don't know what a config file is? Here's a suggestion - don't launch coins when you don't know what you're doing. You're like a bank launching a new fiat currency when they don't know how to print bank notes. ::) I will go for the high option... University of Texas... i'm guessing has neither a good science program nor a good business program. I love the statement... "difficulty is to high for me to mine... Fuck it, i will create a new one tomorrow called, me-coin" Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: NUFCrichard on December 22, 2013, 03:55:50 PM I love this. Some idiot wants to release a scam coin but hasn't got a clue. A bit like Molecule really.
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Pillow on December 22, 2013, 03:58:45 PM Classic
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: carlb007 on December 22, 2013, 03:59:11 PM it has to be a piss take surely...if not....fucking god help us.
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: miffman on December 22, 2013, 04:00:40 PM WTF is this shit ::) ;D
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: PinkPotatos on December 22, 2013, 04:03:24 PM lmao
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: deodecagone on December 22, 2013, 04:04:04 PM agreed it becomes confusing, so here who is scamming who exactly please ? Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: ollijo on December 22, 2013, 04:11:13 PM +1 for sarcasm, almost spillt my coffee when i red this ;D
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Bansheroom on December 22, 2013, 04:13:59 PM Next announcment will be probalbly like "copy and paste" coin CNP :-)
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: porcupine87 on December 22, 2013, 04:15:10 PM I think he is not serious and has just a funny day :D
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Buffer Overflow on December 22, 2013, 04:17:50 PM The difficulty is already at 10 so I basically missed out on mining it already I'll probably launch another coin tomorrow It's funny yet sad at the same time. LOL :D Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: TBCM on December 22, 2013, 04:26:41 PM Man, I have mined about 50 different coins during the last 10 months. I've learned the concepts surrounding cryptocurrency, read the white papers, learned how markets work and some economic theory, checked out parts of the Bitcoin source, and even compiled some cryptocoins... But by God that I don't feel ready to launch an innovative new coin (and won't try to launch a clonecoin)!
What outcome did you expect from your launch? Did you expect us to start a debate around your new coin, find out "together" its specs and how to mine it? You haven't began first year college yet and most people here are graduates and doctors on cryptocurrency. There's a Newbies board for something. How old are you, twelve? ??? Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: damnation on December 22, 2013, 05:03:02 PM Man, I have mined about 50 different coins during the last 10 months. I've learned the concepts surrounding cryptocurrency, read the white papers, learned how markets work and some economic theory, checked out parts of the Bitcoin source, and even compiled some cryptocoins... But by God that I don't feel ready to launch an innovative new coin (and won't try to launch a clonecoin)! What outcome did you expect from your launch? Did you expect us to start a debate around your new coin, find out "together" its specs and how to mine it? You haven't began first year college yet and most people here are graduates and doctors on cryptocurrency. There's a Newbies board for something. How old are you, twelve? ??? a 12 year old in college would make him a genius... and i am pretty sure using the word "genius" here would be a serious devaluation of the word. Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Bitcoin-hotep on December 22, 2013, 05:09:38 PM I launched a coin today hoping to learn some things and people are just doing shit without me and saying things like I am supposed to know what the fuck it means. Like what the fuck is a config file?!?!?!?!!?!? The difficulty is already at 10 so I basically missed out on mining it already I'll probably launch another coin tomorrow WTF? ??? Are you high? ??? You launched a coin and you don't know how to mine? You launched a coin and you don't know what a config file is? Here's a suggestion - don't launch coins when you don't know what you're doing. You're like a bank launching a new fiat currency when they don't know how to print bank notes. ::) The best way to learn something is to do it Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Bitcoin-hotep on December 22, 2013, 05:11:39 PM i would like to buy some of your coins I don't have any yet :( I can't figure out how to mine Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Morticio on December 22, 2013, 05:12:14 PM launcher of this coin are honest! I'ts already that.
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Bitcoin-hotep on December 22, 2013, 05:13:10 PM i know how to mine, and what a config file is.. but for god sake i don't know how to launch my own coin ??? launching a coin must be horrible complicated, i don't get it how you could do it without basic knowledge i mean.. thats like building a house without stone and wood On the 7th day god said "Let there be UT coin" and it was good Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: nocoin on December 22, 2013, 05:13:31 PM The difficulty is already at 10 so I basically missed out on mining it already I'll probably launch another coin tomorrow Post of the year.Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: TBCM on December 22, 2013, 05:26:01 PM The best way to learn something is to do it That's only true when you can do it by yourself or have a group of friends who want to do it together. You are inviting us to play video games at your home but you expect us to bring snacks, the console, the games and the TV, set everything up and pay for the electricity. And you don't tell us anything of this until we are at your door. Then when we sort out how to get our gaming fix you complain because you don't understand what we are doing... ??? Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: techguy on December 22, 2013, 05:29:16 PM The difficulty is already at 10 so I basically missed out on mining it already I'll probably launch another coin tomorrow Post of the year.Yes. Agree :). LOL - Someone pls sticky this post :) Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Bitcoin-hotep on December 22, 2013, 05:30:30 PM The best way to learn something is to do it That's only true when you can do it by yourself or have a group of friends who want to do it together. I can do have a group of people to do this with I am just not at home I am out for Christmas vacation and so are they When I get back home I will have multiple computers More computing power A small block erupter and access to more people than just my family and my dog and you guys Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: CoinCidental on December 22, 2013, 05:31:42 PM The difficulty is already at 10 so I basically missed out on mining it already I'll probably launch another coin tomorrow Post of the year.one of the finest posts in the history of btc :D :D :D Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: techguy on December 22, 2013, 05:33:16 PM I launched a coin today hoping to learn some things and people are just doing shit without me and saying things like I am supposed to know what the fuck it means. Like what the fuck is a config file?!?!?!?!!?!? The difficulty is already at 10 so I basically missed out on mining it already I'll probably launch another coin tomorrow WTF? ??? Are you high? ??? You launched a coin and you don't know how to mine? You launched a coin and you don't know what a config file is? Here's a suggestion - don't launch coins when you don't know what you're doing. You're like a bank launching a new fiat currency when they don't know how to print bank notes. ::) The best way to learn something is to do it If you really want to understand what cryptocurrenty is: 1. Go through satoshi whitepaper - http://bitcoin.org/bitcoin.pdf 2. Go through some youtube videos - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7opj5-32hw 3. Download Cgminer & mine some Dogecoins :) 4. Download source code of a coin & understand it. 5. Then think about launching a new coin !! Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: EFS on December 22, 2013, 05:37:19 PM I can't fit right word. Comedy/Trolling/Worst Scam Attempt
It's just pathetic. Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Crystaleyes on December 22, 2013, 05:46:26 PM Either best post, or best joke of the year.
Either way, I can see this person being expelled from the University. Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Eliavres on December 22, 2013, 05:56:36 PM This thread is the proof that this altcoin shit is getting out of control..
Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: CoinCidental on December 22, 2013, 06:03:53 PM This thread is the proof that this altcoin shit is getting out of control.. dogecoin is proof enough for me that alt coin mania has surpassed stupidy this op is another prime example :D Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Bitcoin-hotep on December 22, 2013, 06:28:57 PM If you really want to understand what cryptocurrenty is: 1. Go through satoshi whitepaper - http://bitcoin.org/bitcoin.pdf 2. Go through some youtube videos - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7opj5-32hw 3. Download Cgminer & mine some Dogecoins :) 4. Download source code of a coin & understand it. 5. Then think about launching a new coin !! I did not know what white papers eve were before now I have watched YouTube videos already but I did not check to see if there were any on coin making I thought it was too late to mine DOGE without a rig but I would rather mine UTC if I can figure it out Where would I find source could? I have coders waiting on the coin so I will be making it very soon Title: Re: How the fuck does this work Post by: Crystaleyes on January 06, 2018, 06:34:33 PM I know more than 4 years has passed since the last comment, but this must surely qualify as one of the funniest threads ever started in these forums!
Thank You, Bitcoin-Hotep for making me laugh my tits off. P.s. Can I buy some of your coins? :) |