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Title: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 28, 2011, 02:29:54 AM

First Bitcoin cake purchased at Walmart (Safe to Eat).



http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6210/6087136461_8197c83449.jpg


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6185/6087684366_b22ba1e4e3.jpg


At today's exchange rate, it almost cost me 1 BTC (but paid with a double sawbuck).



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Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: NothinG on August 28, 2011, 02:40:21 AM
http://gyazo.com/63a8cc693f5c1d0f3d3b3bae0fbb9e32.png
The cake is a lie!

Code:
Walmart Supercenter
6800 W Us Highway 34
Plano, IL 60545
http://www.walmart.com/storeLocator/ca_storefinder_details_short.do?rx_dest=%2Findex.gsp&rx_title=com.wm.www.apps.storelocator.page.serviceLink.title.default&sfsearch_city=plainfield&edit_object_id=1003&sfsearch_state=IL

Ah...what information a "cake" can bring.
I wonder if I can re-order the same "cake"?


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 28, 2011, 02:48:33 AM
http://gyazo.com/63a8cc693f5c1d0f3d3b3bae0fbb9e32.png
The cake is a lie!

Code:
Walmart Supercenter
6800 W Us Highway 34
Plano, IL 60545
http://www.walmart.com/storeLocator/ca_storefinder_details_short.do?rx_dest=%2Findex.gsp&rx_title=com.wm.www.apps.storelocator.page.serviceLink.title.default&sfsearch_city=plainfield&edit_object_id=1003&sfsearch_state=IL

Ah...what information a "cake" can bring.
I wonder if I can re-order the same "cake"?

I knew that was coming. It is an 8" (edit--only 7"--about the size of a very large donut) cake purchased in the Donut section of Walmart. You could order the same cake. Also, I wasn't afraid to to show the receipt with that relative information on it, for I've already stated on this board that I'm located in Sandwich, Illinois, and can easily be found--just ask the Major (or the police, for they know me, too--in a good way [except for that ticket I got from them yesterday while going to Walmart to order this Bitcoin cake--my first ticket in 35 years]).


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: NothinG on August 28, 2011, 02:54:00 AM
http://gyazo.com/63a8cc693f5c1d0f3d3b3bae0fbb9e32.png
The cake is a lie!

Code:
Walmart Supercenter
6800 W Us Highway 34
Plano, IL 60545
http://www.walmart.com/storeLocator/ca_storefinder_details_short.do?rx_dest=%2Findex.gsp&rx_title=com.wm.www.apps.storelocator.page.serviceLink.title.default&sfsearch_city=plainfield&edit_object_id=1003&sfsearch_state=IL

Ah...what information a "cake" can bring.
I wonder if I can re-order the same "cake"?

I knew that was coming. It is an 8" cake purchased in the Donut section of Walmart. You could order the same cake. Also, I wasn't afraid to to show the receipt with that relative information on it, for I've already stated on this board that I'm located in Sandwich, Illinois, and can easily be found--just ask the Major (or the police, for they know me, too--in a good way [except for that ticket I got from them yesterday while going to Walmart to order this Bitcoin cake--my first ticket in 35 years]).
It all broils down when you try to take on the roll of GlaDOS.

Anyways, awesome cake! :)


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: NothinG on August 28, 2011, 03:03:40 AM
How to mimic current events:

1) Go home and label your toilet "MyBitcoin.com".
2) Eat the Bitcoin.
3) "Deposit" the Bitcoin.
4) Enjoy the lulz.

Pics or it didn't happen.


Ewe, you forgot to flush!


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 28, 2011, 03:11:53 AM
http://gyazo.com/63a8cc693f5c1d0f3d3b3bae0fbb9e32.png
The cake is a lie!

Code:
Walmart Supercenter
6800 W Us Highway 34
Plano, IL 60545
http://www.walmart.com/storeLocator/ca_storefinder_details_short.do?rx_dest=%2Findex.gsp&rx_title=com.wm.www.apps.storelocator.page.serviceLink.title.default&sfsearch_city=plainfield&edit_object_id=1003&sfsearch_state=IL

Ah...what information a "cake" can bring.
I wonder if I can re-order the same "cake"?

I knew that was coming. It is an 8" cake purchased in the Donut section of Walmart. You could order the same cake. Also, I wasn't afraid to to show the receipt with that relative information on it, for I've already stated on this board that I'm located in Sandwich, Illinois, and can easily be found--just ask the Major (or the police, for they know me, too--in a good way [except for that ticket I got from them yesterday while going to Walmart to order this Bitcoin cake--my first ticket in 35 years]).
It all broils down when you try to take on the roll of GlaDOS.

Anyways, awesome cake! :)

Had to Google GlaDOS, NothinG. The following is edited from Wikipedia: GLaDOS has been well-received by critics and gamers, some of whom called her a narcissist, passive-aggressive, sinister, and witty. In no way, shape or form am I a narcissist or sinister. I do see, though, how you can easily come to that conclusion by the amount of posts I make, and maybe by their contents. But believe, you, me, I do love Bitcoin and would not do anything to diss her (Bitcoin is a her, correct?).

I enjoyed the post, NothinG. Later, bud.

Bruno (6'3" tall; 250 lbs; single; very handsome; etc.--in search of a Bitcoin Mama)



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Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 28, 2011, 03:14:38 AM
How to mimic current events:

1) Go home and label your toilet "MyBitcoin.com".
2) Eat the Bitcoin.
3) "Deposit" the Bitcoin.
4) Enjoy the lulz.

Pics or it didn't happen.


How to mimic current events:

1) Go home and label your toilet "MyBitcoin.com".
2) Eat the Bitcoin.
3) "Deposit" the Bitcoin.
4) Enjoy the lulz.

Pics or it didn't happen.


Ewe, you forgot to flush!

You both forgot to add a captioned image:


http://www.onlyfunnyimages.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/ac106_redneck-toilet.jpg
Is this Walmart? Good! About that cake I picked up earlier today...




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Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: NothinG on August 28, 2011, 03:27:01 AM
http://gyazo.com/63a8cc693f5c1d0f3d3b3bae0fbb9e32.png
The cake is a lie!

Code:
Walmart Supercenter
6800 W Us Highway 34
Plano, IL 60545
http://www.walmart.com/storeLocator/ca_storefinder_details_short.do?rx_dest=%2Findex.gsp&rx_title=com.wm.www.apps.storelocator.page.serviceLink.title.default&sfsearch_city=plainfield&edit_object_id=1003&sfsearch_state=IL

Ah...what information a "cake" can bring.
I wonder if I can re-order the same "cake"?

I knew that was coming. It is an 8" cake purchased in the Donut section of Walmart. You could order the same cake. Also, I wasn't afraid to to show the receipt with that relative information on it, for I've already stated on this board that I'm located in Sandwich, Illinois, and can easily be found--just ask the Major (or the police, for they know me, too--in a good way [except for that ticket I got from them yesterday while going to Walmart to order this Bitcoin cake--my first ticket in 35 years]).
It all broils down when you try to take on the roll of GlaDOS.

Anyways, awesome cake! :)

Had to Google GlaDOS, NothinG. The following is edited from Wikipedia: GLaDOS has been well-received by critics and gamers, some of whom called her a narcissist, passive-aggressive, sinister, and witty. In no way, shape or form am I a narcissist or sinister. I do see, though, how you can easily come to that conclusion by the amount of posts I make, and maybe by their contents. But believe, you, me, I do love Bitcoin and would not do anything to diss her (Bitcoin is a her, correct?).

I enjoyed the post, NothinG. Later, bud.

Bruno (6'3" tall; 250 lbs; single; very handsome; etc.--in search of a Bitcoin Mama)



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending




I was going of of...
GlaDOS (from Portal) tries to make the User believe the cake is real.
Which of course any sane person KNOWS the cake is a lie!


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 28, 2011, 03:49:52 AM
http://gyazo.com/63a8cc693f5c1d0f3d3b3bae0fbb9e32.png
The cake is a lie!

Code:
Walmart Supercenter
6800 W Us Highway 34
Plano, IL 60545
http://www.walmart.com/storeLocator/ca_storefinder_details_short.do?rx_dest=%2Findex.gsp&rx_title=com.wm.www.apps.storelocator.page.serviceLink.title.default&sfsearch_city=plainfield&edit_object_id=1003&sfsearch_state=IL

Ah...what information a "cake" can bring.
I wonder if I can re-order the same "cake"?

I knew that was coming. It is an 8" cake purchased in the Donut section of Walmart. You could order the same cake. Also, I wasn't afraid to to show the receipt with that relative information on it, for I've already stated on this board that I'm located in Sandwich, Illinois, and can easily be found--just ask the Major (or the police, for they know me, too--in a good way [except for that ticket I got from them yesterday while going to Walmart to order this Bitcoin cake--my first ticket in 35 years]).
It all broils down when you try to take on the roll of GlaDOS.

Anyways, awesome cake! :)

Had to Google GlaDOS, NothinG. The following is edited from Wikipedia: GLaDOS has been well-received by critics and gamers, some of whom called her a narcissist, passive-aggressive, sinister, and witty. In no way, shape or form am I a narcissist or sinister. I do see, though, how you can easily come to that conclusion by the amount of posts I make, and maybe by their contents. But believe, you, me, I do love Bitcoin and would not do anything to diss her (Bitcoin is a her, correct?).

I enjoyed the post, NothinG. Later, bud.

Bruno (6'3" tall; 250 lbs; single; very handsome; etc.--in search of a Bitcoin Mama)



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending




I was going of of...
GlaDOS (from Portal) tries to make the User believe the cake is real.
Which of course any sane person KNOWS the cake is a lie!

I have an honest question for you, NothinG. Do you believe the cake is not real? Please be honest. Thanks, bud.



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending




Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: NothinG on August 28, 2011, 03:53:26 AM
I have an honest question for you, NothinG. Do you believe the cake is not real? Please be honest. Thanks, bud.



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending


If the cake has to prove it's not a lie, it's a lie.
http://cubecake.ytmnd.com/


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 28, 2011, 03:59:17 AM
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-cake-is-a-lie--5


I have an honest question for you, NothinG. Do you believe the cake is not real? Please be honest. Thanks, bud.



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending


If the cake has to prove it's not a lie, it's a lie.
http://cubecake.ytmnd.com/

BRB! I have to take another picture of a stupid cake. LOL!



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Going to Walmart to Buy a Cake & Take Pictures of it to Prove it's Real




Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: NothinG on August 28, 2011, 04:01:07 AM
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-cake-is-a-lie--5


I have an honest question for you, NothinG. Do you believe the cake is not real? Please be honest. Thanks, bud.



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending


If the cake has to prove it's not a lie, it's a lie.
http://cubecake.ytmnd.com/

BRB! I have to take another picture of a stupid cake. LOL!



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Going to Walmart to Buy a Cake & Take Pictures of it to Prove it's Real


I take it you've never played Portal.


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 28, 2011, 04:27:14 AM
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-cake-is-a-lie--5


I have an honest question for you, NothinG. Do you believe the cake is not real? Please be honest. Thanks, bud.



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending


If the cake has to prove it's not a lie, it's a lie.
http://cubecake.ytmnd.com/

BRB! I have to take another picture of a stupid cake. LOL!



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Going to Walmart to Buy a Cake & Take Pictures of it to Prove it's Real


I take it you've never played Portal.


Nope. The last game I ever played had the phrase, "Is Bargle with you?" in it.


Quote
BRB! I have to take another picture of a stupid cake. LOL!

Quote
I take it you've never played Portal.

I've never played Portal either but I was under the impression that phrase was widely used.

The only other phrase I'm somewhat familiar with is, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us."

More cake photos coming in a sec or two.



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Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 28, 2011, 04:50:18 AM
THE CAKE IS A LIE

I think I understand the phrase now. But just in case people think the cake is a lie:


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6190/6087994150_d26c0c46bf.jpg


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6071/6088009354_4625b8f719.jpg


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6070/6087994162_0a2bb7e7a8.jpg


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6065/6087994158_82051e29c5.jpg


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6196/6087994146_9f473bb0f2.jpg



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Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Gerken on August 28, 2011, 04:54:39 AM
So how do you feel about buying from a company that uses it's ties with the government to get tax breaks, zone exclusions, and other things not available to smaller companies or family owned businesses?


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: NothinG on August 28, 2011, 05:06:42 AM
So how do you feel about buying from a company that uses it's ties with the government to get tax breaks, zone exclusions, and other things not available to smaller companies or family owned businesses?

Shut up and enjoy your donuts!

@OP: This cake is apparently NOT a lie.
Wait...WHAT'S THIS?
Time Traveling Cake?

http://gyazo.com/bdb4cd266f24775fee3790e693c0fe2c.png
You cut the "cake" and it grows back.

WHY OP, WHY!!!


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 28, 2011, 05:22:46 AM
So how do you feel about buying from a company that uses it's ties with the government to get tax breaks, zone exclusions, and other things not available to smaller companies or family owned businesses?


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3186/2765368493_dc1215c3a0.jpg


So how do you feel about buying from a company that uses it's ties with the government to get tax breaks, zone exclusions, and other things not available to smaller companies or family owned businesses?


http://www.nctimes.com/business/article_311e9ad6-ddb7-55de-8b98-f3fd01c784bd.html

Where some see evil, others see determination.

Looks like an excellent opportunity for Bitcoin. Walmart could now easily say, "Fuck you, banks! We have Bitcoin."



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending





Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: NothinG on August 28, 2011, 05:24:41 AM
So how do you feel about buying from a company that uses it's ties with the government to get tax breaks, zone exclusions, and other things not available to smaller companies or family owned businesses?


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3186/2765368493_dc1215c3a0.jpg


So how do you feel about buying from a company that uses it's ties with the government to get tax breaks, zone exclusions, and other things not available to smaller companies or family owned businesses?


http://www.nctimes.com/business/article_311e9ad6-ddb7-55de-8b98-f3fd01c784bd.html

Where some see evil, others see determination.

Looks like an excellent opportunity for Bitcoin. Walmart could now easily say, "Fuck you, banks! We have Bitcoin."



Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending




Walmart is worth more than all the bitcoins so far,
USD wins; for now.


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 28, 2011, 05:35:53 AM
That's why we are pitching them "WalmartCoinŽ"! (Patent Pending, Copyright, trademark and our mom's permission)


You weren't kidding, Matt!


http://www.allaboutpins.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Walmart.jpg




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Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 28, 2011, 06:36:18 AM

Calling it a night, all. Enjoy the cake.



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Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: ysoliman on August 28, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
This cake must be a lie....


or is it?  ;)


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: NF6X on August 29, 2011, 12:23:00 AM
You cut the "cake" and it grows back.

WHY OP, WHY!!!


Well, duh! Everybody knows that Bitcoin Cake is a deflationary dessert.  ::)


Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Exonumia on August 29, 2011, 12:47:00 AM

Phinnaeus this video will help catch you up with portal cakes:

Still Alive. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxTNqYAWISs)



Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 29, 2011, 01:34:25 AM

Phinnaeus this video will help catch you up with portal cakes:

Still Alive. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxTNqYAWISs)


I am so glad you weren't asking for cake. It's all gone.

Thank you kindly for the video, Exonumia. The woman singer reminded me of Millie Small: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMAA0dfZRsU

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Title: Re: First Bitcoin (?) Purchased at Walmart (STE)
Post by: Exonumia on August 30, 2011, 10:31:19 AM
The woman singer reminded me of Millie Small: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMAA0dfZRsU

It is Ellen McLain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellen_McLain)... she also does the voice of GlaDOS in the game. I tried to find some youtube of her singing opera, but it appears youtube is only filled with her video game voice career :)

I am amazed you have never played Portal... you would enjoy the humor to no end. It's on steam... so if you have some BTC laying around you could always use Nothings Gifts and buy it with bitcoins :D