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I thought I'd start this thread for those bears who might be fast losing hope and don't know where to turn.

It's a virtual temple dedicated to whales.

You can leave your prayers here, beseeching whales to dump 1000s of Bitcoins and cause panic. Remember, the more sincere the prayer the more likely it is to be answered.



PS. Please follow temple etiquette: remember to take off your shoes before visiting this thread. 

 :D

Hello whales. I see have not even begun trading yet this past month (not on exchanges at least) because this is all a manipulated house of cards with no real support. At what point are you going to make the first 50k btc dump?

Doesn't sound like you've lost hope at all  :)

Do you have to be a bear to plead with these whales or can realists and bulls pray too?

Many people who didn't sell too low might want to pray for a couple of big fat whale buys to kick start a major rally to increase the value of everyone's coins who held or bought when the price was low.

I suspect that this thread will come back to haunt you at a later date.

Every day that passes, and Bitcoin continues to grow, this tired old line becomes less and less true.

Pre China we could barely support $200.

Post China we are supporting $800.

Anyone who thinks its all fluff and puff ... is sorely mistaken. 

I encourage you "day traders" to start listening to the Podcasts like "Lets Talk Bitcoin" (google it)

And to get a Google News app for your phone, enter "Bitcoin" as your news search, and read the articles every single day as they come out.

Right now its day after day after day of new industries and companies getting involved in Bitcoin.

Whats going on outside your little bubble of buying and selling is what really matters, and I don't see many of you even remotely aware of it.

Thats my best advice.

Good advice.

+2

That's about the only thing I've read from your keyboard that resonates with me.  :-*

"Post China we are supporting $800."
I don't believe we can say that yet.

... I guess it can't hurt


Oh great and mighty Whale. We beg of you to bless us with waves of bitcoins to crush these stubborn walls. Lend us your strength that we may see brighter days, and cheaper bitcoins.






hehehe, man I hope this works!

That's nice that there are positive developments but it doesn't neccessarily mean that the current price level is stable at present. Honey badger don't care and will boom and bust as it pleases. In fact it only makes sense that whales will accumulate into bad news and sell into good news - otherwise they'd have liquidity problems.

We are not "post China."  In fact, I would venture to say we are more cuckold to the Chinese exchanges now than ever.  Arbitrage, she can be so cruel.

Nice to see everyone so agreeable in here.

I would say that its time for another circle-wank!

If you could form a circumference on the floor gentlemen, spread out limbs until hands are level with the crotch of your partner, pants down and ready, steady, TUG!

* performs blood sacrifice ritual and makes offering to Loaded *

Now THAT'S how to do it folks! Make it humble, make it sincere!  :D

It will certainly help to just make an offering of the kind of thing you might want to become plentiful. Here is the way to do so. Send your offerings to: 1Jc3vB6YyYs1qceo7NbXinYYkk92Dyeexi  ;)

I hope to be hosting regular mass here soon. Watch this space!

Peace be with you.

Ooof! Things are heating up in the Whale Temple!

PS In the future please exchange all blood offerings into Bitcoin offerings and send to: 1Jc3vB6YyYs1qceo7NbXinYYkk92Dyeexi

My humble thanks for paying a visit to the Whale Temple. Peace be with you.  :)

I apologise for missing your post. You are quite right! Bulls are welcome to come and pray at the Temple also! Better create a timetable though as we don't want them to mix with Bears really. It should remain segregated in here!

Miners Hodl... because we know the price of our work

http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2013/12/31/minerscraft.jpg

hrm. it appears the Great Whale answered at some point during last night's drunken stupor but it did not have the desired effect.

OH Please, Great Whale, bless us with a more substantial dump that we may rid ourselves of the non-believers.


(*seriously, I would much rather buy at 600, thank you. if you could crash bitcoin price into a cascading downslope similar to the period between September 2011 through July 2012 that would be great. (http://youtu.be/Fy3rjQGc6lA?t=37s)*)

Hm. I guess that I am a bear! :)

Dump your Bitcoins whales - or pay me with them :)

That wasn't a whale. That was a baby shark. THIS is a whale. Half of that red volume bar represents a single dump of ~50K btc. This is the whale that ended the weak uptrend in May.

https://i.imgur.com/E3Pbv3X.png

Thank you. I remember that time, (my birthday is in May) very exciting.

I apologize for worshiping false idols.

Please Great Whale, don't forsake us!

Sorry, but I vote the other direction.

Bitcoin almost at $900, Sharks are feasting on the Livers of the Whale Gods.

Better hold your coins till over 1000$ and start dumping above.
Profit the third or fourth time during this volatile phase.

Only weak hands sold below 900$. Strong hands sold @ double top and bough back with a really big btc profit.

You are right, we aren't "post china".  We may never be.

Get thee behind me me Bearwhale (Waal?). Thou art evil. (And none too bright.)

Deliver us from evil, oh wise Bullwhale.

 :)

13 months time

weak hands sell at 9K

wait for it to got to 10K again

Finding Dory {
pixel studio US-patent

Finding Nemo - Dory Speaking Whale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk3ZxmptZy8 }

Thank you oh wise and omnipotent bullwhale for vanquishing the evil bearwhale.

http://i664.photobucket.com/albums/vv10/JimboToronto/bigwhale.jpg (http://s664.photobucket.com/user/JimboToronto/media/bigwhale.jpg.html)

Are you still voting in the other direction, loaded? go democracy?

  I declare that there is no God but the One True God and that God sets the bitcoin price. No whale buys nor dumps without the permission of the Supreme.

   

Perhaps this is irreverent, but do we know when the Bullwhale Bacons?

If a whale can dump 1000s of bitcoin. With how many bitcoin are you considered a "big fish"?

LoL ...

praise be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WabT1L-nN-E

So my call is being answered by the FBI whale?(or at least panic about an FBI whale)  :o I never imagined.

Did a lil remixing to your quote btw ^

came to verify your sacrifice...

However with a bearish post from Rpiella in Adam's observer thread and my crystal ball will have the stars aligning to make a rocket ship constellation.

Praise be to the Crypto, Praise be to the BTC

Nice one. If I can figure out how to post a picture from an iphone without too much faffing ill confirm my sacrifice (six times).  

Whales

*to be sung to the tune of Royals by Lorde

I've never seen a Casascius in the flesh
I cut my teeth on doge coins with the groupies
And don't have no vanity address,
In a torn-up town, no QR code envy

But every post's like alt-coins,
Bit Fog, trippin' on the Silk Road
Blockchains, ball gowns, hashin' the mining boom,
We don't care, we're driving Lamborghinis in our dreams.
But everybody's like Bubble, black hat, bitcoins on your press release.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love of bears.

And we'll never be whales (Whales).
It don't run in our FUD,
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your p2p pooler (pooler),
You can call me BTC
And baby I'll pool, I'll pool, I'll pool, I'll pool.
Let me live that fantasy.

My friends and I—we've cracked the  code.
We count our millbits on the train to the party.
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this,
We didn't come from crypto.  

Worshiping false prophets will lead you to ruin. There are only two ethereal spirits of the market, and you must pay them both their dues. Even whales shrink from KARHU and the bull.

REPENT!

so good

clap clap.... well done!

Dear Whales,

My birthday is on Wednesday, and my grandmother gave me $250 to spend. Please bring the price down just long and low enough for me to get at least half of a bitcoin.

Thank You!

(I am not joking)

Please sacrifice coins to signature address. Will dump 2 coins for every coin received.

An odious ode to the miner whales.

https://soundcloud.com/newliberty-dollar/16-usbs

so music,
very lyrics,
such sound,
much terrible.

It is time for the bulls to join in prayer and call upon the great wall whale from Mar 4 to save them from impending doom.

Much terrible indeed, we taped the first rehearsal now, still not up to speed yet though.
When your chorus is up to doing hymns too, please join the fun.
https://soundcloud.com/newliberty-dollar/bitcoin-ghost-miners

Edit: I sped it up to give my friends a tempo for which they can strive.

Not so much impending as slow and agonising.....plenty time for losses to be cut I would imagine.

Some things never change ;D