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Title: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin [Joke] Post by: Infern0 on December 29, 2013, 11:56:00 PM Hey everyone, with all these new alt coins coming out each week I thought it was time to introduce my new coin: OneCoin.
Features: Unbreakable Wallet: OneCoin uses multiple defensive measures to keep you safe, forget offline storage because it won't be needed. SECURITY: OneCoin uses the following as wallet security: 1: 256 bit encryption, different hash for each wallet. 2: File key authentication 3: Windows User authentication 4:Facial Recognition 5:requires fingerprint scanner. SIMPLICITY: Unlike other coins that go past many decimal places allowing you to spend a ever-changing currency in the fractions, one coin can only use single full digits, such as 1. INFLATION PROOF: OneCoin is 100% inflation proof, and uses the following algorithm to determine how many coins are able to exist at one time: (12 + 5 = X ) (X - 16 ) X = 1. That's right, only one coin can ever exist! Making it 100% inflation proof forever!. SMALLEST AMOUNT EVER PRE-MINED! Only a single coin was ever pre-mined to test the system, it works and is ready to be deployed. Comments, Feedback, etc.. are all welcomed! More to come! ***IMPORTANT EDIT*** Well, this joke seems to have backfired... It's come to my attention that OneCoin actually exists, and there really is only one coin lol. https://cryptocointalk.com/topic/583-onecoin-onc-information/ My apologies to the creators of the real OneCoin, I had no idea this was an actual coin when I posted this thread as a joke... *cough* yeah um, sorry about that... *steps away from an awkward situation...* **ADDITIONAL EDIT** It seems this isn't as obvious a joke as I thought it was... So I put joke in the title to help cure confusion. Title: Re: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin Post by: Brewins on December 29, 2013, 11:57:19 PM one does not simply make one coin
Title: Re: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin Post by: the_coinhunter on December 29, 2013, 11:57:50 PM Buy 1 Coin for 1 BTC ;D ;D
Title: Re: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin Post by: traumschiff on December 29, 2013, 11:58:10 PM Stylish intro...
Title: Re: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin Post by: Al_Bundy on December 29, 2013, 11:58:24 PM That's right, only one coin can ever exist! Making it 100% inflation proof forever!. SMALLEST AMOUNT EVER PRE-MINED! Only a single coin was ever pre-mined to test the system, it works and is ready to be deployed. Mind blown Title: Re: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin Post by: MsCollec on December 30, 2013, 12:02:02 AM How do you get one coin?
Title: Re: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin Post by: traumschiff on December 30, 2013, 12:03:28 AM BTC 3 CONFIRMED
Title: Re: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin Post by: MysticDOGE on December 30, 2013, 12:06:16 AM The One coin to rull them all.
Title: Re: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin Post by: Infern0 on December 30, 2013, 01:47:33 PM Selling the only OneCoin ever to exist for a mere 200 BTC. Get it while it's cheap!
Title: Re: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin Post by: cryptohunter on December 30, 2013, 01:52:45 PM there is already a coin called onecoin but i like the name so i guess 2 of them can't hurt.
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