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Title: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: Dafar on January 08, 2014, 04:30:03 AM
Thoughts? I really believe in them, I just finally over a month slept with a little past 10 hookers... any thoughts or suggestions? I DO NOT want to make money off her but with the way the world is does anyone see if this career is beneficial for her at all?  THANKS@


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: empoweoqwj on January 08, 2014, 04:48:15 AM
You sound high as a kite dude


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: HairyMaclairy on January 08, 2014, 04:53:37 AM
I am going to name my dog Geoff just so I can take him for a walk and yell out "Geoff don't poop on that man's lawn".


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: SaltySpitoon on January 08, 2014, 04:56:32 AM
Pretty sure the doctor will refuse to sign the birth certificate. ie, you probably can't name your baby, "whore"


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: Waramp22 on January 08, 2014, 04:57:13 AM
Thoughts? I really believe in them, I just finally over a month slept with a little past 10 hookers... any thoughts or suggestions? I DO NOT want to make money off her but with the way the world is does anyone see if this career is beneficial for her at all?  THANKS@

Is she going to accept bitcoin?


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: Dafar on January 08, 2014, 05:00:44 AM
You sound high as a kite dude

I wish, but i quit for 2014..... plus new baby girl being born

Thoughts? I really believe in them, I just finally over a month slept with a little past 10 hookers... any thoughts or suggestions? I DO NOT want to make money off her but with the way the world is does anyone see if this career is beneficial for her at all?  THANKS@

Is she going to accept bitcoin?

Of course... she'll have a tramp stamp tattoo of her QR code


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: empoweoqwj on January 08, 2014, 05:01:12 AM
Pretty sure the doctor will refuse to sign the birth certificate. ie, you probably can't name your baby, "whore"

Really? Is there some law dictating what baby names are acceptable? :)


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: SaltySpitoon on January 08, 2014, 05:10:21 AM
Pretty sure the doctor will refuse to sign the birth certificate. ie, you probably can't name your baby, "whore"

Really? Is there some law dictating what baby names are acceptable? :)

Yeah, in some countries you can't name your kids certain things, and in others, the doctors just wont sign the birth certificate if you want to name you kid tinfoil or hitler or something like that. Portugal has really interesting name bans, like Tom.


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: Haidang1796 on January 08, 2014, 07:42:47 AM
dude you really sound high dude



Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: oprahwindfury on January 08, 2014, 10:17:49 AM
Reminds me of this funny article from New Zealand. The parents wanted to name their kid "4Real" but it was rejected by the authorities. Hah, think about the school jokes --"Are you...4Real?". They ended up naming their kid Superman.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6937327.stm


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: AmericanBit on January 08, 2014, 11:22:58 AM
Might as well give her a jump in her future line of work...Id say 35-40 percent of girls are whores, and they dont even know it.


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: homealone on January 08, 2014, 11:35:47 AM
its the last blunt, inhale my man!


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: mprep on January 08, 2014, 11:38:02 AM
As I see you're mocking that other thread where someone wanted to name his girl Bitcoin. Great job! Keep it up. :D


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: hilariousandco on January 08, 2014, 12:06:04 PM
Pretty sure the doctor will refuse to sign the birth certificate. ie, you probably can't name your baby, "whore"

Really? Is there some law dictating what baby names are acceptable? :)

Yeah, in some countries you can't name your kids certain things, and in others, the doctors just wont sign the birth certificate if you want to name you kid tinfoil or hitler or something like that. Portugal has really interesting name bans, like Tom.

This is true in some places. One of my Mum's pleb cousins wanted to name her kid C.J. but they wouldn’t let her have just the initials, so she named him Ceejay. Such shame.

And why will they not allow Tom? That's weird.


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: guybrushthreepwood on January 08, 2014, 12:22:21 PM
I wonder what the rules are on names. Could you not get sway with naming a baby Adolf Hitler, but I bet you might a lesser known dictator. I bet you could get away with Joe Stalin lol.


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: hilariousandco on January 08, 2014, 12:31:45 PM
I wonder what the rules are on names. Could you not get sway with naming a baby Adolf Hitler, but I bet you might a lesser known dictator. I bet you could get away with Joe Stalin lol.

Or Pol Pott. There was a white supremacist in the US that named his kid Adolf Hiter: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2344459/Heath-Campbell-White-supremacist-named-son-Adolf-Hitler-dad-time-hoping-little-Eva-Braun.html


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: CaptainBeck on January 08, 2014, 12:33:27 PM
I wonder what the rules are on names. Could you not get sway with naming a baby Adolf Hitler, but I bet you might a lesser known dictator. I bet you could get away with Joe Stalin lol.

Or Pol Pott. There was a white supremacist in the US I think that named his kid Adolf Hiter.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/08/12/judge-messiah-is-not-an-acceptable-baby-name/

I've heard of loads of stories of the courts and doctors making people change their baby names because they are just plan stupid or rude.


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: CaptainBeck on January 08, 2014, 12:35:19 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21229475

Also it appears that some counties actually have rules on naming children.


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: Topkek on January 08, 2014, 12:58:33 PM
nice one op


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: Kenshin on January 08, 2014, 01:21:32 PM
Thoughts? I really believe in them, I just finally over a month slept with a little past 10 hookers... any thoughts or suggestions? I DO NOT want to make money off her but with the way the world is does anyone see if this career is beneficial for her at all?  THANKS@

Why don't you become a porn star and make money that way.


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: Dafar on January 08, 2014, 03:06:35 PM
I didn't know there were restrictions in naming your child... good to learn

Why don't you become a porn star and make money that way.

Well that's every man's dream job but HOW? You need a monster cawk first of all and you need to last like 30-40 mins..... with the things these hot porn girls do I don't think I'd be able to last more than 10 mins


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: hilariousandco on January 08, 2014, 03:08:34 PM
I didn't know there were restrictions in naming your child... good to learn

Why don't you become a porn star and make money that way.

Well that's every man's dream job but HOW? You need a monster cawk first of all and you need to last like 30-40 mins..... with the things these hot porn girls do I don't think I'd be able to last more than 10 mins

Is it? My dream job is to become an astronaut.


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: EvilPanda on January 08, 2014, 03:10:10 PM
In Poland all female names must end with A, at least you can't name your kid North West :D


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: Dafar on January 08, 2014, 03:12:06 PM
I didn't know there were restrictions in naming your child... good to learn

Why don't you become a porn star and make money that way.

Well that's every man's dream job but HOW? You need a monster cawk first of all and you need to last like 30-40 mins..... with the things these hot porn girls do I don't think I'd be able to last more than 10 mins

Is it? My dream job is to become an astronaut.

That was my dream job too but we're not 10 yrs old anymore...

Have you seen Gravity? you don't wanna go through that shit


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: CaptainBeck on January 08, 2014, 03:12:18 PM
In Poland all female names must end with A, at least you can't name your kid North West :D

Well its would be Northa,

Then you;d sound abit like a Canadian-a?


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: hilariousandco on January 08, 2014, 03:16:51 PM
I didn't know there were restrictions in naming your child... good to learn

Why don't you become a porn star and make money that way.

Well that's every man's dream job but HOW? You need a monster cawk first of all and you need to last like 30-40 mins..... with the things these hot porn girls do I don't think I'd be able to last more than 10 mins

Is it? My dream job is to become an astronaut.

That was my dream job too but we're not 10 yrs old anymore...

Have you seen Gravity? you don't wanna go through that shit

I am ten years old. I'm saving my pocket money and Bitcoins to go on Virgin Galactic. And I've not seen Gravity but I'm looking forward to it.


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: mprep on January 08, 2014, 03:19:03 PM
I didn't know there were restrictions in naming your child... good to learn

Why don't you become a porn star and make money that way.

Well that's every man's dream job but HOW? You need a monster cawk first of all and you need to last like 30-40 mins..... with the things these hot porn girls do I don't think I'd be able to last more than 10 mins

Is it? My dream job is to become an astronaut.

That was my dream job too but we're not 10 yrs old anymore...

Have you seen Gravity? you don't wanna go through that shit

I am ten years old. I'm saving my pocket money and Bitcoins to go on Virgin Galactic. And I've not seen Gravity but I'm looking forward to it.
Are you joking? You sound a lot more mature than 10 especially around here.  ???


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: hilariousandco on January 08, 2014, 03:25:54 PM
I didn't know there were restrictions in naming your child... good to learn

Why don't you become a porn star and make money that way.

Well that's every man's dream job but HOW? You need a monster cawk first of all and you need to last like 30-40 mins..... with the things these hot porn girls do I don't think I'd be able to last more than 10 mins

Is it? My dream job is to become an astronaut.

That was my dream job too but we're not 10 yrs old anymore...

Have you seen Gravity? you don't wanna go through that shit

I am ten years old. I'm saving my pocket money and Bitcoins to go on Virgin Galactic. And I've not seen Gravity but I'm looking forward to it.
Are you joking? You sound a lot more mature than 10 especially around here.  ???

Hahaha, of course I'm joking  ;D. But I'm glad I seem more maturer than a ten-year-old  :D.


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: mprep on January 08, 2014, 03:27:03 PM
I didn't know there were restrictions in naming your child... good to learn

Why don't you become a porn star and make money that way.

Well that's every man's dream job but HOW? You need a monster cawk first of all and you need to last like 30-40 mins..... with the things these hot porn girls do I don't think I'd be able to last more than 10 mins

Is it? My dream job is to become an astronaut.

That was my dream job too but we're not 10 yrs old anymore...

Have you seen Gravity? you don't wanna go through that shit

I am ten years old. I'm saving my pocket money and Bitcoins to go on Virgin Galactic. And I've not seen Gravity but I'm looking forward to it.
Are you joking? You sound a lot more mature than 10 especially around here.  ???

Hahaha, of course I'm joking  ;D. But I'm glad I seem more maturer than a ten-year-old  :D.
Your welcome. That's kind of how my most compliments come out.


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: CaptainBeck on January 08, 2014, 03:40:13 PM
I didn't know there were restrictions in naming your child... good to learn

Why don't you become a porn star and make money that way.

Well that's every man's dream job but HOW? You need a monster cawk first of all and you need to last like 30-40 mins..... with the things these hot porn girls do I don't think I'd be able to last more than 10 mins

Is it? My dream job is to become an astronaut.

That was my dream job too but we're not 10 yrs old anymore...

Have you seen Gravity? you don't wanna go through that shit

I am ten years old. I'm saving my pocket money and Bitcoins to go on Virgin Galactic. And I've not seen Gravity but I'm looking forward to it.
Are you joking? You sound a lot more mature than 10 especially around here.  ???

Hahaha, of course I'm joking  ;D. But I'm glad I seem more maturer than a ten-year-old  :D.

Yeah i'd say about 11 maybe 12 at a push  :P

I did for a second half to look at some of your post histories to check if you might have eluded to being 10


Title: Re: Thinking about naming my baby girl Whore.. (due in 3 weeks)
Post by: guybrushthreepwood on January 08, 2014, 04:45:14 PM
That's hilarious you thought hilariousandco might be 10 lol.