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Title: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: okthen on January 16, 2014, 11:54:42 PM I was like:
'Siri, tell me how many Bitcoins do I have.' Bitch be like: 'Your search 'Bitcoin' was not found.' Damn it woman! You lost ma coins?? Are you serious? You had my only private key! What a whore! You gonna buy what, shoes with my Bits? Damn you Siri. I ain't telling you my secrets no more. Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: notung on January 16, 2014, 11:59:36 PM Really?
I told her last month: - Siri, buy low and sell high! And now I have twice... BTW I use IOS6... Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: okthen on January 17, 2014, 12:31:26 AM Ah now there's a good idea. Even better:
'Siri, buy high and sell low.' If I can't have my Bitcoins, you can't either. Screw you! PS.: iOS6 Notung? Dude. What are you, a cave man? Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: scottii on January 17, 2014, 12:57:04 AM Samsung can find it for ya. =P
Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 17, 2014, 01:59:26 AM That's one smart bitch!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaMjMn-7cxA
Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: Stuff4BitcoinsM on January 17, 2014, 03:33:08 AM Yet another reason not to trust Apple! lol ::)
Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: mprep on January 17, 2014, 06:29:17 PM Maybe she spent them on cosmetic add-ons for her software. ;D
Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: Kiki112 on January 17, 2014, 07:28:22 PM maybe she spent them on the google market :D
check if you have some new games installed :D also sue Steve Jobs :D Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: alani123 on January 18, 2014, 02:49:18 AM Such intelligence so siri
Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 18, 2014, 10:42:47 PM "Siri."
"Yeeessssssssssssss! Oh, it's you again. What do you want this time?" "Suggest a good movie to see tonight." "Let me fuckin' check on that for you." "Got it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGSi0AoJYs" "Very funny! Seriously, where's a good place to cold storage my bitcoins?" "I suggest the freezer." "You're a genius, Siri! Now, display the latest news item on Google." "http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/smart-refrigerators-tvs-hacked-send-out-spam-according-new-report-2D11947402" Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: Welsh on January 19, 2014, 07:41:27 AM Oh Siri not again, Please not again.
Siri isn't always friendly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKhWZARkRA Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 19, 2014, 04:32:00 PM Looks like Siri is goin' to get served: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw33Tl6n_SI
Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: wolfeen on January 19, 2014, 05:05:55 PM Without third party bitcoin is safer than Fed notes:
http://youtu.be/W09YREdEwtc Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: mrhelpful on January 19, 2014, 08:26:28 PM "Siri." "Yeeessssssssssssss! Oh, it's you again. What do you want this time?" "Suggest a good movie to see tonight." "Let me fuckin' check on that for you." "Got it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGSi0AoJYs" "Very funny! Seriously, where's a good place to cold storage my bitcoins?" "I suggest the freezer." "You're a genius, Siri! Now, display the latest news item on Google." "http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/smart-refrigerators-tvs-hacked-send-out-spam-according-new-report-2D11947402" Omg, that video lolll. Soooo gooooood. Title: Re: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN Post by: Haidang1796 on January 20, 2014, 01:08:24 AM I told SIRI to find me a girl friend, it called my mom >:(
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